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Clips from Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness

"Well, unemployment is kinda high."
Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness
"And your dad's been king for what? 15 years?"
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"This is serious, Abe. And it's all my fault."
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"Not all. Only like 90%."
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"I'm going. And I want you to come with me."
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"I'm your royal servant. I'm legally bound to go with you."
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"No. I'm not asking as your master."
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"I'm asking you as a friend."
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"That makes it an easy decision."
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"Actually, that makes it an incredibly difficult decision."
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"Can you be friends with your boss?"
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"Isn't the relationship completely skewed by the power dynamic?"
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"What?"
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"These are deep questions."
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"I, for one, find them intellectually invigorating."
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"Wait, wait."
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"Actually, I'm sorry, keep going."
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"Wait."
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"I'm coming…"
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"friend."
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"But be prepared for a lot of "I told you so's.""
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"I have been at sea for 12 long minutes."
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"The heat is unbearable."
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"Thirst is a constant companion."
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"And as for hunger,"
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"I may be developing a taste for chicken and hare."
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"Not too late to turn around."
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"I always wanted an adventure."
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"I just hope we can pull it off."
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"I'm sure we will."
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"I have no confidence in our chances."
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"If you're reading this, that means I've either been crushed,"
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"impaled, pole-axed, harpooned,"
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"eaten alive by carnivorous beetles,"
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"drowned in a sea full of sharks,"
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"killed by birds pecking at my every being."
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"So, so parched."
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"Water?"
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"Oh, that goes down nice. Oh yeah."
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"So, parched."
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"That jet stream gets me every time."
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"Well?"
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"Huh? Oh, yeah uh…"
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"The King took the bait. Everything's going like we planned."
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"Like we planned?"
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"Well, yeah, okay."
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"Technically it was your plan, but I agreed it was a great plan."
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"No, it's the perfect plan."
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"- Well, not quite perfect. - What?"
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"It's your nephew."
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"The freak?"
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"He knows where the hamster is."
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"And he and his little turtle friend are following us."
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"Hey, I figured we could wait for them,"
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"then flank them and engage them in a nautical battle."
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"I've always wanted to be in a nautical battle."
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"Please remember you're here because of your wings, not your brain."
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"I cannot waste valuable time on the off chance"
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"that the freak actually makes it across the ocean."
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"No,"
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"we'll subcontract this one out."
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"And I have just the animal for the job."
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"Luther,"
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"the last member of our team."
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"The most ruthless animal"
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"I've ever had the pleasure of working with."
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"He's so mean,"
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"he once killed an animal"
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"just for snoring."
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"I have sleep apnea."
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"It's pretty bad."
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"Can we get separate rooms?"
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"Lapin, it's been too long."
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"It's okay, little guy…"
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"This city is where Alexander the Sweaty discovered the Mustache of Destiny."
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"Isn't this place great?"
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"Yeah. Great place to get murdered. Why are we here anyway?"
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"Follow me."
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"This very tavern"
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"is where Hector the Lost hired the legless sherpa"
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"who led him to the Atheist's Temple."
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"I never thought I'd see it with my own eyes."
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"I think you and I have very different bucket lists."
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"With any luck, this is where we'll find our guide."
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"Or at least a communicable disease."
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"Hey. You need a guide?"
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"I'm your gal."
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"I know that jungle like the back of my tail. And the front."
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"Don't do it, kid. She's bad news."
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"Only a fool without a snout would hire a skunk."
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"The guy you want's over there."
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"Excuse me?"
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"I'm looking for a guide."
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"Well, fellow hare,"
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"you've come to the right rat."
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"The name's Rusty, but my sense of direction's not."
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"Come on, let's go talk in the back, away from prying ears."
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"Yup. I think we can totally trust this guy."
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"Not suspicious at all."
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"- So Rusty, we gotta go to… - I already know where you're going."
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"You do?"
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"Wow. No wonder you're a guide."
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"You're going with him."
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"He's joking, right?"
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"Please tell me we've stumbled into a very messed-up daycare."
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"Rusty?"
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"Is this guide humor?"
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"You didn't tell me this guy was looking for the Hamster of Darkness."
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"You lose your manners along with that eye?"
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"Stay out of this skunk!"
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"Yeah, it's me, I'm Meg by the way."
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"I don't care. Now give me that map."
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"Over our dead bodies."
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"So, Mr. Gorilla, just to be clear,"
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"Meg was speaking metaphorically about the dead bodies thing."
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"He's a literalist."
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"Take this!"
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"Yeah, my kind of girl!"
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"We're in a bar fight, Abe!"
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"Our map! He's getting away."
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