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Clips from Black Sheep

Short Films 1996 1,069 clips
Short Action Thriller

Credits

And now let's welcome our hometown hero,
"And now let's welcome our hometown hero,"
Black Sheep
the next governor of Washington, Al Donnelly!
"the next governor of Washington, Al Donnelly!"
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He's the best man for the job. You can count on Al, that's for sure.
"He's the best man for the job. You can count on Al, that's for sure."
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Folks, if you're wondering who to vote for, Al Donnelly's the man for the job.
"Folks, if you're wondering who to vote for, Al Donnelly's the man for the job."
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I have to go home now, little doggies. Nothing for you in this truck. No food.
"I have to go home now, little doggies. Nothing for you in this truck. No food."
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Get off my bumper!
"Get off my bumper!"
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Come on! Jesus!
"Come on! Jesus!"
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Aaagh!
"Aaagh!"
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Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
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Get out of here!
"Get out of here!"
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If I got the same welcome everywhere I went that I got here in my home town,
"If I got the same welcome everywhere I went that I got here in my home town,"
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my candidacy would be a lock!
"my candidacy would be a lock!"
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(chanting) Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly!
"(chanting) Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly! Al Donnelly!"
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Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
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Tell me that is not your brother.
"Tell me that is not your brother."
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I could get time off from the rec centre. They said I could, to help you campaign.
"I could get time off from the rec centre. They said I could, to help you campaign."
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Mike, I know you're behind me 100%, but I need some different help from you.
"Mike, I know you're behind me 100%, but I need some different help from you."
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Oh, man, whatever you want. You know that.
"Oh, man, whatever you want. You know that."
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- Fighting Donnellys stick together! - Right!
"- Fighting Donnellys stick together! - Right!"
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I'll do anything. Just name it and I'll get started.
"I'll do anything. Just name it and I'll get started."
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- Come on. Let's go. - All the way, Governor.
"- Come on. Let's go. - All the way, Governor."
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Then I am your man.
"Then I am your man."
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Hi. This is Mike Donnelly. I work over here at the recreational centre.
"Hi. This is Mike Donnelly. I work over here at the recreational centre."
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Hey, I hope everything's going great in your fine town of, uh, Avery... Atwood.
"Hey, I hope everything's going great in your fine town of, uh, Avery... Atwood."
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my grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving me the finger, and a duck.
"my grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving me the finger, and a duck."
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All right, I want a 32 belly option on two, on two. Ready? Break!
"All right, I want a 32 belly option on two, on two. Ready? Break!"
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Oh, hey, little girls.
"Oh, hey, little girls."
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- Suckers, take the walk. - Screw this. I quit.
"- Suckers, take the walk. - Screw this. I quit."
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Kemp, fake head butt. DeSalvo, fake head butt. New kid, fake head butt.
"Kemp, fake head butt. DeSalvo, fake head butt. New kid, fake head butt."
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- There's so much blood. - I swear I did not mean to do it! Please!
"- There's so much blood. - I swear I did not mean to do it! Please!"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Oh, come on. Label your streets like the rest of the country.
"Oh, come on. Label your streets like the rest of the country."
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You should work up to that. Kind of leaves you nowhere to go.
"You should work up to that. Kind of leaves you nowhere to go."
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No, sir. You know what? That was my fault and I'm really sorry.
"No, sir. You know what? That was my fault and I'm really sorry."
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Oh, here it is! Yeah!
"Oh, here it is! Yeah!"
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Goodbye!
"Goodbye!"
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- Oh, shit. - (honking)
"- Oh, shit. - (honking)"
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Damn it. I gotta ditch this guy.
"Damn it. I gotta ditch this guy."
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(Scott) See ya.
"(Scott) See ya."
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and I'll be damned if I'll let that go to waste.
"and I'll be damned if I'll let that go to waste."
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- Sure. - Nice to meet you, ma'am.
"- Sure. - Nice to meet you, ma'am."
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Whoa! Nitrous oxide boosters!
"Whoa! Nitrous oxide boosters!"
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Damn it.
"Damn it."
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- Get out of my way, buddy. - Lady, I got somethin' for ya.
"- Get out of my way, buddy. - Lady, I got somethin' for ya."
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Never mind. Forget it.
"Never mind. Forget it."
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- Excuse me. - You got a little chubby goin' there.
"- Excuse me. - You got a little chubby goin' there."
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Please don't be Mike Donnelly.
"Please don't be Mike Donnelly."
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- What latch? Where d'you want me to... - Just pop the hood!
"- What latch? Where d'you want me to... - Just pop the hood!"
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Please!
"Please!"
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(wails)
"(wails)"
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Are you kidding me? These are potential voters.
"Are you kidding me? These are potential voters."
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Watch and learn.
"Watch and learn."
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- I can put the groceries in the trunk. - Help from the Donnelly campaign.
"- I can put the groceries in the trunk. - Help from the Donnelly campaign."
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Folks, I'm having a little trouble here.
"Folks, I'm having a little trouble here."
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Help! Help, please!
"Help! Help, please!"
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He must be all hopped up on crack cocaine.
"He must be all hopped up on crack cocaine."
