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Clips from Resident Alien (2021) - Old Friends (S02E02)

"- They're the same. - That's so weird."
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"- So weird. - What?"
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"Anyway, is this for me?"
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"[clicks tongue] Thank you."
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"Now it is."
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"[soft dramatic music]"
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"♪"
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"The female assailant's eyes,"
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"were they close together or apart?"
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"Mm. Far apart, I--I think."
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"I wasn't paying a-- a whole lot of attention"
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"the night they came over for dinner."
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"There was a fish incident."
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"And then during the fight,"
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"I didn't really get a good look either as I was--you know,"
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"I was really hitting her mostly from behind."
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"Oh, hell yeah, you were."
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"He was amazing. You should have seen him."
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"It was so hot. - [chuckles softly]"
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"You know how it is"
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"when your man just takes care of business."
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"Yeah, my man takes care of a lot of business so often,"
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"like, all of the time."
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"The female assailant's nose was it--"
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"thin? - Uh..."
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"yeah, she-- she had kind of, like,"
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"a Disney princess nose. - Mm-hmm."
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"And she--she turned her head once, you know,"
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"as I was, uh, pounding her."
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"Pounding her."
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"And they kept trying to get up"
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"and we just-- we just kept on hitting."
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"- Hitting. - And hitting."
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"And hitting and hitting and hitting."
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"And hitting and--and then-- and then she did."
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"She--she turned her head at the end."
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"- Blood everywhere. - And yeah, thin."
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"Can I have a glass of water?"
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"I think that would be a great idea."
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"Okay, I am so turned on right now"
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"I just wanna rip your clothes off."
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"- Okay. - Mm-hmm."
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"Ew. Here you go."
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"- Thank you. - [clears throat]"
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"Okey-doke."
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"Let's, um, talk about her lips."
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"[gasping] Oh, Jesus."
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"♪"
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"Go ahead. They're not looking."
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"♪"
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"[phone line trilling]"
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"We've been compromised."
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"What? What do you mean?"
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"What does that mean?"
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"[sighs]"
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"Operation "Guard the Ship" is in peril."
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"Max's dad pulled us off the field."
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"There's a baseball game tonight."
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"Oh, no. Okay."
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"I'll be there as soon as I can."
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"♪"
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"Excuse me, sir. Have you seen my--"
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"Jesus."
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"Cozette, I thought Johnny got to you."
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"He has a long memory and a short temper."
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"Well, I've been ignoring Johnny's calls."
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"You know, if you are going to be my CI,"
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"you're going to have to start...spilling."
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"I pay you a good money to rat. Cough up some cheese."
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"I know someone who stole a suit."
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"I need something big."
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"If you can't help with that, then make yourself useful."
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"Go get me a street dog"
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"with relish and--and onions."
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"[keys clatter]"
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"There's been a murder."
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"♪"
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"Murder, you say?"
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"Now you are speaking my language."
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"♪"
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"[pleasant music playing]"
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"[slurping]"
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"♪"
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"So tell me about this guy who died, Harry Venderspundle."
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"Close."
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"Um, I don't know. He was--he was a friend."
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"You were schtupping him."
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"No, I wasn't schtupping him."
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"He was annoying, untrustworthy,"
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"thinks he knows everything."
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"Kind of did, actually."
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"He also knew nothing."
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"He was like a child."
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"Schtupping a child is a class A felony."
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"Do I need to call Benson and Stabler?"
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"I didn't--look."
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"I used to come in here a lot with Harry"
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"and he loved those noodles that you're eating."
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"Do they--do they remind you of anything?"
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"Yeah."
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"♪"
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"I was working a homicide case at Tony's on Greenwich."
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"Do you know the place?"
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"Johnny Sourdough died face first in noodles like this."
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"One in the brain, two on the balls."
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"Shooter had daddy issues."
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"Stop it. You are not a detective."
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"Please try and remember, okay?"
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"You--"
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"[whispers] You are an alien."
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"Cozette, I see you're back on the smack."
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"My name is Asta."
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"Help me out, man."
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"- Who keeps yelling? - That'll be me."
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"- Who said that? - Yeah, you dumb shit."
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"That stupid soup make your ears stop working?"
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"Do I know you?"
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"Wow, what is going on in your brain?"
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"All I see in there is hookers and red meat."
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