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Clips from UnREAL - Return (S01E01)

"Hi. I'm Faith."
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"Okay."
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"We just gave him a linebacker in a jumpsuit,"
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"and he just says, Okay."
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"Uh, that's our, uh, horse-faced tearjerker."
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"And a virgin, right?"
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"Yeah, but she is so shy about that stuff,"
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"and we have so many other angles on her, you know?"
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"Jesus freak, boob job..."
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"Those are... Those are my boobs."
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"Well, I convinced her to get them."
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"I even got Grandma's church"
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"to take up a collection to pay for them."
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"Grandma! Nice."
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"But whatever, all right?"
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"A train wreck like that's not staying past tonight."
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"I need a sound bite before she goes."
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"Adam, I want you to be my first, okay?"
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"Please, baby Jesus."
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"And then he dumps her, and it's perfect."
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"Okay, come on. Brazilian swimsuit model."
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"Yes, this has got to wake him up."
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"Hey."
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"Wow, gorgeous. Like these moves?"
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"I do, yeah."
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"- Finally! Thank you! A smile. - Nice to meet you."
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"- Grace. - That's all I wanted, was a smile, Adam."
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"Hello, ladies, and welcome to Everlasting!"
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"Now, I can see that you all have received"
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"the, uh, diamond bracelets,"
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"which was our way of inviting you"
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"on a wonderful fairytale journey with our lovely lad, Adam."
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"But, unfortunately,"
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"- at the end of the night, uh, ladies... - Okay. Great. All right."
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"He's going to have to reclaim those bracelets..."
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"but only for those girls that he has decided to send home."
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"Now, without further ado, your suitor... Adam Cromwell!"
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"Okay, come on, let's go, people."
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"Protect the wifeys, Anna and Grace,"
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"and starve our villain, Britney,"
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"until she is mean like a pit bull."
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"I want to pickle the rest of them, okay?"
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"You get cash bonuses for nudity, 911 calls, catfights, all right?"
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"Have a good show, everybody."
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"So, I've never actually met, uh, a British person."
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"- Thank you. - Oh, there you go..."
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"- some champagne. - Cheers."
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"- To love, to future, to Everlasting. - Cheers."
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"Thank you."
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"Hi. Hi."
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"Such a nice shirt."
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"Oh, thank you. Yeah."
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"Uh, your dress looks lovely."
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"Thank you."
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"You having a good time?"
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"A blast. Cheers."
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"I have nothing, people, okay?"
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"Listen to me."
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"Get me some one-on-one interviews."
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"Get me some good TV!"
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"I see Faith. I'll prep her."
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"Hi, Faith."
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"- Hi. - Shia, from the phone."
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"What is Shia doing?"
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"- No, Shia. - Oh!"
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"Oh, gosh!"
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"- Hi! - Hi."
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"- How are you? - Ah!"
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"You're a waiter."
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"Oh, no, no. It's like a disguise."
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"A... They picked me to manage you guys tonight,"
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"but since I'm on camera, I got to blend in."
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"Okay. That's so clever."
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"- Yeah. - Oh, my gosh. Ugh."
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"- It is so nice to meet you. - Oh, okay."
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"- Oh, my Gosh. - What is she doing?"
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"Anyway, I wanted to say that,"
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"for the one-on-one tonight, you... you really need to"
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"- make a good impression, and... - Right."
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"- Right. - you don't have much time,"
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"- so you got to get right to the point. - Okay. Which point?"
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"About yourself, about everything."
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"No, Shia, I got it. Stand down."
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"Oh, uh, I was just gonna sort of chat,"
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"like, uh, howdy-doody kind of..."
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"Okay, well, what we need you to do"
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"is talk about being a virgin."
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"Oh!"
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"What?"
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"I mean, we think it's really great,"
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"- a-and w-we know he's going to love it. - Oh, oh, there, there, there."
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"Tell them to go in. Madison, move!"
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"Push in, push in, push in, push in, push in."
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"It's super hot, and guys are into that."
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"Who told you that?"
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"Uh, it was just... Rachel."
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"Okay, we got the tears, we got the tears."
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"- Yes! - Oh, God."
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"Stupid bitch."
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"Faith?"
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"Faith, sweetie? Faith?"
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"Get camera A over there."
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"A Cam, get in on Britney."
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"Find Britney. There you go."
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"Aw. Why is she crying?"
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"Maybe he spotted her super-shrub"
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"through that ugly-ass jumpsuit."
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"Yes, that is a good bitch!"
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"Finally."
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"And thank you."
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"Thank you, Britney."
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"Was this your plan,"
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"to have me come here and tell people..."
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"No, Faith."
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"Adam. Please."
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"Uh, oh. Uh, Faith. Hi."
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"- Uh, hi. - You okay?"
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"Yeah, uh, I just have something...in my eye."
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"These lashes are..."
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"Can I steal you for a second?"
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