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Clips from Ghosts (2021) - Viking Funeral (S01E01)

"Shut up, Pete!"
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"My name is Mark."
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"[chuckles] Yeah. Course it is."
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"Bye, Pete. [mimics beeping]"
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"We were trying to figure out how this thing's fed."
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"We came across some cast iron piping."
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"That'll have to be swapped out.That sounds cheap."
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"But that's not what I needed to show you."
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"While we were digging,"
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"we found this."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Is that...?"
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"That's right."
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"Human remains."
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"[ghosts gasping]"
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"Oh, my God."
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"What?Who is that?"
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"FLOWER: Whoa.Oh."
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"Hey. That's me!"
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"SASAPPIS: Are you sure that's you, Thor?Yeah, I died right here."
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"I watched my flesh rot and my bones swallowed by the earth"
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"over hundreds of years. [chuckles softly]"
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"Was pretty cool.Thing is,"
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"I got to report it to the county."
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"No!They'll investigate,"
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"and if they declare it a crime scene,"
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"the whole site gets shut down."
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"Project could get delayed for months."
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"[ghosts groaning]Months?"
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"Months?"
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"What if the bones were really old?"
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"Like, uh... like Viking bones?"
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"Just to randomly name some type of really old... bones."
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"Pretty sure there weren't any Vikings around here."
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"He lies!"
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"Well, actually...Here we go."
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"We sailed down the coast from lands north...Vikings sailed down the coast"
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"from lands north......sent sorties..."
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"Uh, from Canada."
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"Sent sorties inland to search for furs."
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"Beavers, otters, moose.Beavers, otters, moose."
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"And when you find moose, much plenty you shall have.And when you find moose,"
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"much plenty you shall have."
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"Okay."
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"She really loves the show Vikings."
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"Well, if it is Viking, they'll reach out"
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"to the state archeology department,"
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"they call in the nerds with the toothbrushes--"
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"the whole thing takes longer."
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"Sorry, guys. But first thing tomorrow, I got to call this in."
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"This is so bad. We cannot afford a months-long delay."
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"We have loans to repay."
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"I'll give you a piece of advice"
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"my bootlegger boyfriend used to live by:"
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"get rid of the damn body."
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"What if the bones just disappeared?[chuckles]"
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"What are you talking about?Well,"
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"what if he came back tomorrow and the bones were just gone?"
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"And then there's no reason to call the county."
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"No bones, no problem."
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"[chuckles]Who are you?"
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"FLOWER: While I'm having a moment of lucidity,"
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"can we just go over this one more time?PETE: Sure."
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"Sam wants us to select a ghost representative"
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"to funnel all of our requests through."
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"Right on."
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"So, now, who is Sam? Am I Sam?"
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"And the moment's passed.So now we can't"
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"even approach Samantha?"
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"That's no way to treat a human being."
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"Who are we, my butler?"
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"Okay. So I guess we just vote?"
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"Fine.Let's do it. Yeah. Great."
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"[laughing]"
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"Oh, if only it were that simple. [inhales]"
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"No, my friends, democracy,"
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"though the best form of government,"
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"is a tedious and flawed process."
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"There will be hours of debate."
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"Long, boring speeches we'll have to sit through."
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"Or we could dispense with all of that,"
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"pick me and be done with it. Mm."
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"[others assenting]Great. Mazel tov. You win. Done."
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"Wonderful. You've chosen wisely, my friends."
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"Now it is tradition for the victor to give some remarks."
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"Don't worry. I'll keep it to a brisk hour."
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"I knew from an early age..."
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"Aw, screw it."
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"I'm running against this windbag."
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"[gasping]What? Ooh..."
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"Not 'cause I want the gig."
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"I just don't want him to have it."
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"[chuckling]: What? This is ridiculous."
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"You were a singer."
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"I was at the signing of the Declaration of Independence."
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"No, you weren't."
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"I was outside."
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"They started early."
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"Point is, I practically invented democracy."
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"Actually, indigenous governments were the model"
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"for American federalism, so..."
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"But... the electoral college"
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"and the powdered wig!"
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"Oh, my! Come on!"
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"Oh, pop some popcorn, 'cause this is about to get good."
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"We also invented popcorn."
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"You're welcome."
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"[shovel scrapes][Jay shouts]"
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"Oh, this can't be legal."
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"This is a crime. We're committing a crime."
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"It's victimless. The victim is literally here saying it's okay."
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"Yeah. It's cool."
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"So, how did you end up here?Well, I fell in love with a white girl"
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"with a cute, cute butt and then she inherited a haunted house"
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"and then...Babe, I'm talking to Thorfinn."
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"Well, it was a long time ago."
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"Seven winters after the Battle of Svolder."
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"[thunder rumbling] I was tracking beasts across the land"
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"when a great storm gathered."
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"But before I could find shelter..."
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