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"(ENGINE STALLING)"
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"(ENGINE STARTS)"
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"THOMAS: Shit, shit, shit!"
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"That's my boy Tom! That was some serious fucking shit right there!"
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"THOMAS: What in the fucking world?"
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"J.B.: Fuck. Shit."
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"THOMAS: Oh, my God. J.B.: Shit."
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"THOMAS: God, dude, he fucking cracked my windshield."
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"COSTA: Fuck it, my cousin owns a body shop. He can fix it, no problem, man."
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"(IN CHINESE ACCENT) The kung fu no good here."
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"COSTA: Oh, fuck! Holy shit! - Give me back my gnome!"
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"COSTA: Holy shit! J.B.: Guy's like the fucking Terminator! Jesus!"
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"- No, he was super pissed though. J.B.: Dude scares the shit out of me."
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"BOY 1: Hey, boss."
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"What the fuck?"
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"COSTA: There he is. This is Everett and his boy Tyler."
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"They're running security for the night."
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"THOMAS: Are you serious? Are those nunchucks?"
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"- Yeah. THOMAS: Oh, shit."
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"J.B.: Look like ninjas. - Ninjas are fucking pussies!"
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"COSTA: I love this kid. - You know it."
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"COSTA: With these two, we got nothing to worry about."
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"- We're outside the Kub house. BOY 2: Hey."
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"- We have bogeys. BOY 2: What up, Costa?"
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"COSTA: Do I know you guys?"
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"We heard about your shindig tonight. We want in."
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"COSTA: You freshmen? - Yeah."
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"COSTA: Get the fuck out of here, man. - Come on, dude."
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"COSTA: Are you still talking? Get the fuck out of here."
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"KYLE: Dick!"
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"(THOMAS CHUCKLES)"
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"COSTA: J.B., drop those bags. We got work to do."
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"(DOORBELL RINGS)"
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"Hi. Good evening, Mrs. Stillson. My name's Oliver."
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"This is my friend Jonathan."
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"- And we're both friends of Thomas Kub's. - Oh."
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"Yeah, we're hosting a little birthday party for Thomas."
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"And we wanted to give you the courtesy of informing you..."
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"...that there'd possibly be a bit of party-related noise."
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"I wanted to give you my number in case you had problems or concerns."
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"You're a very beautiful woman. Call me anytime you want."
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"- Thank you. That's very sweet of you. - I mean that when I say that."
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"You are very beautiful."
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"...a little party for Thomas. He lives there."
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"Am I invited?"
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"- Yeah, dude, fine. Yeah, you can come by. - Nice."
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"Thank you very much. Have a good time at your party."
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"COSTA: Thank you, I appreciate this. Come by anytime you want."
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"- All right, see you. J.B.: All right."
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"- Bye, baby. COSTA: See you guys."
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"(COSTA & WOMAN SPEAKING IN SPANISH)"
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"(DOORBELL RINGS)"
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"(DOG BARKING)"
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"J.B.: Hi, uh, my name's J.B. I'm a friend of Thomas Kub, your neighbor across the street."
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"I just wanted to let you know that we're gonna be having a party..."
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"...and it may get a little loud and noisy, but I just wanted to let you know..."
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"...that if you have any concerns, just let me know and I'll be glad to help out."
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"You can call me, uh, you could send me a text message."
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"I'm an open guy. I even have a Facebook account. You can send me:"
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""it's a little too loud," and I'll be like, "I'll tell them to keep it down." You know how it goes?"
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"(THE HUNDRED IN THE HANDS' "DRESSED IN DRESDEN" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)"
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"THOMAS: DJ's over there. J.B.: Cool."
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"- Um, got the bar set up over here. - Nice."
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"- Karaoke in the pool house. - Nice."
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"Holy shit, dude! Where'd you get a bouncy-house?"
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"- Costa hooked it up. - You know it, baby."
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"Fifty bucks extra with the port-a-potty. And they threw these in for free."
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"J.B.: Nice touch. COSTA: Why not? It's a birthday party."
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"You wanna help? Do something."
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"- Hey, Chubs, grab your twin brother there. J.B.: Fucking dick."
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"- Hey, dudes, check it out. THOMAS: Yeah, like that's gonna work."
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"COSTA: Yes, it is gonna work. Next time your pool guy's here, he'll be like:"
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""Excuse me, Mr. Kub. I seem to have found some water in your semen.""
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"That's fucking disgusting."
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"COSTA: J.B., I thought I told you to pick up ice."
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"I did. It's in the freezer in the garage."
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"- What the fuck are you doing? - Getting in shape for the party."
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"- The party's in three hours. - It's mostly water weight."
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"- Wrestlers do it all the time. - Wrestlers also wrestle all the time."
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"- Crank this thing up. - No."
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"It's not gonna work unless you crank it up."
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"Stop. Stop. Stop."
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"- Let's go, come on. - Dax. Dax, help me."
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"- No, Dax, you're here to observe. - Help me! Dax! Aah!"
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"Jesus Christ! Are you all right, dude? Oh, my God, J.B., are you all right?"
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"An hour from now, this place is a fucking madhouse."
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"Not a madhouse, just gonna be a fun, decent-sized party."
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"Relax. For you. You."
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"Me. Dax."
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"DAX: Thank you, I don't drink alcohol."
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"Okay, faggot."
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"- To one sick fucking night. - Cheers."
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"(YACHT'S "PSYCHIC CITY (CLASSIXX REMIX)" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)"
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"Come on over, over"
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"(GRUNTING ON VIDEO GAME)"
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"COSTA: Shit! Come on!"
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"Yes. How are you so fucking bad at this game, Costa?"
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"COSTA: Shut up, Kirby. You're killing my concentration right now."
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"KIRBY: Ha, ha! Thomas, come here! COSTA: Fucker!"
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"KIRBY: I'm kicking Costa's ass!"
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"Oh, watch this."
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"COSTA: Shit! KIRBY: It looks like I win."
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"COSTA: Fuck you. - You guys, it's like 9:20 already."
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"COSTA: Dude, relax. People are gonna show up. I promise, bro."
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"KIRBY: Getting late. - I'll look like such a dick if no one shows."
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"Shut the fuck up. It's pissing me off that you don't trust me to know what I'm doing."
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"I'm the hub of a large social circle. I put the word out, it goes out."
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"THOMAS: Okay, cool."
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"- Oh, shit. COSTA: What the fuck are you wearing?"
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"KIRBY: My God. THOMAS: Nice."
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"KIRBY: You're gonna get laid, dude. - Ladies love a guy with class."
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"Are you retarded?"
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"Jesus Christ, man. Where do you even get shit like that?"
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"- Men's Wearhouse. - Men's Wearhouse? Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"(HORNS HONKING AND CAR DOORS CLOSING)"
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"KIRBY: What is it?"
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"J.B.: Wow, dude, this is fucking... THOMAS: I can't believe it fucking worked."
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"COSTA: What did I say? Don't doubt the master, bitches!"
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"(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)"
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"COSTA: Dude, we done good."
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