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Clips from B Positive (2020) - A Dishwasher, a Fire and a Remote Control (S02E02)

"but all they want is salt and pepper."
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"That's my bad."
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"I'm always reaching for the stars."
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"Uh, I don't remember anybody saying"
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"the food was too tasty."
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"You know I love those folks out there."
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"Me, too. That's why I bought the place."
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"So you get it."
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"It's all about these wonderful, old bastards."
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"They are the reason that we are here."
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"[voice breaking]: Don't get me going. It's like I got"
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"24 grandmas and grandpas out there."
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"So, we good?"
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"I guess."
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"Um, Bert, please, please, ca..."
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"Oh. Can you..."
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"Bert. Bert, I..."
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"I really need you to turn things around."
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"In the words of Mr. Bill Withers,"
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"lean on me."
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"Okay. Thank you."
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"You're so welcome."
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"Yeah."
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"♪ Lean on me"
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"♪ I'll carry on"
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"♪ My wayward son"
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"♪ Stand by me."
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"STUART:We've talked about it over and over,"
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"and she just blows me off like nothing I say matters."
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"Mm-hmm, go on."
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"I mean, there's a right way"
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"and a wrong way to do things. You get that."
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"I do.It's common knowledge you load a dishwasher"
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"with the bowls on top so they don't flip over"
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"and fill with water."
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"Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there."
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"Why?Because you're wasting my life."
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"Excuse me?How many years"
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"have you been coming to me,"
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"complaining about your wife doing the laundry wrong,"
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"making the bed wrong,"
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"walking the dog wrong?"
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"Oh, and let's not forget the controversy"
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"over which way the toilet paper rolls."
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"If it comes from the top, you tear off a lot of squares."
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"I don't care! Nobody cares!"
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"Your problems are ridiculous."
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"Your wife, honestly, should leave you."
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"That's a little hurtful."
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"Is it?! Is it hurtful?"
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"Do you realize how close to death I was?"
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"And here I am. A second chance, a new lease"
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"on life, and what am I doing?"
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"I'm listening to you bitch and moan"
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"about your stupid freaking dishwasher."
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"Where you going?I'm living my life."
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"Starting right now!"
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"And obviously, we didn't use the full hour,"
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"so your bill will reflect that."
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, hey."
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"Couldn't sleep?No."
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"Ah, it's hard getting used to a new place."
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"And the dull roar of the CPAP machines doesn't help."
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"Why are you up so late?"
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"Oh, I've always been a night owl."
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"Going out to clubs, dancing till the sun came up."
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"I love dancing. Especially line dancing."
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"Two-step, boot scoot?"
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"I'm your huckleberry."
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"They do have a country music night here."
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"It's a pretty good time if you don't mind"
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"the DJ's Confederate flag."
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"Well,"
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"hopefully, I'll be long gone by then."
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"Oh, you're a short-timer, too?"
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"Yeah. Soon as they figure out my meds,"
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"I'm out of here. You?"
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"My son's turning the basement into a guest suite for me."
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"Oh, that's great.And there's nothing his stupid cow of a wife"
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"can do about it."
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"I take it you don't get along with her."
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"I get along with everyone."
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"Sure. Sorry. She's a stupid cow."
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"[pounding on door]SPENCER: Turn off your damn TV!"
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"PETER: I will not!"
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"SPENCER: I swear, I'll come in there and turn it off for you!"
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"PETER: Then be prepared to be bludgeoned"
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"by my walking stick!"
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"What's that?"
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"[indistinct arguing]Two old men"
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"savoring the last few drops of their testosterone."
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"[pounding on door]"
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"All right!"
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"I'm kicking the door down!"
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"PETER: You couldn't kick down a shower curtain!"
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"Spencer, what the hell?"
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"His TV is keeping me up."
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"PETER: It's my TV, and I'll watch it whenever I like!"
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"Peter, open the door!"
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"PETER: Fine. But be warned,"
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"I have a weapon."
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"Put the walking stick down."
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"You're lucky she's here."
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"Yeah, I'mlucky."
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"What is going on?"
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"I like to fall asleep with my TV on."
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"But I hear it through the wall."
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"Okay, okay. Very simple."
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"Headphones for you. Earplugs for you."
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"I got a better idea. How about he turns down"
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"his freaking TV?PETER: How about"
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"he sleeps in the parking lot?"
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"How about I take that walking stick and shove it up your..."
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"Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!"
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"Everybody go back to bed. Peter,"
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"I will bring you some headphones."
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"But I...No, no, no, no!"
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"Spencer, I will get you some earplugs."
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"Won't work. I have unusually small earholes."
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