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Clips from The Goldbergs - Lucky (S03E03)

"You're not allergic to dogs. What?"
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"The only reason I said that is because when you were a kid,"
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"you asked for one every damn day!"
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"Do you realize you've denied me"
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"the sidekick I've always longed for?"
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"I'm okay with that. Do you know how many times"
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"I had to play Frisbee by myself?"
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"How many times I got caught in a well?"
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"Look, I got enough ungrateful kids"
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"around here to take care of."
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"The last thing I need is an ungrateful animal to take care of."
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"Get me a dog. No."
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"Get me a dog! No!"
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"I'm gonna keep saying it until I get"
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"the four-legged friend I deserve!"
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"Give me a dog! No! Stop asking."
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"It's not gonna happen."
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"Give me a dog. No."
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"Give me a dog. No."
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"Give me a dog. No."
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"Give me a dog. No."
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"Give me a dog. No."
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"Give me a dog. No."
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"Give me a dog. No."
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"Give me a dog. No."
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"Give me a dog. No."
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"Give me a dog. No."
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"Give me a dog. Fine!"
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"But if I say yes, promise me you'll take care of it."
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"It's your dog."
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"Yes!"
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"Now I'm not the only one in the house"
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"who has to take his pill in cheese!"
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"ADULT ADAM: While Barry finally got his wish for a dog,"
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"me and my crew were getting our greatest wish."
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"Thanks to cutting-edge VHS technology,"
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"we would learn the secrets of womanhood."
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"Okay. I just snuck a cable from the bedroom to the basement."
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"Fingers crossed, boys."
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"Oh! Yes!"
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"(CHEERING)"
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"Okay, enough! Silence!"
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"Dave Kim needs to focus."
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"It's happening."
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"Today we learn the secrets of womanhood."
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"This is the best moment of my life."
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"I love you guys."
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"¶ We're the girls from Beverly Hills"
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"¶ One, two, three, four"
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"¶ Shopping is our greatest skill ¶"
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"(LAUGHTER)"
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"What the hell? They're just watching a dumb movie."
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"Come of age already, damn it!"
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"Hit each other with pillows!"
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"Okay, who wants pizza ro... Oh, my God!"
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"What is happening here? (GASPS)"
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"Okay, I can totally explain this."
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"Run!"
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"You're grounded, Adam!"
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"And I'm calling your mothers!"
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"GIRL: Oooh!"
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"Pbht! (LAUGHTER)"
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"ADULT ADAM: In that moment, my mother realized she had found a way"
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"into Erica's pajama party, and into her life."
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"Oooh..."
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"I'll just watch for a little bit."
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"ADULT ADAM: And she couldn't resist."
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"Should I do a loose crimp or a tighter, more intense one?"
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"Tight crimp. Tight crimp."
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"Loose. Yeah, no, whatever."
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"Loose is good."
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"ADULT ADAM: That night, my mom had the time of her life"
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"being a secret member of Erica's troop."
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"...three different girls, and then he broke up with Heather."
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"Heather G or Heather S?"
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"Hello, principal ball."
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"This is your butt doctor calling."
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"We found a problem. Your head was up there."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Tell him he's bald!"
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"So, if you add a white line across the top, it's a French manicure."
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"Well, don't I just look like Zsa Zsa Gabor."
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"Shi-shi frou-frou."
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"Um, Erica?"
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"What's that?"
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"Oh... (BLEEP)"
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"Someone's dead!"
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"Ow!"
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"Ow. Fudgy, fudgy, fudge!"
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"Fudgy, fudge..."
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"Are you spying on our pajama party?"
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"Before you say anything, I got to know,"
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"is it Heather G or Heather S?"
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"I don't even know what to say!"
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"You have never, ever stooped so low!"
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"I have. You just haven't caught me."
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"Shut up and listen."
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"I've narrowed down the exact breed of dog"
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"that best matches my personality and lifestyle."
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"Good morning to you, too."
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"Our dog will either be the kind that looks like a sheep..."
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"Sheepdog. A Cujo..."
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"Book, not a breed. A McGruff..."
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"That's a cartoon crime dog."
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"Or a bear crossed with a poodle."
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"ADAM: Not possible."
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"Surprise, surprise!"
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"Look who's back from the dog pound!"
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"Whoa, whoa, wait! You got a dog without me?"
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"It better be a grizzly-poodle."
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"Seriously. If it's not a grizzoodle, I don't want it."
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"MURRAY: It's this thing."
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"Erica, come see how sweet and not awful I am!"
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"He's perfect!"
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"He is a she, and you owe me 8 bucks for shots and gas."
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"Okay, okay. She needs a name."
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"From this point on, this animal will only be known as Jean Gog Van Damme."
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"No, wait! Arnold Schwarzendogger."
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"No, wait! Dogvester Stallone."
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"No, wait! Lucky."
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