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Clips from NewsRadio - Inappropriate (S01E01)

I'm just rearranging the cushions. Okay.

"I'm just rearranging the cushions. Okay."

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You know, are my nylons in there?

"You know, are my nylons in there?"

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Uh...are these them?

"Uh...are these them?"

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No.

"No."

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Hmm?

"Hmm?"

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Dave!

"Dave!"

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I--I, uh...

"I--I, uh..."

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I'm just kidding.

"I'm just kidding."

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They're mine.

"They're mine."

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Oh, man.

"Oh, man."

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This is ridiculous.

"This is ridiculous."

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I mean, I have never...

"I mean, I have never..."

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Done it in the office

"Done it in the office"

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while everyone else is out to lunch?

"while everyone else is out to lunch?"

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Yeah. Me, neither.

"Yeah. Me, neither."

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Well, where do we go from here?

"Well, where do we go from here?"

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News booth?

"News booth?"

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Seriously, seriously.

"Seriously, seriously."

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I don't know. The way I see it,

"I don't know. The way I see it,"

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we only have two options.

"we only have two options."

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Either you quit, or I quit,

"Either you quit, or I quit,"

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because I am not going to have

"because I am not going to have"

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one of those dirty little secret office affairs.

"one of those dirty little secret office affairs."

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Well, I'm not quitting.

"Well, I'm not quitting."

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Well, neither am I.

"Well, neither am I."

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Well, then, it's out of our hands.

"Well, then, it's out of our hands."

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Guess so.

"Guess so."

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Mm.

"Mm."

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This is such a bad idea.

"This is such a bad idea."

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Oh, it's the worst.

"Oh, it's the worst."

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I know.

"I know."

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Mm.

"Mm."

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No more kissing in the office.

"No more kissing in the office."

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No, this is definitely the last time.

"No, this is definitely the last time."

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Hello?

"Hello?"

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David...

"David..."

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It's me, Matthew.

"It's me, Matthew."

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Listen, I want you to know that I know what's going on here.

"Listen, I want you to know that I know what's going on here."

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Huh?

"Huh?"

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There's n-nothing. Nope.

"There's n-nothing. Nope."

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I'm getting fired, aren't I?

"I'm getting fired, aren't I?"

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Oh...

"Oh..."

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Okay, David.

"Okay, David."

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I can't take this anymore.

"I can't take this anymore."

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Would you please just tell me to my face that I am fired?

"Would you please just tell me to my face that I am fired?"

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Matthew, you're not getting fired.

"Matthew, you're not getting fired."

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Okay, that's fine.

"Okay, that's fine."

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It's been very great working with you,

"It's been very great working with you,"

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and I'll pack up my desk at a later date.

"and I'll pack up my desk at a later date."

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And did you say...

"And did you say..."

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Not fired. Not fired.

"Not fired. Not fired."

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Oh, how embarrassing.

"Oh, how embarrassing."

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Were you just going to let me leave?

"Were you just going to let me leave?"

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Mm-hmm.

"Mm-hmm."

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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Lisa, have you had lunch yet?

"Lisa, have you had lunch yet?"

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No, Dave, I haven't.

"No, Dave, I haven't."

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Well, great. I was wondering if you'd like to have lunch with me

"Well, great. I was wondering if you'd like to have lunch with me"

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to discuss those new promos.

"to discuss those new promos."

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Yes. The new promos. Let's discuss them over lunch.

"Yes. The new promos. Let's discuss them over lunch."

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Yeah, okay.

"Yeah, okay."

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Uh, Lisa?

"Uh, Lisa?"

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Yeah?

"Yeah?"

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Could I talk to you for a sec? Yeah.

"Could I talk to you for a sec? Yeah."

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You do know what you're getting yourself into,

"You do know what you're getting yourself into,"

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don't you?

"don't you?"

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It's a really bad idea.

"It's a really bad idea."

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I know.

"I know."

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Look, no matter what happens, you absolutely cannot...

"Look, no matter what happens, you absolutely cannot..."

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What?

"What?"

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I'm picking up an overnight delivery from Bill McNeal.

"I'm picking up an overnight delivery from Bill McNeal."

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That would be me.

"That would be me."

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Beth, I absolutely cannot what?

"Beth, I absolutely cannot what?"

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I'll talk to you about that later.

"I'll talk to you about that later."

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So you're the new guy?

"So you're the new guy?"

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Bill...

"Bill..."

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Bill!

"Bill!"

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Come on.

"Come on."

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I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry."

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Would you please tell her that from now on,

"Would you please tell her that from now on,"

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if she needs to tell me anything,

"if she needs to tell me anything,"

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a written memo will suffice.

"a written memo will suffice."

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Oh, come on. What is it this time?

"Oh, come on. What is it this time?"

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Bill, I was not ignoring you at lunch.

"Bill, I was not ignoring you at lunch."

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I just don't talk much while I'm eating.

"I just don't talk much while I'm eating."

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A written memo. Tell her.

"A written memo. Tell her."

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Look, would you two just shut up

"Look, would you two just shut up"

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and get back into the booth?

"and get back into the booth?"

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Look, you can say whatever you want to me,

"Look, you can say whatever you want to me,"

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but you do not tell the lady to shut up!

"but you do not tell the lady to shut up!"

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You know, actually,

"You know, actually,"

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I have some leftovers at my apartment.

"I have some leftovers at my apartment."

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If you wanted to, we could go over there

"If you wanted to, we could go over there"

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and discuss the police corruption probe story

"and discuss the police corruption probe story"

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at a later date.

"at a later date."

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Good work, Lisa.

"Good work, Lisa."

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I look forward to your input.

"I look forward to your input."

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Listen, Dave, I just wanted to apologize

"Listen, Dave, I just wanted to apologize"

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for that outburst in there.

"for that outburst in there."

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Bill,

"Bill,"

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I've been looking for you.

"I've been looking for you."

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Yeah. Whatever.

"Yeah. Whatever."

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That's a really nice tie.

"That's a really nice tie."

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Oh, please don't patronize me.

"Oh, please don't patronize me."

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Whatever!

"Whatever!"

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You two seem to have a very...

"You two seem to have a very..."

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complex relationship.

"complex relationship."

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It's a nightmare.

"It's a nightmare."

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Why is that?

"Why is that?"

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Well, about four years ago, Catherine and I sort of...

"Well, about four years ago, Catherine and I sort of..."

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tried to have a secret little office romance.

"tried to have a secret little office romance."

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You know how those things go.

"You know how those things go."

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

"Oh, yeah. Yeah."

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Worst mistake I ever made.

"Worst mistake I ever made."

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Ruined the entire relationship forever.

"Ruined the entire relationship forever."

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Either of you ever been in one of those?

"Either of you ever been in one of those?"

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No, no. No, never. No. Uh-uh.

"No, no. No, never. No. Uh-uh."

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