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Clips from The Great North - Papa Don't Fiend Adventure (S02E02)

"The only place I felt safe was on the water."
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"Because the aliens in the movie"
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"couldn't touch water or they'd die."
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"Perfect script."
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"Anyways, when I came home from school the next day,"
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"my father had used some spare lumber"
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"to transform my bed into a boat."
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"And, audience, from that day forward"
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"I sailed that beautiful sleep ship"
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"right off to dreamland every night."
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"Until I saw Ghost Ship and Dad had to make my boat bed"
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"back into a real bed, but you get the idea."
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"And now we go "bork bop" to five years ago."
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"Father, I'm gay."
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"Wonderful. I love you, son."
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"Dad, that was supposed to be my line."
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"But it is wonderful. And I do love you, son."
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"Buckle up, time travelers. Blorp blap."
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"We're back in our own time, right here at Family Land."
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"When my dad dropped the ding-dang sparkler"
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"down the septic tank, he was stressed,"
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"trying to keep our family together."
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"Now, I know he turned this place into a stink-scape,"
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"but he would never intentionally blow up anything."
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"Except our hearts with love, not feces."
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"We love you, Dad. We love you, Dad. Thanks, Beef."
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"Well,"
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"no one has harbored hatred for the Fiend quite like me."
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"I was mad that he ruined one of my own Father's Days."
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"But maybe it's time to let be-gones be be-gones."
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"Fiend, welcome back into the family of Family Land."
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"Thank you. Thank you, Family Land."
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"Okay, everybody."
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"Uh, appears we have a late entry into the follies tonight."
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"This next skit is by Moon Tobin, called"
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""An Evening with Moon and Friends.""
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"Hello, I want to introduce you"
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"to some of my friends."
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"- Oh, and please, remain calm. - Aah! - Aah!"
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"- Skunks! - No! You misunderstood,"
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"I said to remain calm!"
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"Get 'em with the light, boys!"
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"Skunks hate bright lights."
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"Aah!"
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"Oh, no. It's happening again."
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"Being, uh, awful quiet there, Dad."
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"- You, uh, mad? - Mm."
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"Sorry if I ruined your already not-so-great"
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"Father's Day with my skunk stunt."
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"Dad, you laughing?"
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"You okay there, bud?"
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"No, it's just... it was very funny"
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"when Moon let the skunks loose and everybody ran."
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"And the toilet holes exploded."
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"And why are the septic tanks"
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"always uncovered at that place anyway?"
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"Yeah. Cover up your stink tanks, Family Land."
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"It's kind of exciting to be the outlaws for once"
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"instead of a bunch of Wholesome Harrys."
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"We're like the bad boys of the Southwest Alaska RV scene."
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"No one's hated a family this much since the Klumps."
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"So, Dad, we didn't ruin your Father's Day?"
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"No. It was a very memorable Father's Day weekend."
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"And I am a fiend."
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"A fiend for parenting. A real P fiend."
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"Not what that means."
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"Hell, yeah, Dad. You're a total P hound."
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"And that's not what that means."
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"Oh, my God, what is that smell?"
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"I don't know, but completely unrelated,"
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"don't open my duffel bag."
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"And also unrelated, what's a better pet name--"
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"Skunky Brewster or Spray Romano?"
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"Uh-oh, the skunk I don't have just chewed his way"
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"out of the bag."
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"Beef, pull over. Dad, pull over."
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"Yup. Pullin' over."
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"♪ Forever, girl. ♪"
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"Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT"
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"and TOYOTA."
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