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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - The Blackout (S01E01)

"With mustard or mayonnaise?"
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"Mustard, of course."
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"I did, so what?"
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"It proves, Oscar, beyond a shadow of a doubt"
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"that you took the money."
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"You mean... I mean that, in the dark,"
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"you made yourself a very expensive sandwich."
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"Oscar ate the money?"
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"Exactly."
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"Well, I hope this teaches all of you a lesson."
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"Yeah. Not to make a sandwich in the dark."
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"No... not to assume someone is guilty"
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"just because all the evidence points to him."
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"Oscar Madison is innocent!"
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"ALL ( subdued ): Yay."
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"Excuse me, but it is getting late"
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"and I must be getting back shortly."
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"Besides, I don't want my boss to think"
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"that all Swedes do like in the movies."
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"Good night, Felix."
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"Good night, Inga."
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"Hey-hey."
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"OSCAR: Hey-hey, baby."
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"Fellas, since we're all here together,"
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"what do you say?"
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"One quick hand... before we go."
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"What else can it hurt, except my marriage?"
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"Felix, since we're here and we're going to play..."
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"What I mean is, uh..."
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"could you lend me a little money?"
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"Want to go to the supermarket with me?"
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"Sure, Felix. That's why I came home early."
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"You're being sarcastic, aren't you?"
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"I was only asking."
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"No, I'm going to hang around the house,"
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"have a couple of beers."
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"I'm going to turn in early, I'm tired."
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"( door buzzer )"
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"That's for me."
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"Have fun."
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"You, too, have a ball."
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"Ready, Felix?"
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"Ready, Inga."
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"Hello."
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"Felix, what do you think?"
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"I'm gonna go shopping with you."
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"No, Inga and I are going shopping Swedish style."
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"You're going to the market nude?"
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"No, alone."
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"Look, I could come with you, I could push the carriage."
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"Hey-hey. Hey-hey."
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"Take care of the avocadoes."
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"Hey-hey."
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"Oscar, I'm going to be..."
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"Very frank with you. I know."
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"The guys are getting nervous about playing with you."
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"What do they got to be nervous about?"
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"They've been beating out my brains..."
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"They're nervous about getting their money."
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"What?!"
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"That's the truth, and you can't blame them."
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"Sure I can blame 'em, Felix."
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"Why, I never welshed on a gambling debt in my life."
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"Except one time, in Philly, a small debt with Henry Diamond."
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"And you're going to play tonight."
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"Positively."
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"And if I don't start winning,"
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"I may use this razor."
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"Come with me, I want to show you something."
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"What's that?"
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"A worthless check signed by you to me"
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"from last week's poker game."
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"Let me look at that."
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"You'll notice it's stamped "insufficient funds.""
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"When you write a check,"
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"you're supposed to have enough money"
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"in the bank to cover it."
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"So I made a little mistake."
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"If another check bounces,"
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"they'll take away my scenic checks."
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"Oh, Oscar."
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"Felix, will you relax,"
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"I'm really not in bad shape, honestly."
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"You mean if you write a check tonight"
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"the bank will cash it tomorrow?"
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"Positively, and if they don't, may a bolt of lightning"
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"come down and strike me dead."
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"( crackling )"
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"( Odd Couple theme playing )"
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"This is not where the trouble is."
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"That's where the terrible flash came from."
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"Well, it happens sometimes like that,"
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"even when the trouble is someplace else."
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"Why?"
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"If I knew that, I'd be an electrician,"
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"getting ten bucks an hour,"
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"instead of being a handyman."
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"I'll have to check out the fuse box in the basement."
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"Now that the lights are back on, can I at least finish vacuuming?"
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"Uh-uh, no vacuuming until I find out where the trouble is."
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"I've got company coming in."
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"I can't have them seeing the place look like this!"
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"You want them to see this place in ashes?"
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"Hey, Lambretti!"
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"Hey, did you find out what the trouble was?"
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"I replaced the socket."
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"Look, if anything else goes wrong,"
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"don't call me."
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"What do I know?"
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"I'm just a handyman."
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"Whoa, Lambretti, whoa... you remember the dough you borrowed?"
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"Yeah."
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"Well, I hate to bring this up, but could I have some of it now?"
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"I'm a little short."
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"How much? Oh, about 50 bucks will do."
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"I only borrowed 50."
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"You're calling in 100% of a loan?"
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"I'm not calling in anything, I'm begging."
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"You know when I'll give it to you? When?"
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"When I get it."
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