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"Okay, let me explain to you about your face."
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"Holy shit!"
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"I was tasered by ninjas."
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"Is that tire tread on your forehead?"
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"Yes, for the fifteenth time, it is."
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"They did this to me! Drove right over my face."
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"So, you're from Colombia originally."
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"So what?"
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"I got run over here. In America."
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"Not in Colombia!"
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"- I'm not sure I like your attitude, sir."
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"Shut the hell up, Baby Huey!"
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"Asshole."
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"I'm going to kill him."
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"Nurse!"
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"Listen to me."
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"I just lost my family, my business,"
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"and half of my nose. I almost bit my tongue off."
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"Got my bank accounts cleaned out."
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"You think I give a rat's ass if you don't like my attitude?"
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"We could still arrest you."
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"Your blood alcohol was four times the limit."
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"Is this her first day?"
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"Just tell me if this is"
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"Bring Your Daughter to Work Day."
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"Don't you listen?"
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"They forced chocolate liqueur down me!"
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"The evil ninja weightlifters? Those are the guys?"
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"You should cut some of that fuzz out of your ears!"
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"Daniel Lugo. Write it down."
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"From what I hear, Mr. Vic "Pepe" Kershaw,"
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"they sell quite a bit of drugs in Colombia."
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"God, I can't believe this!"
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"I'm having some trouble with it myself."
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"You say you were bound, abused"
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"and roughed up by a group of bodybuilders."
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"Was this a sex thing?"
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"What?"
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"One very large burnt dildo,"
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"baseball-sized anal beads found in the back of your car."
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"Not normal stuff."
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"We're finding it hard to believe"
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"that no one reported you missing."
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"Not one single person."
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"This could be a wake-up call, buddy."
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"Wait a second. Is that all I get?"
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"Get back here!"
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"- I don't believe a word he said. - Mmm-mmm."
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"We stack-loaded 3,000 protein calories."
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"Looking tough, feeling tough."
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"We were going to rock it. We didn't find Kershaw's obit."
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"We found him alive, at the hospital."
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"So we had some unfinished business."
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"Oh! I'm not going to make it. I'm not going to make it..."
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"Can you keep him quiet?"
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"- On, Christ."
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""SH". Being a cop for so long,"
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"I've learned that people's lives are usually linear."
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"Until they're not."
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"Comes a day for just about everyone when A"
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"suddenly skips B and careens to polka-dot weird W."
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"Best move I ever made was marrying Cissy."
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"Sweetie pie, are you deaf?"
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"- The phone has rung, like, 19 times."
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"Twenty."
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"Sorry, babe, I didn't hear it."
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"After I retired,"
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"I reopened the detective agency my old man used to own."
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"But after a few years,"
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"Cissy begged me to retire from that, too."
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"She said Pd earned my relaxing years"
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"with long, lazy days full of golf and fishing."
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"Except the only thing I hate more than golf is fishing."
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"Du Bois Investigators, Inc."
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"Is this Ed Du Bois the Second?"
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"Actually, it's Ed the Third."
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"I want Ed the Second."
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"He's dead. And I'm retired."
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"I'm guessing you're looking at"
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"a hell of an old yellow pages, buddy."
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"Everything's old in this frickin' hospital."
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"It just shot out of my ass!"
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"- I couldn't help it. - Oh!"
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"Oh, God. He should be ejected from this facility!"
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"Oh, my God... Not you. I need your help."
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"I'm a desperate man."
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"What did you say your name was?"
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"The team explored a number of infiltration procedures."
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"Adrian even offered to stage"
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"a diversionary fistfight in the hall."
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"We decided against that."
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"But I can't say that what the police told you"
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"is far from my own analysis."
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"I have to entertain"
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"the possibility that you might be lying."
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"There was one major problem."
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"This fucking archaic line-directory system"
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"throughout the whole entire hospital."
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"It took us an hour just to find the ICU."
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"Please believe me,"
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"it happened just the way I say it did."
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"Yeah, well, I'm sorry, Mr. Kershaw,"
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"but I can't take the case."
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"I'm a dead man."
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"A hospital is a very public place."
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"And anybody could gain access to your room."
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"And if it were me, and some large men"
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"were trying to re-kill me,"
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"and I wanted to stay un-dead,"
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"I'd get the hell out of there. Fast."
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"In the end,"
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"after reviewing our past performance,"
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"we could come to only one conclusion."
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"We're so much better when we wing it."
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"Can I help you with something?"
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"I'm Dr. Lowenstein,"
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"uh, Mr. Kershaw's primary care physician."
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"He didn't mention anything."
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"Oh, well, I'm, uh... I'm over at Miami General."
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"Where is Victor?"
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