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Clips from The Monkees - I've Got a Little Song Here (S01E01)

"Hey, come on, Micky; I'm just not in the mood, man."
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"Hey Mike?"
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"What?"
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"Mike?"
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"What, Peter?"
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"My mother says that you have the best posture of anyone she knows."
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"Thank you, good buddy."
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"Mike, we've decided we're not gonna let you take this lying down."
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"We've got a plan."
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"Before we're through, we're gonna have Bernie Class patting for your song."
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"Hello, Mammoth Studios calling Bernie Class. This is M.D. himself."
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"M.D.?"
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"Yes."
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"Yes, M.D. Certainly, M.D."
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"Meet me at the studio in one hour."
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"Hey, you guys!"
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"You can't park here!"
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"- Ready, fellas? - Mm-hm."
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"- Yeah. - Lights, camera, action!"
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"However, hold it, no, you're not allowed here, hold it, hold it."
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"Oh, he's quite a killer, eh, M.D.? Trying to keep you off your own lot."
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"Uh, could you step aside please, for M.D.? Thank you very much."
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"Ah, just a second. I have to phone the front office."
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"No one can tie up the line!"
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"M.D.'s expecting a very special call from Rome about his latest production."
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"Oh, baby, it's gonna be my biggest one yet! Three years in the making..."
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"seven hundred and forty cast members, three hundred and fifty crew members,"
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"and twenty-two thousand extras."
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"What was your greatest expense?"
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"Coffee and donuts."
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"Cut! Cut!"
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"Hm, good angle, good angle, my boy."
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"You was looking through the wrong end!"
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"Just checking to see if you're on your toes; I want him in my next movie."
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"Alright, alright, off the set."
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"Did I hear what I thought I heard? Is it possible he doesn't know who you are?"
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"Please, no names; it will only embarrass him,"
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"and actually, it will make an amusing anecdote for my book."
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"Your book?"
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"Hrumph! My book! I'm writing an exposion of Hollywood:"
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"the false values, the phoniness, the fakery."
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"Is it taking you long to write?"
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"I don't know; I'm having it ghost written."
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"What?! Who is that?"
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"I don't know, but it could be... you know who."
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"Not the you know who!"
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"I don't like it; paint it red."
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"Take a memo! Going into"
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"production for my new film, The First Ten Days of Pompeii."
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"Have the ads read, "You've read the book, now see the movie!""
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"M.D.!"
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"Take another memo! Have somebody write a book called The First Ten Days of Pompeii."
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"Sir, it was very kind of you-"
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"Please, no fawning. Why must they always fawn? Class,"
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"I called you here 'cause I want a song for Joannie's new movie."
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"It's starring Joannie, Gregory Peck,"
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"Elizabeth Taylor, Doris Day, and Sonny Tufts."
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"Sonny T-? What a production!"
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"It's M.D.'s first low budget picture."
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"The title of the song has to have a dog in it."
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"A dog sir, but why a dog?"
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"You, a Bernie, ask me, an M.D., why a dog?"
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"I only meant that-"
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"Because Joannie plays the part of an animal lover. That's why a dog."
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"How about... "I'm Gonna Buy Me a Dog"."
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"That'll have to do."
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"Who wrote it?"
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"Some kid called Nishwash."
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"Nesmith."
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"Never heard of him. I like the title of that song! Class, get me that song!"
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"Yes, M.D. Certainly, M.D. May I call you M?"
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"No! Get me Nishwash first."
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"I'll be back with him in ten minutes."
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"Class. Make it eight. Class. What are you waiting for?"
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"Gentlemen, in a short time, your fortunes will be made."
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"You have a song under exclusive contract, of course?"
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"Sure, M.D., sure."
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"Sign here, kiddo."
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"I ain't signing nothing for less than two hundred dollars."
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"Two hundred dollars?!"
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"Shh!"
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"Any trouble there, gentlemen?"
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"No, no trouble at all, M.D. Two hundred dollars? Here. Here."
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"You're a dollar short."
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"Well, can't I owe it to ya?"
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"Look, you're a nice guy, right? You can owe it to me."
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"Here you are, M.D. I gotta go and arrange for some promotion. I'll see ya later."
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"Bye, Bernie."
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"- Good work, Nishwash. - Nesmith!"
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"Nismoth? Hee hee hee hee."
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"Mary, Mary, where you goin' to?"
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"Mary, Mary, can I go too?"
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"This one thing I will vow ya"
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"I'd rather die than to live without ya"
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"Mary, Mary, where you goin' to?"
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"Mary, Mary, tell me truly"
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"What did I do to make you leave me?"
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"Whatever it was I didn't mean to"
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"You know I never would try and hurt ya"
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"Mary, Mary, where you goin' to?"
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"What more, Mary, can I do"
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"To prove that my love is truly yours?"
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"I've done more now than a clear-thinkin' man would do"
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"Mary, Mary, it's not over"
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"Where you go, I will follow"
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"Till I win your love again"
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"And walk beside you, but until then"
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"Mary, Mary, where you goin' to?"
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"Mary, Mary, where you goin' to?"
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"Mary, where you goin' to?"
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"Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, where you goin' to?"
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"What is this for?"
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"Well, you see, sir, we were both, uh, taken in by a pretty classy fella,"
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"and, um, well, I'd feel better if you just kept it."
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"That's very nice of you, old boy."
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"Okay, good luck."
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"Thank you, same to you. Oh, uh, if you are around any time"
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"when that new song of mine is being played, give me a call."
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"Sure. Uh, what's the title of it?"
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""I Want to Buy Me a Dog"."
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