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Clips from Lady Bird

"When I'm in this store, I'm not your sister."
Lady Bird
"I'm a customer, Miguel. I'm always right."
Lady Bird
"Ever since she moved in, your brother and Shelly are becoming the same person."
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"No way."
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"Yeah, okay. Maybe."
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"See, why don't I look like that?"
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"Yeah. Just once, I'd like to have the song "New York groove" playing"
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"and feel like it really applies to my life."
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"You've never even been to New York."
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"That's why I'm applying to New York colleges."
Lady Bird
"Do you know if Sarah Lawrence is actually in the city?"
Lady Bird
"- Your parents would pay for that? - Scholarships, financial aid..."
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"I'll figure it out. My mom thinks I can't get in, but she is sorely mistaken."
Lady Bird
"- What about terrorism? - Don't be a republican."
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"Probably just gonna go to city college."
Lady Bird
"Put the magazine back!"
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"Shit!"
Lady Bird
"- You doing okay, mama? - Oh, yeah, that was terrifying, wasn't it?"
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"Thank god you were there. So I guess we can't have pencils anymore."
Lady Bird
"Yeah, just gotta go back to quill tipped markers. Crayola."
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"Right. Thank you. It's for you. I got it for the baby."
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"- I couldn't resist it. - She loves pink."
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"It's more for you and Andrea than it is for the baby."
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"I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it."
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"- No, it's perfect. - Okay. Good."
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"I'll see you tomorrow. Or, I mean, later."
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"- Thank you. - Okay."
Lady Bird
"Did you know toothpaste is basically ineffective."
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"-Lt's like sucking on a mint. - Mike Kelly died."
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"I didn't even know he was sick again."
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"How old was he?"
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"Only 56."
Lady Bird
"- Can Shelly and I get in there? - In a minute, honey."
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"- Dad and I are still in here. - That's too young."
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"- Lady bird, you better be dressed. - I am dressed."
Lady Bird
"Yeah. I'm gonna send them a note."
Lady Bird
"Do you think that Shelly and Miguel have sex on the pullout couch?"
Lady Bird
"Oh, yeah."
Lady Bird
"- Why can't I just make the eggs? - Because you take too long,"
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"you make a big mess, and I have to clean the whole thing up."
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"Eggs aren't good for the environment anyways."
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"- What? - You heard her."
Lady Bird
"Eat quickly, please."
Lady Bird
"Look at all these pictures. Every newspaper looks like usa today."
Lady Bird
"Shelly and I are trying to be vegan, hence the soy milk."
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"You wear leather jackets."
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"But they're vintage, so they don't support the industry."
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"They aren't done. There's white stuff."
Lady Bird
"You know how much you love brambles?"
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"Pigs are smarter than him even."
Lady Bird
"I never thought brambles was a genius, okay?"
Lady Bird
"- Mom, the eggs are not done. - Fine. Make your own fucking eggs."
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"I wanted to. You won't let me."
Lady Bird
"- Your sister doesn't like me. - I'm hungry!"
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"- She does. - You had your chance. Going to bed."
Lady Bird
""["Hand in i\/i"
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"did you know that alanis morissette"
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"wrote this song in only ten minutes?"
Lady Bird
"I believe it."
Lady Bird
"So, I'm applying to a couple east coast schools."
Lady Bird
"I need you to help me with the financial aid applications, but mom can't know."
Lady Bird
"We... aren't they quite expensive?"
Lady Bird
"First, yes. That's why financial aid."
Lady Bird
"Second, I have to get in first."
Lady Bird
"Mom won't be happy about it."
Lady Bird
"Which is why I don't want to fight about it before I have to."
Lady Bird
"- Just pull over here. - Are you sure?"
Lady Bird
"- I can drive you to the front. - No. This is fine. I like to walk."
Lady Bird
"Well, I love you."
Lady Bird
"So, what do you think about college?"
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"- See what I can do. - Thanks, dad."
Lady Bird
"I love you too. Have a good day at work."
Lady Bird
"Hey, I'm like Keith Richards. I'm just happy to be anywhere."
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"Hey."
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"- Hey. - All right, girls."
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"- Hope you like pickles. - Thanks, uncle Matt."
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"- Sweet. - He's not your uncle."
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"Just something I'm trying out. Bye, mom."
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"- Bye. - Love you."
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"Bye. I love you."
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"- Your mom really likes you. - Yeah."
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"- I just keep getting fatter. - Me too."
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"- Matt's awesome. - Yeah."
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"I hope he marries my mom. That would be so nice."
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"He promised me his old car when I turn 18."
Lady Bird
"Ugh! That car should be illegal."
Lady Bird
"Jenna walton's not doing any off-reading."
Lady Bird
"She just goes to pavilions."
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"I heard Jenna walton has a tanning bed in her house."
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"She is so pretty."
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"Her skin is luminous."
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"Maybe we should try tanning."
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"Yeah."
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"...in the tub..."
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"I scoot myself under, just like now, like this,"
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"and then the water just-- whoop."
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"Schwoop."
Lady Bird
"Ooh, you're so gross!"
Lady Bird
"I think I figured it out when I was, like, three or something."
Lady Bird
"I take the showerhead..."
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"Oh, my god..."
Lady Bird
"Embarrassing, I use that."
Lady Bird
"I don't know if mine is the right kind though."
Lady Bird
"Maybe it's different when you actually have a penis in there."
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"Like, it's more intense."
Lady Bird
"Mine was pretty intense, I think."
Lady Bird
"You're not supposed to eat the wafers."
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"They're not consecrated."
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"- Being alive"
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"okay. Christine."
Lady Bird
"- Lady bird. -Ls that your given name?"
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"- Yeah. - Why is it in quotes?"
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"Well, I gave it to myself. It's given to me, by me."
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"Okay. Take it away, lady bird."
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"Everybody says don't, everybody says don't"
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"everybody says don't, it isn't right"
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"don't, it isn't nice"
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"everybody says don't, everybody says don't"
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"everybody says don't walk on the grass"
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"-- rolling along"
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