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Argh! Help!
"Argh! Help!"
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OK.
"OK."
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Washington State. Isn't it a great place to raise a family?
"Washington State. Isn't it a great place to raise a family?"
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- (man) And cut. - I need a break. I'll be right back.
"- (man) And cut. - I need a break. I'll be right back."
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(excited chatter)
"(excited chatter)"
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- I wanna get wrecked! - (all laugh)
"- I wanna get wrecked! - (all laugh)"
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- The kid's a star. - No, he's a gold mine.
"- The kid's a star. - No, he's a gold mine."
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But it turns out he was giving these kids a speech about saying no to drugs.
"But it turns out he was giving these kids a speech about saying no to drugs."
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Al, you can take this election.
"Al, you can take this election."
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Welcome, Washington Teachers' Association!
"Welcome, Washington Teachers' Association!"
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Don't let anyone ever tell you your job is easy.
"Don't let anyone ever tell you your job is easy."
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Oh, my God!
"Oh, my God!"
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Thank you, gentlemen. Excuse us just a moment.
"Thank you, gentlemen. Excuse us just a moment."
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Yes, ma'am.
"Yes, ma'am."
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- Did you get the numbers in? - Oh. Hot off the wire.
"- Did you get the numbers in? - Oh. Hot off the wire."
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Let's move this out of the land of mere embarrassment into the realm...
"Let's move this out of the land of mere embarrassment into the realm..."
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He said the rec centre's state-funded.
"He said the rec centre's state-funded."
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Yeah, sure.
"Yeah, sure."
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- Go ahead. Take off. - Thanks, Robbie.
"- Go ahead. Take off. - Thanks, Robbie."
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- I owe you one, man. - Call me later.
"- I owe you one, man. - Call me later."
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I'm the only one down here.
"I'm the only one down here."
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- Well, did he do it or not? - Kovary, I lean toward the negative.
"- Well, did he do it or not? - Kovary, I lean toward the negative."
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Give me the phone. Steve, it's Al. What is going on?
"Give me the phone. Steve, it's Al. What is going on?"
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- Hey, Al. Well, in my opinion... - I wanna talk to my brother.
"- Hey, Al. Well, in my opinion... - I wanna talk to my brother."
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Mike, don't worry. Everything is gonna be OK, I promise.
"Mike, don't worry. Everything is gonna be OK, I promise."
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- Steve here. - Meet me downstairs in the lobby.
"- Steve here. - Meet me downstairs in the lobby."
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Dodds, listen to me very carefully.
"Dodds, listen to me very carefully."
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All right! Bunk beds!
"All right! Bunk beds!"
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- I got dibs on top. - OK.
"- I got dibs on top. - OK."
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Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
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Whoa.
"Whoa."
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It bit me! I'm gonna get rabies!
"It bit me! I'm gonna get rabies!"
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I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
"I'm stuck. I'm stuck."
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Come on! Oh!
"Come on! Oh!"
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I got an idea. OK?
"I got an idea. OK?"
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Watch this.
"Watch this."
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That's it. Corner it.
"That's it. Corner it."
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You take a mop and a broom... Oh!
"You take a mop and a broom... Oh!"
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- Oh, God! Oh! Oh! Oh, God! - (screeches)
"- Oh, God! Oh! Oh! Oh, God! - (screeches)"
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Ow! Ow!
"Ow! Ow!"
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- Oh, Jesus! - I think I nailed it!
"- Oh, Jesus! - I think I nailed it!"
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- (screeching) - I don't believe it. He's still alive.
"- (screeching) - I don't believe it. He's still alive."
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Stay there. OK. OK. It's right in the middle.
"Stay there. OK. OK. It's right in the middle."
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Good night, Mike.
"Good night, Mike."
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The police officer who arrived before our guys was a friend of Mike's.
"The police officer who arrived before our guys was a friend of Mike's."
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This is great. There's 1,502 registered voters in Garfield County.
"This is great. There's 1,502 registered voters in Garfield County."
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Hey, pretty good day. No screwups. Keep up the good work.
"Hey, pretty good day. No screwups. Keep up the good work."
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I'm gonna go take a squeege.
"I'm gonna go take a squeege."
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(echoes)
"(echoes)"
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(insufficient signal tone)
"(insufficient signal tone)"
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- I'm kidding. - You're not from around here, huh?
"- I'm kidding. - You're not from around here, huh?"
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Every vote counts.
"Every vote counts."
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Argh!
"Argh!"
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Arm grab! Aie!
"Arm grab! Aie!"
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Oh, who else wants some? You?
"Oh, who else wants some? You?"
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It's that same asshole. Whoo!
"It's that same asshole. Whoo!"
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- (phone rings) - Oh.
"- (phone rings) - Oh."
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- Shut up, Steve. Where'd you go? - To make a call.
"- Shut up, Steve. Where'd you go? - To make a call."
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Snakes! Oh, no!
"Snakes! Oh, no!"
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Whoa. Check it out.
"Whoa. Check it out."
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God! Come on!
"God! Come on!"
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OK, well, where would you want me to move this one?
"OK, well, where would you want me to move this one?"
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There.
"There."
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King me!
"King me!"
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