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Clips from American Woman

"for a 38-year-old waitress"
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"that has a seven-year-old grandson"
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"that just doesn't like to have any fun at all, so..."
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"it's kind of perfect."
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"Bud draft with a cheesesteak, fried onions?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"- Ketchup? - Hell yes."
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"Pick me up at seven on Saturday."
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"You wanna come in?"
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"Yeah."
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"That's Terry's house."
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"Yeah."
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"Come on in."
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"Hey, we just got back. Will you send J over?"
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"Well, how was it?"
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"It was good."
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"Did he clean up? How was his outfit?"
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"Can we talk about this later?"
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"Because he's standing right in front of me"
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"and I want to wait until he leaves"
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"to tell you what a shitty date he was."
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Call me as soon as he's gone."
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"I'm going to use the bathroom."
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"Don't get too comfortable. You're not staying long."
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"Oh, that's fine. I got another date"
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"I got to get to anyway, so..."
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"Ha-ha."
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"Hey."
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"I'm Chris."
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"J, this is Chris."
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"Yeah, we just met."
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"Go take a shower, 30 minutes of TV in my room, okay?"
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"- But I wanted to... - But nothing. Go, 30 minutes."
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"You want a beer?"
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"Sure, why not."
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"Thank you."
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"So Kath made you dress up?"
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"She, uh, she might've hinted"
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"that improving my wardrobe could..."
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"produce better results, yes."
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"Oh, really?"
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"I liked you better before."
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"Really?"
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"Hey, so, uh..."
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"Terry told me about what happened with your daughter."
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"Deb, I'm real sorry."
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"Whoo."
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"I don't really smoke anymore. I just..."
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"Every now and then, I get the urge."
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"Kath told me you're a great mother."
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"I wish that were true."
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"I was 16 years old when I had Bridget."
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"Slept with some guy two times, that was it."
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"First boyfriend?"
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"- First everything. - Hm."
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"And he wanted me to have an abortion,"
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"but I wanted her too bad."
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"I was so nervous, I slept on her floor every night"
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"for the first year."
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"I didn't know what I was doing."
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"I don't know how you made it through it."
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"I almost didn't."
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"Well, you made it back."
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"Back to what?"
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"That's the question."
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"What's it telling you?"
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"I wish I knew."
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"Why can't I go to Music Beats after school?"
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"Who are the teachers?"
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"- I don't know. - Exactly."
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"I don't want you spending time alone"
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"with people I don't know."
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"Timmy's allowed to go. So is Brian."
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"I'm not in charge of Timmy and Brian."
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"I'm in charge of you."
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"You never let me go anywhere."
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"I feel like you're suffocating me."
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"You don't even know what "suffocating" means."
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"Like, you can't breathe."
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"You seem to be breathing just fine to me."
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"Get in the car."
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"Steelworkers' Sons."
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"That's what we called ourselves."
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"Were you any good?"
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"No, no, no."
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"We were awful."
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"But we, we did the whole Jersey Shore tour"
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"for like a few years."
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"Point Pleasant, all the way down to Wildwood."
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"It was beautiful."
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"All the college girls throwing themselves at you?"
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"Oh, you would not believe it."
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"I would walk off that stage every single night"
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"with a trash bag full of panties."
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"- Ew. - Yeah, that was gross."
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"That was actually not true at all."
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"You know, I had this, uh..."
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"I had this routine where..."
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"I would pick out the prettiest girl"
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"in the audience"
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"real early on in the show, and..."
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"when the last song came around, I would..."
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"ask her to join me on the stage to dance with me."
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"You know, I would've picked you out right away."
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"- Oh, really? - Mm-hm."
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"- Hm. - My god."
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"Um, actually,"
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"you're going to want this. Trust me."
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"I'm not."
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"No, you're gonna, you're gonna love this."
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"Hey, everybody, thank you. Please, please calm down."
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"Would the beautiful girl in the blue jeans"
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"and the gorgeous pink top..."
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"come up here on the stage with me?"
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"No, thanks."
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"Well, I'm not going to sing us out of here"
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"until you're up here with me, so..."
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"I'm just gonna stay here with my friends."
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