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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - Spring Break (S03E03)

"Oh, well, if it is as nice as this office,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"then it's gonna be a piece of (BLEEP)."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"You know, just like this office is a piece of (BLEEP)?"
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"I think this office is just a..."
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"This is really the presidential office?"
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"And you are only now wondering if you should rethink your economic system?"
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"Okay, I think we need to have a rule,"
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"that from now on, we don't go on a mystery"
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"until all of us have read the mystery,"
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"because I don't even understand this one."
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"It seems like it's more for an economics team,"
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"or a bunch of diplomats."
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"It also seems dangerous."
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"I'm pretty sure we're under house arrest right now,"
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"and you know they torture people here."
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"These Castros, they seem cute and eccentric,"
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"with their cigars and their mustaches, but they torture people. They do."
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"Yeah. Anyone who doesn't agree with them."
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"Poets, artists, political dissidents."
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"They lock them up. Really. Yeah, I read it."
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"I read it in Vanity Fair."
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"(PIGEON INHALES)"
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"(EXHALES AND COUGHS)"
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"(COUGHING)"
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"(SPITS)"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Okay, Michael, what is our... What?"
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"-(MAN GROANING) -(GASPS)"
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"(GASPS) Michael!"
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"Come on! We gotta get to Miami."
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"MARQUESS: (EXCLAIMS) We have been walking for seven hours."
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"Do you have any idea where we are?"
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"I bet we're on the outskirts of Miami."
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"Like, probably around Key Biscayne."
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"Or Tampa. Yeah, this looks like Tampa."
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"-I bet we're closer to Haiti than Tampa. -(RUMBLING)"
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"(MARQUESS GASPS)"
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"(ALL YELLING)"
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"MARQUESS: Quick! Grab my hand!"
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"Grab my hand. Pigeon!"
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"-Whoa. -(MARQUESS SCREAMING)"
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"Oh, that was Marquess?"
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"I thought it was maybe a snake or something."
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"Like, a jungle snake."
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"But I guess it was Marquess."
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"He was with us, wasn't he?"
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"Oh, we must be in Orlando. That's Epcot."
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"Yeah, maybe."
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"Probably not, though, because we never crossed the ocean."
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"You know what that's gotta be?"
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"That's Guantanamo Bay."
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"Oh, shit. He can't hear me, he ran off."
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"(EXHALES)"
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"Ah..."
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"I should make this a regular thing that I do."
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"Very pleasurable."
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"(COUGHING)"
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"(SPITS)"
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"You won't believe it, Pigeon."
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"-That was not Epcot. -I believe it."
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"And these wonderful men were caged up like animals."
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"The poets, the artists that Marquess was talking about."
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"I do not believe that part."
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"I said, "Hey, you guys wanna be free?""
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"And then I just ripped a hole in the fence,"
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"and they just started pouring out of there, scattering in all directions."
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"PRISONER: Khaled, everyone!"
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"We've got our boats."
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"Hey, your guys have room for two more?"
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"Of course, Mike Tyson. You set us free."
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"We will never forget whose side you are really on."
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"Hey, fellas, let me ask you something."
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"Were any of you tortured back there?"
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"I mean, that Cuban government is bad news."
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"I'm kind of glad we didn't help solve their mystery."
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"-(GROANS, EXCLAIMS) -(PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(CROWD CHEERING)"
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"(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)"
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"(MARQUESS GASPING)"
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"ALL: Chug! Chug! Chug!"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"I'm so thirsty. Give me that."
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"ALL: Chug! Chug! Chug!"
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"(GASPS)"
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"I've drunk nothing but my own urine for the past three days."
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"So, so much urine!"
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"If I never have another sip of urine again,"
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"it will be too soon."
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"ALL: (CHEERING) Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"
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"YUNG HEE: Marquess?"
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"Marquess!"
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"(GASPS)"
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"Yung! Oh, thank God."
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"You have no idea what I have been through."
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"There are so many sharks between here and Cuba."
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"I mean, it's all sharks."
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"You can just walk on their backs. I don't..."
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"I don't know why I built a raft."
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"What were you doing in Cuba?"
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"What? Solving a mystery."
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"Well, then, where's Dad and Pigeon?"
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"MIKE: How long were we in that boat?"
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"I don't know. I fell asleep."
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"It felt like six or seven days."
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"Damn, looks like Miami hasn't recovered from the recession."
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"Oh, wait. This is way too shitty to be Miami."
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"This gotta be Jacksonville."
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"But we're close, Pigeon."
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"Jacksonville isn't too far from Miami."
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"Let's start walking."
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"-(GUNS FIRING INDISTINCTLY) -(MAN SPEAKING ARABIC)"
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"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
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