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"All right, good."
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"Wow!"
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"Hey, guys. You like it?"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, I love the sexy casa!"
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"You guys like that?"
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"You like that fine Russian pussy?"
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"That was mine."
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"I gave it to him. Like nothing."
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"Now if we're gonna roll, we're gonna chase tail,"
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"we got to do it my way, okay?"
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"No pickle-licking around here. Let's go."
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"Break it off. Remind your folks"
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"about Neighborhood Watch, okay?"
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"You, you, you and you, jog it home."
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"- All right, big man. - All right, brother."
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"Let's race the Porsche, baby."
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"- Let's do it. - Come on. It's money."
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"You get the Turbo."
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"And this Adrian Doorbal, he paid in cash?"
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"Yes. 100,000."
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"- Cash? - Cash."
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"- This didn't surprise you. - No."
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"I thought maybe he was in sports, rap."
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"You know, he is black."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, you don't think it was strange"
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"that Mr. Kershaw never said goodbye?"
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"He was a dick. Always making fat jokes."
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"One time he told me if I can cut out snacking,"
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"that they can cure world hunger."
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"Yeah, he can be kind of rude that way."
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"What do you think of the new guy?"
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"Awesome. He says I'm a do-er."
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"Our Neighborhood Watch is about to start."
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"Can I get everybody's attention?"
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"Would you like one? Those are so cute."
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"They're like little edible penises."
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"I wish they had them in the strip club. They're great niblets."
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"This is delicious."
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"And so easy, from freezer to microwave to mouth."
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"Stan."
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"Okay. Eyes front, neighbors."
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"Now, we'd all like to believe"
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"we're safe here in Old Cutler Cove Estates."
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"I know I feel more snug and secure than I've ever."
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"And I feel very welcomed,"
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"and I want to thank you all for that. Okay?"
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"But this is a very serious situation."
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"Okay? There are bad guys out there"
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"that are waiting for good people like us to drop our guard."
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"Bad guys are everywhere."
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"I should know, okay. I work for the government."
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"And I've been to prison."
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"And it sucks!"
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"At this first meeting of the Neighborhood Watch,"
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"Peter, Dick and I will demonstrate"
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"a few ways we can keep ourselves safe."
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"- My pal, Dick... - Yeah."
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"Who works with me at the government,"
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"will now hand out your preparedness packs."
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"Right."
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"That means we have to hand out the preparedness packs,"
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"- thank you. - Yeah. Right away."
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"In our own corner of the American dream,"
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"safety requires vigilance."
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"Okay, look at our chart here."
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"Number one thing, vigilance equals safety."
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"Number two, recognizing..."
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"Oh, baby. That's the one. Yeah."
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"Okay. First thing, recognizing a potential attacker."
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"Sorry about that. There it is."
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"Peter?"
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"- Safety pack."
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"Each family gets a pack."
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"Each pack has pepper spray and a taser."
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"Ladies, these things work."
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"You can zap a guy's balls off with one hit, all right."
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"Okay! The lovely Sorina here..."
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"- Ta-da! - ...ls going to be the victim."
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"Who wants to volunteer to be a rapist?"
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"Oh, sure."
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"Right here!"
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"Me. Pick me."
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"Can you pick me? Can you pick me?"
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"We're only picking one, guys. This is not a gang rape, okay."
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"You sit down. We'll take Brad."
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"Yes!"
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"My favorite neighbor."
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"He picked me, he picked me."
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"Hi, I'm Brad."
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"You touch her, I'll fuck you up!"
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"- Hey! - It was nice meeting you."
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"Dick."
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"This is only a simulation, okay? Cairn it down."
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"Well, that's what I'd do in this situation."
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"I'll fuck him up!"
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"Paul, now."
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"Honey, I had to grab her ass. Look, I was the rapist!"
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"- You're a perv. - It was role playing."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"What?"
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""What?" You look like shit."
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"I feel like I look great."
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"This is a critical time, Paul. Okay?"
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"We cannot afford to mess this up."
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"I agree. You don't need all this Kumbaya shit."
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"Excuse me? I blended in, okay?"
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"I'm an influential member of this community now."
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"Have some respect and act accordingly."
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"Paul?"
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"The hotel wants you to pay your $47,000 bill"
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"or they're kicking us out."
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"Yeah, honey?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm praying."
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"Well,"
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"you should pray for $500"
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"to relocate a pair of Jimmy Choos"
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"from Neiman's to my shoe closet."
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