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Clips from Birdgirl (2021) - The Wanky (S02E02)

"To find a small ginger girl playing with my son."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Then I heard strange noises coming from the back."
Birdgirl (2021)
"So I went to see what the rumpus was."
Birdgirl (2021)
"My wife, maude, betrayed me in the worst possible way."
Birdgirl (2021)
"But then I thought, "eh, [bleep] 'em,""
Birdgirl (2021)
"And I used my magic to curse maude,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Suck her ass into the wanky and imprison her for eternity!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Then, I anonymously sent the toy to phil to curse him,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Knowing that that manslapper would use it"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And suck himself in, too."
Birdgirl (2021)
"But little judy found it first, and she played with it"
Birdgirl (2021)
"That the way that I originally intended."
Birdgirl (2021)
"When judy offered to make more wankys,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I used her to rid the world of perverts like mine frau."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And if you've corrupted the wanky,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You will be sucked in for eternity"
Birdgirl (2021)
"To rot for your goddamned sins!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And the dust from your tears will imprison this lot forever!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ laughs ] sucker!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ wankys vibrating ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Shh."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Birdteam? Go!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I am a technosexual. It makes perfect sense."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Thank you, judy, for allowing me to see myself as I truly am!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Well, look at this."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Everyone's got at least one sticker."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Beautiful. Except brian."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Is it possible, everyone, that his reliance on masculinity"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Has something to do with his father?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Daddy's on a business trip, bri."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's just us now."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ shushing ] easy. Easy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Don't scare him."
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ heart beating ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ heartbeat stops ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ beeps ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Thank you for guiding me on this journey."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Thank you!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Bravest person I've ever met."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, jack off, josh."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Mark my curse, ere it seals thy fate."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Use this nevermore to masturba--"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ static, indistinct voices ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Trish: News happens."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And this is the "syliva situation.""
Birdgirl (2021)
"The global devastation continues as more people vanish"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Into thin air."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Some have drawn connections to a new adult toy"
Birdgirl (2021)
"That just hit the market."
Birdgirl (2021)
"The birdteam is roaming far and wide"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Desperately trying to prevent the people of planet earth"
Birdgirl (2021)
"From masturbating."
Birdgirl (2021)
"With the latest on the wanky, we go to diana van vleet."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Diana?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ moans ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ad lib. Oh. [ chuckles ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ elevator dings ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's a ghost town in here."
Birdgirl (2021)
"A sexy ghost town."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Judy: Landing in three, two --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, right, this window doesn't open."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We just released the damn thing an hour ago."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Where do people find the time!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"See? Look around you."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Self-pleasure is part of a healthy work-life balance."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Somebody feed my beta fish!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ glass shatters ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Careful."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Don't [bleep] it up, gil."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We're at the end here. Final stretch."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Final stretch."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I could do this."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, tut, tut, fraulein, you'll do better to know"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Who you're [bleep] mit."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Your accent, it's interesting."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Westphalian?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Upper saxon?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Or...Neither!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Haha, 'cause you're not really german, are you?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I know that because my first boyfriend was a pretend german!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Take that, and that! Seven, eight!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Okay, fine, I'm austrian!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm austrian!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Gillian's gone carrie again."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Did I do good, boss?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I didn't mean "don't move!""
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, you're so bad at idioms!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Wait! How did you --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"If you didn't move?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I sat on it..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ laughs ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ people gasping, screaming ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Tell me how to break the curse. No!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's the least you can do since you betrayed me."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Say it's a sex toy!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Say you stole my childhood!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Nein! I would say never,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"But there's no word in german for it!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uch, you're like a -- a hairy body pillow."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Evie: I found a way to break the curse."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm listening."
Birdgirl (2021)
"So the wanky came with instructions."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You kept the box?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's a collectible."
Birdgirl (2021)
""only a fair woman in her jesus year"
Birdgirl (2021)
"With ginger hair who's had a handful of"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Mild and mostly accidental orgasms"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Can break the curse.""
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ clears throat ] in terms of my orgasms,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I will admit most of them have been mild and mostly..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Accidental. Oh, sweetie. Mostly?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Okay, all of them! I'll bite,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"How does she break the curse?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"She needs to f-- play with her wanky."
Birdgirl (2021)
"The way god intended."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Don't listen to them, judy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Don't let them suck you into their pool of cess."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's a toy"
Birdgirl (2021)
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