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Clips from Girls5eva - Who U Know (S02E02)

"- There is a big difference because Caroline is the one."
Girls5eva
"- Is she? - Mm-hmm."
Girls5eva
"- Come on, you look really hot today."
Girls5eva
"You need to get out there and flirt."
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"- I don't feel like it."
Girls5eva
"I'm bad at it, okay?"
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"I have no game. - What?"
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"I have seen you flirt a zillion times."
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"You J-O'ed all of O-Town."
Girls5eva
"You blowfished Hootie."
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"You ran the table on the cast of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?""
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"- I know, but those were guys."
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"I had zero investment."
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"Barely any of those experiences even implanted"
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"because they weren't significant to me!"
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"- Gloria?"
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"Eddie. [chuckles]"
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"Picture more hair."
Girls5eva
"I filmed that caffeinated-tampons commercial."
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"[together] Tamperx?"
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"- Did we sploink, Ed?"
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"- I still think about you."
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"- Sorry, bud. I don't recall."
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"Sure you were a gentleman."
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"See? It's just not up there."
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"But with women, oh, I care."
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"And then I get weird,"
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"and I talk a lot, and then I shank it."
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"- Okay, well, how'd you get Caroline?"
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"- She came on to me."
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"- I have never once successfully picked up a woman."
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"- Ah."
Girls5eva
"Gloria,"
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"we are not leaving here today..."
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"unless you have a phone number."
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"- Please don't make me do that. - Come on."
Girls5eva
"Think of the words of Tamperx."
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"[punchy music]"
Girls5eva
"Perk Your Snerk with Tamperx!"
Girls5eva
"* *"
Girls5eva
"- [sighs]"
Girls5eva
"I'll try it."
Girls5eva
"- [squeals]"
Girls5eva
"- Okay, how long are your arms?"
Girls5eva
"Let's see."
Girls5eva
"- Hey, there you are, buddy!"
Girls5eva
"Hi, you okay?"
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"- They're making me a tiny suit."
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"- Oh. - He is a love."
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"- Abigail, PA. I hope I didn't step a line,"
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"but he seemed hungry, so I gave him biscuits and a plicky egg."
Girls5eva
"- Oh, so you got some food?"
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"- Who wants to learn some moves, little man?"
Girls5eva
"It's your boy J. Swerve. Boom."
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"- Hey, Mr. Swerve. I'm Dawn, the mother."
Girls5eva
"- Oh, killa. What's up?"
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"- Ms. Solano, we should get you to hair and makeup."
Girls5eva
"- Ma'am, we have got him all sorted."
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"- Bye, Mommy."
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"- [murmurs] Bye, mommy."
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"Bye."
Girls5eva
"- Okay, little man, are you a kinesthetic learner"
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"or a social-interpersonal?"
Girls5eva
"- Okay, is an indoor backpack a sign that you might be--"
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"- She's cute. I like her."
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"My ticker's going, and my knees are weak,"
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"and I wanna buy her a horse."
Girls5eva
"- Okay, well, go."
Girls5eva
"Go, don't even think about it. Just go!"
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"Do it!"
Girls5eva
"[indistinct chatter]"
Girls5eva
"- What do you need?"
Girls5eva
"Are you looking for snacks or diarrhea stuff?"
Girls5eva
"- Neither. [chuckles]"
Girls5eva
"I'm Gloria."
Girls5eva
"Girls5eva."
Girls5eva
"81st on the call sheet."
Girls5eva
"Funny they call it the "call sheet.""
Girls5eva
"We can't make calls in here."
Girls5eva
"[breathes deeply] Interesting story."
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"The only feature I don't use on my phone is the phone."
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"'Cause I like podcasts."
Girls5eva
"Do you like podcasts?"
Girls5eva
"Who do you think did the mini mall murders?"
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"- The what?"
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"- The unsolved Kenosha mini mall murders of 1971."
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"The slayings!"
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"But what do you do when you find one body"
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"with eight severed pinkies?"
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"Nothing for months if you're the North Kenosha PD."
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"- Can you get me out of here? - Let's go."
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"- Next door at Dress Bucket, it was worse."
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"They couldn't even test for DNA"
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"because the officer had vomited all over the scene."
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"Detective Rollins found dead in his own car,"
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"by his own hand!"
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"[drill whirring] Bladder analysis..."
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"[drill whirring continues] Not as the Foot Locker ref..."
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"Brains on the highway."
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"[drill whirring] Semen was a match."
Girls5eva
"Which brings us back to Clancy."
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"- Oh, I'm sorry."
Girls5eva
"I'm working."
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"- Yep."
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"Shit."
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"[lounge music]"
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"- Amanda!"
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"- [laughs] - Is this ours?"
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"- Well, there's bourbon."
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"- I explained to production that if we had Olivia's part,"
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"we should have her dressing room."
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"This set is putty in my hand."
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"- Oh, there you guys are."
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"Wow, God, I guess I don't need to change"
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"under my triple-XL Giants jersey."
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"- Is Max learning the dance?"
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"- [sighs] He's with J. Swerve."
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"- Guys, do I really just let him be in this video?"
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"- Oh, my God, yes!"
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"Dawn, I loved sets as a kid."
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