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Clips from Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness

"Hey!"
Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness
"That is… awesome!"
Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness
"What else? Do you have wings?"
Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness
"You have wings under that jacket!"
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"Nope. You've seen the top-shelf stuff. He has a couple feathers under there."
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"- Lemme see 'em. - No!"
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"- Are there other chickenhares? - Not that I know of."
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"You're your own species! How awesome is that?"
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"You're basically automatically endangered."
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"- It's not awesome! - So like what you can do?"
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"Oh my gosh, you can fly!"
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"I can't fly. Chickens can't even fly."
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"Technically they can over very short distances."
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"Oh come on, but you're only part chicken."
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"How many flying hares have you ever seen?"
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"Well, none."
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"But I've also never seen a hare with such gigantic floppy ears."
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"- I mean, on an elephant. - I can't fly!"
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"You can fly!"
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"See, I can't fly."
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"I can't clear a bar with my scent like you Meg."
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"There's nothing good about being me, okay?"
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"You've got a "me" problem."
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"I think we got a "we" problem."
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"Oh no!"
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"Pigmies?"
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"Heya! We come in peace."
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"For the record, I didn't wanna come at all."
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"Blast 'em. Blast 'em all."
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"Hold on, I can't, I haven't recharged yet."
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""Haven't recharged!" What happened to being special?"
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"Hey! That tickles!"
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"Behold!"
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"The Chickenhare!"
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"God of the land and sky!"
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"Flyer over short distances!"
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"Part chicken, part hare."
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"Almighty!"
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"You are a god?"
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"Sure?"
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"That's good enough for me."
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"Prepare the feast!"
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"See, "me" problem."
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"Tonight,"
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"we shall ply the almighty Chickenhare"
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"and his strange helpers"
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"with our finest banquet!"
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"And then, tomorrow at first light,"
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"we shall take them to our volcano,"
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"and sacrifice the god Chickenhare"
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"to our god… Santoro the Stoic!"
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"I think you're just the thing"
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"to finally put a smile on Santoro's face."
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"Just to be clear,"
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"Chickenhare's the only one going in the volcano, right?"
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"That meal was incredible."
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"These guys know how to throw a sacrifice."
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"See, Meg, this is what happens when I'm myself."
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"Maybe we could take a break from the pity party?"
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"Let me tell you about a little skunk named…"
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"I don't know… "Peg.""
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"I love a good story, especially after a meal like that."
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"Growing up, nobody wanted to have a play date with "Peg,""
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"on account of her being a skunk."
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"Even when she got cool new dolls, and had goody bags for her birthday,"
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"nobody came."
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"She bathed twice a day, didn't matter."
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"So… she corked herself."
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"Ouch!"
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"Ouch is right."
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"But that didn't work either."
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"So naturally, "Peg" got angry…"
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"Her parents wanted her anger channeled into something positive."
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"So, she got a black belt in karate…"
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"and Kung Fu…"
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"and Kendo…"
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"and seven other martial arts."
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"But that didn't help either. She was still angry."
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"Deep down, "Peg" still wished she was anything but a skunk."
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"Until one day, when she went on a field trip to the Royal Treasury,"
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"and then Billy Goat Jones, the jerk who teased "Peg" the most,"
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"shut the door behind us."
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"But the treasurer was the only one with the combination."
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"Know what happens when a skunk fears for her life?"
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"Well, "Peg" was a skunk who feared for her life"
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"and had been corked for 3 years."
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""Peg" saved everyone that day."
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"And you were a big hero and everyone loved you, Meg."
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"I mean "Peg"."
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"No, they treated me worse than ever."
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"But for the first time, I didn't care."
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"I realized the thing that I was corking, wasn't something to be ashamed of."
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"No, it's what made me special."
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"Chickenhare, you're a corker."
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"Until you blow open your treasury vault, you won't know what makes you special."
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"Nice story, Meg,"
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"and I liked the way you changed your name"
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"to make it feel more universal."
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"But when the volcano turns us to ash,"
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"it isn't gonna discriminate between the corkers and the non-corkers."
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"True. But they're not gonna throw us in that volcano."
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"- They're not? - Nope."
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"Because you're gonna break us out."
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"- Are you sure about this? - Trust me."
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"Chickenhare."
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"I'll be right back."
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"No."
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"Really?"
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"Chickenhare, don't."
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"You don't need those."
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"Well, you know,"
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"I always felt waiting 'til first light was a bit arbitrary."
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"Take them to the volcano now!"
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"Put down your weapons,"
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"or your god gets it!"
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"Abe?"
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"Come on, guys, hurry up."
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"Look how Santoro maintains his stoicism,"
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"even with a spear at his throat."
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"Let's see how he maintains his stoicism rolling down a hill!"
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