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Clips from Lucifer - BlueBallz (S05E05)

"Anything on your end?"
Lucifer
"Listen to this. So, Karnalgirl506."
Lucifer
""I left my whole world behind for you, Jed,"
Lucifer
"and now so will you."
Lucifer
"I missed you at the show, I missed you at your studio,"
Lucifer
"but you won't get away next time.""
Lucifer
"Wow, sounds ominous."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"That sounds like motive and opportunity."
Lucifer
"This Karnalgirl506 could be our killer. Definitely female."
Lucifer
"Maybe a jilted sexual partner?"
Lucifer
"Great. Now you can go."
Lucifer
"I can finish up this audio scrubbing on my own."
Lucifer
"What do you mean, "go"? Go where?"
Lucifer
"To Lucifer's."
Lucifer
"I thought you guys were gonna finally, you know,"
Lucifer
"hang out tonight. Mm."
Lucifer
"Yeah, well, it... [clears throat]"
Lucifer
"...got postponed."
Lucifer
"Oh, you're nervous that you won't measure up in bed."
Lucifer
"I mean, he is pretty experienced."
Lucifer
"I mean, I'd put it, like, in the thousands, probably."
Lucifer
"But you know what, you got this. You totally got this. You're sexy."
Lucifer
"That actually hadn't crossed my mind."
Lucifer
"Oh, you're waiting on an STD check! Super smart."
Lucifer
"No, I... It just--"
Lucifer
"Listen, Ella, he canceled."
Lucifer
"I guess he'd rather spend time with my ex than hang out with me, okay?"
Lucifer
"Yeah, that's worse. Like, way--"
Lucifer
"-Shh! -I mean..."
Lucifer
"Listen."
Lucifer
"[rustling, beeping]"
Lucifer
"Do you hear that?"
Lucifer
"Sounds like someone's inside."
Lucifer
"Wait, I've heard that sound before. BRB."
Lucifer
"Be right back."
Lucifer
"[Jed] See, Chloe loves a mystery."
Lucifer
"We started out as friends, both aspiring artists."
Lucifer
"We even worked together."
Lucifer
"I always wanted to be with her."
Lucifer
"Possibly relatable. Continue."
Lucifer
"In hindsight... [sighs]"
Lucifer
"that's when the relationship was at its best."
Lucifer
"Better without sex?"
Lucifer
"[scoffs] Not relatable."
Lucifer
"Seriously, all that unresolved sexual tension,"
Lucifer
"the "Will they, won't they?" It kept her hooked."
Lucifer
"Then we became a couple and..."
Lucifer
"just lost interest."
Lucifer
"Oh..."
Lucifer
"-Lacking in the bedroom department, I see. -[laughs]"
Lucifer
"Well... [chuckles]  ...that won't be a problem."
Lucifer
"No, man, the sex was great."
Lucifer
"-I mean, like, really great. -Mm."
Lucifer
"-Amazing, actually. The stuff she can do-- -Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it."
Lucifer
"But, just... It wasn't enough."
Lucifer
"It was the lack of mystery that did us in."
Lucifer
"And my mistake... [scoffs]"
Lucifer
"was wearing my heart on my sleeve."
Lucifer
"Too much of an open book."
Lucifer
"Really? 'Cause I've been in therapy, so I'm, you know, bit of an expert,"
Lucifer
"but I believe that talking about one's emotions is... good? No?"
Lucifer
"No, see, Chloe looks at everything like a case that needs to be solved."
Lucifer
"-Mm. -What I didn't realize was"
Lucifer
"when she solved me..."
Lucifer
"figured me out..."
Lucifer
"she was done."
Lucifer
"'Cause underneath the handsome, the sexy, the fun..."
Lucifer
"Mm."
Lucifer
"...it's just me."
Lucifer
"So she moved onto the next mystery."
Lucifer
"And you know, I don't blame her."
Lucifer
"Should have played it closer to the vest, but I..."
Lucifer
"I was just so naive, you know?"
Lucifer
"Huh."
Lucifer
"[phone rings]"
Lucifer
"Oh!"
Lucifer
"Speak of the devil's girlfriend."
Lucifer
"Um... [sighs]"
Lucifer
"How's that for mystery?"
Lucifer
"Hey, Lucifer. Uh, listen,"
Lucifer
"I'm just calling to make sure everything is okay, and, um..."
Lucifer
"I-I need to talk to Jed about any crazy fans that he knows of,"
Lucifer
"so just please call me when you get this."
Lucifer
"Shoot."
Lucifer
"Oh, that was fast, Ella."
Lucifer
"You changed your pants, shirt, face."
Lucifer
"-Oh. -Hey, Maze."
Lucifer
"Oh, my God, I have that exact same shirt!"
Lucifer
"Yes, you did! [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Wait. Did you steal my clothes?"
Lucifer
"[Maze] Oh!"
Lucifer
"I'm confused."
Lucifer
"[Maze sighs deeply]"
Lucifer
"I understand how you feel..."
Lucifer
"Ella."
Lucifer
"-Oh! You got my name right! -[Maze chuckles]"
Lucifer
"-Should I even ask? -Oh, ask away."
Lucifer
"I am completely open and emotionally available now,"
Lucifer
"just like my good friend Ella."
Lucifer
"Aww."
Lucifer
"Okay, so you're acting like Ella, and..."
Lucifer
"You know what? Never mind. Real Ella, what do we have?"
Lucifer
"Uh, that beeping sound, right,"
Lucifer
"threw me back to dinner  at my abuelita's."
Lucifer
"I mean, the old lady is deaf as a squid."
Lucifer
"From the phone to the doorbell, to the smoke detector,"
Lucifer
"her place is full of noises the woman can't hear."
Lucifer
"-Abuelita. -Exactamente."
Lucifer
"Like this one time at my quinceañera,"
Lucifer
"-she didn't even know-- -Ella."
Lucifer
"Right, right. So I did some digging,"
Lucifer
"and this beeping comes from a hearing aid with low battery,"
Lucifer
"a digital ITE hearing aid, to be exact."
Lucifer
"Just like the one my deaf abuelita wears."
Lucifer
"-So the killer's an old lady? -No, not necessarily."
Lucifer
"Loud music can damage hearing."
Lucifer
"So maybe Karnalgirl506 might wear a hearing aid."
Lucifer
"Exactly."
Lucifer
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