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Clips from Day Shift

"Here, dry your eyes. Dry your eyes, okay."
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"You know what?"
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"Put it on me. My bad. We bit off more than we could chew today."
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"So why don't we go home, get some rest."
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"In the morning, we'll kick some motherfucking ass. Okay?"
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"-Okay. -All right, come on."
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"Let's get in the car."
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"What the fuck is that? What'd you eat today?"
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"You know what?"
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"Let's have you get in the back."
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"Don't want you to get that on my vintage seats."
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"-What, are you serious? -Damn right."
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"Come on. Gotta move."
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"[Seth grunts]"
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"Hang your leg out the back so we can air dry."
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"[truck engine starts]"
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"[Bud] Hey. Hey!"
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"-You forgot your man-purse. -Wait. That's expens--"
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"[grunts]"
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"You gotta get some of this too."
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"I'm sure you know, Mr. Union Man. But when vamps are killed,"
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"they release a gas that gets on you that other vamps can sniff out."
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"So you gotta get all of that off. Here, take this."
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"It's my special blend, like a little, uh, skunk musk, okay?"
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"-Now, get that on you, in the shower. -Oh Jesus."
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"On every inch of you, okay?"
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"Be extremely careful. Don't get it in your eyes."
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"And whatever you do,"
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"don't get it in your butthole."
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"What happens in the butthole?"
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"I mean, it can't kill you, but…"
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"Jesus Christ."
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"By the way, lock your doors, don't come out after dark, and, uh…"
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"-Guess what? -What?"
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"You're dried up."
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"[sighs]"
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"[typing]"
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"Oh!"
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"-[chuckles] Oh God. It's okay. -I'm sorry about that."
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"-No, no, me. I got it. -It's okay."
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"It's my fault. I couldn't see over my baskets."
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"I got it. This is a… You a… you a doctor?"
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"Uh, nurse, actually."
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"Hope you don't think this is weird, but you got a lot of scrubs."
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"Yeah, I mean, I hate doing laundry, so I kind of just kept buying new ones."
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"-Got out of control. -Okay."
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"But, hey, new apartment. Why not start off on the right foot?"
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"Yeah. Well, welcome to the building. I'm right there in 20."
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"-Oh! Well, I'm Heather. I'm in 19. -Well, I'm Bud 20. [chuckles]"
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"Can you help me with that, actually?"
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"[Bud] Oh. Yeah."
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"-[Heather] Thanks. -Yeah, no problem."
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"-You can just put that down anywhere. -Sure. Okay."
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"-See you've got a retro vibe poppin', huh? -Mm-hmm."
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"-Dig that. -Thanks."
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"I wish I had a beer or something to offer you."
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"Uh, a previous tenant left some ice cream in the freezer, if you're interested."
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"No, thanks. I'll take a rain check."
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"-You sure? -Yeah. Welcome to the building."
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"Thank you."
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"Feeling better?"
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"Not really."
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"Got a little bit of that yellow stuff in my butthole."
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"It was so much worse than what you even described."
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"Bet it was."
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"[Seth sighs]"
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"You looking for something?"
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"-Whoa. Hey, that's personal. -No, no, no."
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""Violation code 101, terminated vamps and didn't report to the Union.""
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""Violation code 276, breaking and entering without Union sanctions.""
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"-That did happen. -Violation. Violation. Violation."
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"Oh, look at this. "Needs to reimburse me for six-dollar muffin"?"
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"It's a standard part of Union procedure."
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"-I have to document everything. -It's not."
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"It's for Seeger to keep me out the Union. Ain't that great?"
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"You almost got me killed yesterday."
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"You almost got yourself killed yesterday."
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"I told you stay your punk-ass in the car. That's why I work by myself."
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"Listen. What? You're gonna die in the name of kissing your boss's ass?"
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"Well, he didn't give me a choice, okay?"
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"Listen to me, Mr. Union Fellow."
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"I may not follow all the Union rules, but let me tell you something."
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"If we went by the book, we'd both be dead by now!"
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"And you saw that yesterday."
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"Look. Just give me a couple of days."
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"Okay, a couple days."
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"So, what's on the agenda today?"
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"Like every day."
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"Hunting vampires."
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"[tires squeal]"
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"[Seth] Bud, what are we doing at a pawn shop?"
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"[Bud] This dude's cheap as shit, but he got goods we need in order to, uh…"
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"What the hell?"
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"[siren blaring]"
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"Oh Jesus."
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"[whispers] Shut up. Shut up."
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"[Seth gagging]"
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"Hey, hey."
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"Don't you puke in here! Don't touch nothing. Don't leave your DNA."
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"I swallowed it."
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"[pop music playing softly on TV]"
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"Troy."
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"Troy?"
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"Damn it."
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"Wait, is that…"
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"It was."
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"[Seth] Oh no."
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"Who… who does that?"
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"All right, we gotta move."
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"Wait a minute. Take this."
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"Ow!"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"-It's not right, okay. Wait-- -Damn right. How you think he feels, huh?"
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"Come on, let's go."
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"Wait. You can't leave. That's against protocol."
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"We have to call the Union and wait for them."
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"-Code 233 says any hunter who encounters… -Code? I don't give a shit."
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"…suspicious civilian death will be under a 30-day suspension--"
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"We don't have 30 days. I don't give fuck!"
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"We gotta leave. There's other vamps around here. Let's go."
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