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"Triple it in three months. That's pretty ambitious."
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"I read a lot of biographies, sir."
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"And the one thing that unites great men"
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"is their reach always exceeds their grasp."
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"One thing... I recently had some trouble with the law."
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"They call Florida "God's waiting room,""
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"all the half-dead senior citizens"
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"turning brown on the beach."
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"Shit, you ask me, that's kind of mean."
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"I like older people. They're very generous."
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"So, you really guarantee"
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"I can triple my investment in three months?"
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"Well, if I didn't, would I have put my name on the company?"
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"Let me confer with my partner. Are they good?"
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"- You're approved. - Wow!"
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"You know, I get so much joy from making people money."
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"I'm going to make you guys a lot of money."
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"You have such beautiful hair."
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"Look at those eyes. Wow!"
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"I, Daniel Lugo, hereby acknowledge my guilt."
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"I know what I did was wrong"
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"and there is no substitute for hard work."
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"And I am a hard worker! And it will never happen again."
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"For I used my superior intelligence"
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"for wrong actions to justify a good end."
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"And that was wrong."
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"And, if you let me, I believe I can learn from my mistakes"
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"and I believe I can help others"
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"to realize that there is no shortcut to the American dream."
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"This is America, land of the brave"
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"and home of the second chances."
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"That's my one ask,"
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"that you give me a second chance"
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"and allow me to go free today."
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"Guilty."
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"I know I'm guilty. That's what I said in the beginning of my statement."
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"I said, "I'm guilty." But what about my second chance?"
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"That's nothing. Welcome aboard."
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"Thank you, sir. I will not disappoint you."
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"Three weeks after I signed on,"
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"Sun Gym did triple its membership."
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"I'ma make you Kobe beef, baby."
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"One more!"
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"I gave free body waxing for everybody at sign-up."
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"It was kind of disgusting."
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"You have to do whatever it takes and have no fear."
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"Ooh. Wow. Bushy."
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"You want to trim that thing down a little bit?"
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"I even came up with genius."
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"Free membership for strippers. Delicious."
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"Boosted membership 75% within two months."
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"Look like a big sirloin steak, baby! I like that!"
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"I did make it a muscle mecca."
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"I made it a destination."
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"John was rolling in the cash."
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"He started reading Fortune magazine."
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"And he recognized my value."
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"I made Senior Fitness Coordinator by Christmas."
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"Perks included. 'Cause that's how it works."
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"You give and you get back."
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"Oh, bills suck."
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"Rolled out into a money magnet."
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"I'm living the American dream."
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"Take notes and HI tell you the secrets"
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"of living the dream!"
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"Does your life suck balls?"
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"Are you a hot mess?"
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"Do you ever look in your mirror at home and ask,"
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""Why me?" Well, go to Jonny Wu's"
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"Golden Dream seminar at the Jupiter Ballroom"
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"and you'll find out how to be a do-er!"
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"I got to say, it felt great to be doing so awesome."
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"- What is that stink? - What stink?"
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"You smell like a Cuban stripper."
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"My niece gave it to me for Christmas."
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"It's called "Vanilla Fella.""
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"Oh, well, it's unsettling while I sweat here."
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"So, you make decent coin in this place?"
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"We do fine."
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"Shoots out your ass in taxes though, right'?"
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"Hey, if you're smart, you do what I do."
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"Incorporate offshore."
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"The Bahamas don't exactly sweat your paperwork"
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"and the IRS can't touch it."
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"You have any money here in the States?"
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"Of course!"
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"My offshore stuff is just"
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"a rainy day fund, margarita money."
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"You should meet my accountant,"
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"he's a friggin' miracle man."
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"Maybe I will."
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"Oh, you're a Maybe Guy!"
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"I misjudged."
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"I had you figured for a Definitely Guy, Damien."
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"Sorry. Lugo. Lugo."
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"Victor had a point."
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"I mean, he was an asshole, but he had a point."
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"Michael Corleone didn't become the Godfather by folding towels."
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"He did it by keeping a gun behind the toilet and knowing what he wants."
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"And I know it might sound strange,"
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"I just want a big fat lawn that I can mow until the sun goes down."
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"That baby's 20% off!"
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"Well, if I believe I deserve it,"
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"the universe will serve it, right?"
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"What, you never heard that before?"
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"No, jackass."
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"Yeah, that's why you're working at Sears, bro!"
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"Easy, fella, or I'll kick your ass."
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"What is that? Is that a bug?"
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"There's a bug! Do you read English? Yeah? Puta? Bitch? Right?"
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"Between the "B" and the "I.""
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"You migrant workers suck!"
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"When I was young,"
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"there was a rich kid lived two blocks over."
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"Little prick had a new bike every Christmas."
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"Your asses are looking great!"
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"And his parents took him on vacations"
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"to places like Paris and France."
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"I mean, I didn't hate him."
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"I just thought it'd be cool to see France."
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