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"OFFICER 2: Everybody's a fucking attorney."
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"(ENGINE STARTS)"
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"COSTA: Fuck you. - Dude, Costa. Seriously?"
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"- Fuck you. - Come inside."
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"Just come inside. Just forget about it."
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"(CROWD MURMURING AND CHUCKLING)"
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"To the break of dawn, yo!"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"(KID CUDI'S "PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS (STEVE AOKI REMIX)" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)"
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"(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)"
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"COSTA: Holy shit! THOMAS: What the fuck are you doing?"
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"Thomas, my cousin can replace the window, no problem. It's all good, man. I promise."
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"- Where did you get this? It's my mom's. - Come on, bro. I'm not gonna break it."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)"
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"Throw it in here, nice and low."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"(ALL SCREAMING)"
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"GIRL: They're pills!"
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"BOY: It's Ecstasy, bro!"
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"(ALL CLAMORING)"
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"(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)"
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"You heard about this on Craigslist?"
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"Craigslist, yeah. It's on the thing, on the page, right there."
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"J.B.: Whoa, we are so fucked."
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"COSTA: Relax, man. J.B.: We need to tell Thomas."
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"COSTA: T-Rick's so burned out, he probably forgot about it already."
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"J.B.: This is bad."
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"Mom, Dad, it's me, Thomas."
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"Um..."
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"I'm drunk. I mean, that's not an excuse."
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"Hopefully we'll meet again, so I can explain things."
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"I don't really have an explanation..."
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"other than fucking Costa made me do it. So..."
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"(BANGING ON DOOR)"
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"- Fuck off! COSTA: Dude, it's us."
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"THOMAS: I know."
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"COSTA: What are you doing in here? The whole party's outside."
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"Have you seen my fucking house?"
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"COSTA: We have a whole day to fix this place up. It's all good."
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"No, it's not all good, okay? I mean, what about this? What if my parents see it?"
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"Nobody's gonna see this shit but us. I promise."
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"Where did all these people even come from?"
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"You know a guy down there told me..."
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"...he found out about the party on fucking Craigslist?"
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"My dad met my stepmom on Craigslist."
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"So you put my address on the fucking Internet?"
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"- Well, not just the Internet. - Shut the fuck up, J.B.!"
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"Wait, what the fuck is he talking about?"
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"I had Jesse Marco put out an e-mail blast and I may have called a radio station or two."
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"You motherfuckers!"
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"COSTA: You were so nervous about people not showing up."
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"Dude, people are spilling shit, breaking shit, probably stealing shit."
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"It's out of control."
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"I wasn't nervous. I wanted the party to be big enough to be cool."
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"- Dude, look, back in Queens... - I'm fucking sick of hearing about Queens."
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"We get it. Queens is awesome. We're pussies. I don't fucking care."
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"(OVER SPEAKERS) I'm doin' me"
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"I'm livin' life right now, man And this what I'm gonna do"
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"COSTA: Whatever happens, we can make this right."
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"I'll fix this whole house myself if I have to."
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"Your parents don't even come home till Sunday. You just need to relax, man."
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"- You want a massage, bro? - No, no. Just, stop."
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"This is my favorite song, guys."
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"(OVER SPEAKERS) But my body"
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"My body's"
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"I can't believe, like, you guys just did this to me."
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"J.B.: We did this for you."
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"Look, man, I know you're not a drug guy, and I respect that about you."
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"- But right now, this is what you need. THOMAS: What is it?"
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"COSTA: It's Ecstasy. It'll put the brakes on your little freak-out. Just take it."
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"(R. KELLY'S "BUMP N' GRIND" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)"
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"All right. This won't totally, like, fuck me up, will it?"
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"Of course it will, dude. That's the whole point."
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"Here."
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"J.B.: Hey. - You get half of one."
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"Baby"
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"THOMAS: All right, just give me like 10 minutes."
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"(GROANS)"
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"COSTA: No fucking way, man!"
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"THOMAS: Ow! Get off me. COSTA: This is your night."
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"Cut the music. Cut it. How's everybody doing? It's your host, Costa."
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"I'm gonna bring up my best friends, Thomas and J.B."
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"Get your asses up here right now."
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"Come on, move your asses."
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"Come on, J.B., move your fat ass."
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"The reason you guys are here tonight is because it's Thomas Kub's birthday."
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"And we're gonna sing a little "Happy Birthday" for him. One, two, three."
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"ALL (SINGING): Happy birthday to you"
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"Happy birthday to you"
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"Happy birthday dear Thomas"
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"Happy birthday to you"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"COSTA: Thanks, everybody, for coming. Let's get the music rocking!"
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"DUDE: Wait up. Wait, wait."
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"Wait up, wait up. I wanted to do a birthday song too, if I can, Thomas. Is that cool?"
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"(CROWD CHEERS)"
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"THOMAS: It's all right with me, brother."
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"Will you drop a beat so I can do a birthday rap? Ahem."
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"(DJ PLAYING HIP HOP BEAT)"
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"(RAPPING) Yeah Hey, Thomas"
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"Happy birthday You can suck my dick if you thirsty"
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"I'm glad your folks are on vacation I just raided the fridge"
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"And shit in the kitchen"
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"Jew Pesci, go back to New York"
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"You look like smorgasbord of dorks"
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"Yeah, and I bet you got baby dick"
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"The kind that got many AIDS and shit"
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"And J.B., what's up? You wanna suck my dick"
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"In the back of your dad's truck You fat fuck"
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"You tub of love I'm gonna put you in the back of the truck"
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"And give you a back tug Yeah"
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"(CROWD BOOS)"
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"That's a penis hand job"
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"You look like a little gremlin And a teddy bear had a baby"
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"What? Fuck you guys then, man. You all can suck my dick."
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"Fuck off."
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"Sorry about that, everybody, that dude's whack."
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"Get this shit rolling again. Come on DJ Jesse Marco. Run it!"
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"(OVER SPEAKERS) Let's fucking lose it"
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