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Clips from Maggie (2022) - A Dinner Guest Will Surprise You (S01E01)

"- I know, right."
Maggie (2022)
"- Amy, thank you so much."
Maggie (2022)
"I just realized I have somewhere that I need to be that is not here."
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"- Okay."
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"Oof, I know that face."
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"She has diarrhea."
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"- Ugh. - Yeah."
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"- Bummer."
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"- Hey, Tony. Give me three jumbos."
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"- Oh no. You must have had a rough day."
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"I, however, have had a wonderful day."
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"I will also have three jumbo cones, please."
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"- I had a vision of Daniel yelling at me on our date tonight."
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"- Oh no, not Daniel. - I know."
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"- A fight. Oh, I love that for you."
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"You always break up with people for some petty reason"
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"before you even get to the fight."
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"- That's not true."
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"- Remember Shawn? - I remember Shawn."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Okay, I had a vision"
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"of Shawn eating pizza backwards."
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"I can't have a whole family of children eating pizza backwards."
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"- Listen, Maggie, if you saw it, it's going to happen."
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"There's nothing you can do about it."
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"- I don't want to fight. I just want things to work out for once."
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"- Do you know what I wouldn't give to have a sexy fight tonight?"
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"Okay? Enjoy it. And be sure and text me when you kiss in make-up."
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"- It's kiss and make up, not kiss in make-up."
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"- Let it be both. Now go and have fun."
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"Excuse me. Can we get a cone caddy, please?"
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"That is mine."
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"[humming]"
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"- Oh. - Hey, babe. Just in time."
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"I'm making enchiladas for our anniversary."
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"- Wait, is it our anniversary?"
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"- Well, it's an anniversary."
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"- Ha, ha!"
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"What are we celebrating? First kiss? - No."
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"- First kiss without braces. - Close."
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"- First kiss when you got your braces put back on at 22."
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"- No, it's the anniversary of the first time"
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"we got back together."
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"- Oh. - You know me."
Maggie (2022)
"Come from a long line of celebrators."
Maggie (2022)
"I got a B in math once,"
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"and my parents rented out an entire Pizza Hut."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah, your life ruled."
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"I once got a B, and my mom didn't talk to me for a week."
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"- I remember that B. You're always an A student to me, don't worry."
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"- Thank you. - And I hope you're hungry because--"
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"[clattering]"
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"There's a jar of peanuts in the cabinet"
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"Um, this is going to take a minute."
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"♪"
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"- "Looking forward to tonight."
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""Can't wait to keep this good thing going."
Maggie (2022)
"Then please draw a smiley face.""
Maggie (2022)
"Oh."
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"- Maggie, please."
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"Please."
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"Let's not ruin this."
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"[sighs]"
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"[line ringing]"
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"[voicemail] Hey, it's Daniel, leave a message."
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"- Hey, uh, it's me."
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"I've... I've actually come down with something,"
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"so, um, I'm going to have to cancel our date tonight."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Please draw a sad face."
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"- Alright. I checked all the other parts."
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"It looks to me"
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"like your main problem is this door isn't on."
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"- Oh, who needs it? We've always wanted a sauna."
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"- Ben, I enjoy a good joke but not when safety is the punch line."
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"- Yes, ma'am. - Let me get my toolbox."
Maggie (2022)
"Jack! Can you bring me my tools?"
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"He's been waiting in the car."
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"- He's been in the car this whole time?"
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"It's been like half an hour."
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"- Yeah, he loves it."
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"He likes to sit there and see how hot he can get"
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"before he turns on the AC."
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"Jack!"
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"- Why on earth did you cancel on Daniel?"
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"- Okay, did you come over here just to yell at me?"
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"- Yes. I already watched my programs."
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"Girl, you cannot escape that fight."
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"If you saw it, it is going to happen."
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"[knock on door] - Tell me how? I canceled my date,"
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"I'm not leaving my apartment, and I don't have the dress."
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"ANGEL: Ha! [gasps]"
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"And that is how. LOUISE: You forgot this."
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"Welcome."
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"- Why don't you wear it, Lou? Remember? Sisterhood of the Traveling Dress."
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"- What's going on? Am I missing something?"
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"Isn't your date tonight?"
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"Shouldn't you be shaving your legs while listening to Lemonade?"
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"- She's pulling a backwards pizza Shawn."
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"- On Daniel?"
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"We like him. He doesn't wear fake glasses."
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"- Can we just take the spotlight off of me"
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"and turn it on someone else."
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"- Oh. Yes, I'd love that."
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"- To what do we owe this cuteness?"
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"- Oh, why, thank you."
Maggie (2022)
"Amy and Dave invited me out to a fancy dinner tonight"
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"and gave me this to wear."
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"- Oh, single girl out with a couple."
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"Tale as old as time."
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"Few Mai Tais in, all three shirts come off."
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"Oh, it is so hot."
Maggie (2022)
"- What? Angel, no, they're, like, in their 40s."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh what, you think people get less freaky as they get older?"
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"They gonna wear you out."
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"[laughs]"
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"- Okay. Almost there."
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"- You know, guys, I bet if you pull up the hardwood floors here,"
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"there's probably carpeting underneath."
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"- Alright. Should be good."
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"Just open it extremely slowly and don't close it unless you have to."
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