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Clips from Samurai Jack - The Samurai Called Jack (S01E01)

"What do we do now?"
Samurai Jack
"We've asked just about everyone here."
Samurai Jack
"(SWORD CLANGING)"
Samurai Jack
"I say, what about him?"
Samurai Jack
"You mean the lad who's about to get his bum disintegrated?"
Samurai Jack
"Ooh, I can't watch!"
Samurai Jack
"Yes, that's the one. I like him."
Samurai Jack
"(TECHNO MUSIC CONTINUES)"
Samurai Jack
"By jove, he's good."
Samurai Jack
"Aye, but it ain't over."
Samurai Jack
"(GROWLING)"
Samurai Jack
"(GROANS)"
Samurai Jack
"Lads, that's our boy!"
Samurai Jack
"Aye, he's good, all right, but he'll never do it."
Samurai Jack
"We'll see about that."
Samurai Jack
"Be careful, Rothchild."
Samurai Jack
"No worries, old friend."
Samurai Jack
"Everything is under control."
Samurai Jack
"Ahem. Pardon me, fine sir."
Samurai Jack
"Down here, old fella."
Samurai Jack
"I was just wondering if you would be so kind as to join us, as we are--"
Samurai Jack
"Talking demon dogs!"
Samurai Jack
"Good heavens, where?"
Samurai Jack
"You will not vest me this day, vile henchman of Aku."
Samurai Jack
"Hold on a moment, sir."
Samurai Jack
"I am by no means a demon or have anything to do with Aku."
Samurai Jack
"But you speak in the language of man."
Samurai Jack
"But of course."
Samurai Jack
"Ah, you're not from around here, are you?"
Samurai Jack
"I say, why don't you come join my friends and me for a refreshment,"
Samurai Jack
"and we'll explain everything."
Samurai Jack
"Splendid. Right this way."
Samurai Jack
"(MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND)"
Samurai Jack
"Your refreshments are here."
Samurai Jack
"Splendid."
Samurai Jack
"(CLINK)"
Samurai Jack
"My boy, I do apologize."
Samurai Jack
"How rude of us."
Samurai Jack
"We haven't introduced ourselves."
Samurai Jack
"This is Sir Dreyfuss Alexander, chief of excavation."
Samurai Jack
"Um, Dreyfuss, old boy, you're drooling again."
Samurai Jack
"Uh, oh, sorry."
Samurai Jack
"You blasted idiot! You're getting everybody wet."
Samurai Jack
"And this fine gentleman is Angus McDuffy, artifact aficionado,"
Samurai Jack
"and I am Sir Colin Bartholemew Montgomery Rothchild III, or Rothy for short."
Samurai Jack
"I'm sorry. I'm very confused."
Samurai Jack
"You world is new to me. What has happened?"
Samurai Jack
"No, no, no. Quite all right. Quite all right."
Samurai Jack
"Since the beginning of history,"
Samurai Jack
"the immortal Aku has ruthlessly ruled the earth,"
Samurai Jack
"plundering its resources as he sees fit."
Samurai Jack
"But it was still not enough."
Samurai Jack
"He opened his ports to the galaxy"
Samurai Jack
"so that he might take the riches of other worlds, as well."
Samurai Jack
"Since then, his other worldly business affairs"
Samurai Jack
"have drawn scads of ruthless criminals,"
Samurai Jack
"mindless stooges, and questionable mercenaries to our pitiable planet,"
Samurai Jack
"making the earth Topsy-turvy, if I do say so myself."
Samurai Jack
"There are other worlds across the stars?"
Samurai Jack
"(LAUGHING) Well of course, silly."
Samurai Jack
"What world do you hail from?"
Samurai Jack
"But I am from earth,"
Samurai Jack
"yet this world is nothing like the world I remember."
Samurai Jack
"How so, lad?"
Samurai Jack
"Even the grandest cities were never as overwhelming as this one."
Samurai Jack
"Chariots did not fly and dogs did not speak in human tongue."
Samurai Jack
"ALL: What do you mean?"
Samurai Jack
"Well I mean no insult."
Samurai Jack
"They were wonderful companions, but the dogs I knew merely barked."
Samurai Jack
"- (GASPS) - You see? The ancient myths are true!"
Samurai Jack
"Impossible!"
Samurai Jack
"If what you say is true, he'd have to be thousands of years old."
Samurai Jack
"(GASPS) Astounding."
Samurai Jack
"The age-o-meter dates your particles all the way back to 25 B.A."
Samurai Jack
"25 years before Aku enslaved the earth."
Samurai Jack
"You, my friend, are a living fossil."
Samurai Jack
"So the question is not where I am, but when I am."
Samurai Jack
"Precisely."
Samurai Jack
"The spell Aku cast must have ripped me from my own time"
Samurai Jack
"and flung me into the distant future."
Samurai Jack
"Time warp is highly plausible."
Samurai Jack
"Allowing his evil time to fester and infect the entire world."
Samurai Jack
"MCDUFFY: Oh, most undoubtedly,"
Samurai Jack
"and I'm sure he plans to spread his vileness through the stars."
Samurai Jack
"No, I must return to my own time"
Samurai Jack
"so that I might undo Aku's evil reign before it envelopes the earth."
Samurai Jack
"This ageless demon must be stopped."
Samurai Jack
"Oh! I'm so glad we agree on that point,"
Samurai Jack
"which actually brings us back to our proposal."
Samurai Jack
"You see, we are archaeologists trying to dig up the remains of our ancestors"
Samurai Jack
"to find out more about our past."
Samurai Jack
"It was only a few years ago that we discovered that our ancestors"
Samurai Jack
"walked upon their legs and their arms."
Samurai Jack
"Then one day during our excavation,"
Samurai Jack
"we actually stumbled upon rare jewels."
Samurai Jack
"Aye. These jewels ended up being a key source of power for Aku."
Samurai Jack
"So he enslaved us to forever dig up his jewels,"
Samurai Jack
"thus stifling our excavation of our glorious past,"
Samurai Jack
"which is why we need you."
Samurai Jack
"But what can I do?"
Samurai Jack
"With your tremendous skill, you can break us free from the grasp of Aku"
Samurai Jack
"and we can escape in secret to again continue to discover our history."
Samurai Jack
"I will help you."
Samurai Jack
"Splendid. Well, we're off, then."
Samurai Jack
"- Hold it! - What is it now, Rothy?"
Samurai Jack
"- What's wrong? - My dearest apologies, kind sir,"
Samurai Jack
"but we never got your name."
Samurai Jack
"- Jack! - Jack, was all..."
Samurai Jack
"- Jack! - Jack!"
Samurai Jack
"- Yo, Jack! - Jack, was..."
Samurai Jack
"- Jack! - Jack!Jack!"
Samurai Jack
"They call me Jack."
Samurai Jack
"Jack. I say, that's quite nice. So simple, but it seems to fit."
Samurai Jack
"But who am I to comment? Well, Jack, we're on our way."
Samurai Jack
"We'll take our rocket ship."
Samurai Jack
"Rocket ship?"
Samurai Jack
"I'm taking a break."
Samurai Jack
"(ELECTRIC WHIRRING)"
Samurai Jack
"My lord, we are the manaquas, from the mosconian galaxy."
Samurai Jack
"Our water planet has been pillaged"
Samurai Jack
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