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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Gimme Shelter (S07E07)

"Okay, so at my party tonight, I want everyone to give heartfelt speeches about me,"
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"okay ? So here they are."
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"I don't think I can make it to your party."
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"Wait, but, donna, you have to."
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"I'm afraid I'm out, too. I gotta tend to my crooked little flower here."
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"You know, eric, calling me cute little nicknames doesn't make up for what you did."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, whatever you say,"
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"my little crazy straw."
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"I can't believe everyone bailed out on me."
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"You know, tonight was really important to me, and it's like no one even cares."
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"Jackie,"
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"you look like you really need to talk this through, huh ?"
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"I'll go get Mrs. Forman."
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"Are you Fenton ?"
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"I'm here to talk to you about the apartment."
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"Well, you're in luck. It's still available. And F. Y. I., so am I."
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"Look, I have a wife."
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"Well, I have a football, but I never use it."
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"Red, I know you said wait in the car, but fez keeps playing his crazy bongo music."
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"It's called jazz, you philistine."
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"Oh. You're with them."
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"Deal's off. I have to get to yoga."
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"Hey, can't we talk about this ?"
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"- No. - See, I told you he was going to be..."
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"just shut it, or I'll shut it for you."
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"Well,"
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"you just don't take crap from anyone, do you, Mr. Man ?"
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"I knew this was gonna be a waste of time. Come on, fez."
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"We'll go figure out some other place to live with the baby."
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"Baby ? No one mentioned they had a baby."
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"That...that's so progressive."
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"Progressive ?"
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"Well, how can I not give the apartment to two men raising a child together ?"
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"Oh."
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"Yeah, progressive."
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"Yeah, that's what they are."
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"They're as progressive as hell."
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"Why, they're like newlyweds."
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"Mmm. I wish I knew what that was like."
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"Always a bridesmaid, never a bride."
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"well, red convinced fenton to give us the apartment."
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"Yeah, and red seemed so happy. All the way home, he just kept looking at us and laughing."
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"Yeah, I'm pretty sure that red told fenton that we knew a lot of chicks."
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"'Cause fenton kept checking me out,"
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"like he could tell that I knew a lot of chicks."
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"Eric, I can't believe that you crippled my angel, my pride and joy."
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"It kills me seeing her like this."
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"Then why are you bringing her over here ?"
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"Oh, I got a date."
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"I met a lady at the open house."
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"She's got crow's feet, but she works in a sandwich shop, so I bent the rules."
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"Look, donna, I'm so sorry about what happened."
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"You know, I've been thinking about it, and I don't think I ever really wanted to be a chiropractor. I was just,"
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"you know, grasping at straws."
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"I'd nod in agreement, but, you know, I'm paralyzed."
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"Eric,"
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"you know what I'm realizing about you ?"
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"You're not good at anything."
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"That's not true, kelso. Don't forget butt wiping."
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"Oh, you know what ? You guys suck."
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"Whenever you're in trouble, I don't burn you. I mean,"
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"usually 'cause it's hard for me to think of things right on the spot, but also 'cause,"
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"you know, I try to help."
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"That's actually true."
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"I mean, Fez, remember when you wanted to learn how to kiss,"
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"and eric taught you by sticking m&m's to the mirror ?"
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"That never happened."
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"I know how to kiss."
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"Oh, shut it, donna."
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"Yeah, and, kelso, how about that time I stayed up with you all night to study for that math final."
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"I mean, sure, nothing stuck, but, you know, I blame nature for that."
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"Yep, some people you just can't reach."
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"You know, forman,"
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"if you can teach fez how to kiss"
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"and kelso how to do math, you can probably teach anybody anything."
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"Why don't you just become a teacher ?"
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"That actually makes a lot of sense."
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"I mean, you have all this knowledge about stuff you have no ability to do."
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"A teacher ?"
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"Well, I do like helping people."
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"I mean, I'd love to help kids."
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"Yeah."
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"Like, "Mr. Forman.""
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"That just feels really great."
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"Yeah, a teacher. That just feels so... right."
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"There it is. Forman's gonna be a teacher."
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"This calls for a toast."
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"All right."
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"To forman."
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"- To forman. - To forman."
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"What's going on ?"
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"You guys are all too busy to come to my party, and here you are"
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"having a party."
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"For you."
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"To jackie."
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"- To jackie. - To jackie."
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"Okay, I don't believe you."
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"But as long as I'm center of attention, I'll take it."
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"Jackie, grab a beer. This is a great day."
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"You graduated. They found an apartment. And guess what ?"
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"I'm gonna be a teacher."
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"Eric, you know what you should teach ?"
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"Butt wiping."
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"Fez, that was really inappropriate."
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"Eric, you should teach history."
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"The history of butt wiping."
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"how's your neck, honey ?"
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"Oh, it still hurts."
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"Come over here."
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"I'm a nurse. I know what to do."
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"Take two of these."
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"Are you sure this is for neck pain ?"
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"Neck pain, headaches, bad days... they take the edge off of everything."
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