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Clips from Day Shift

"Really? Thank you."
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"-I was starving. -That was a six-dollar muffin."
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"-What do you have on? -What?"
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"-What are you wearing? -Just, like, normal clothes."
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"The handbook says blend in on the hunt. Be inconspicuous."
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"You have on a suit. How's that inconspicuous?"
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"You have on a suit. We're in the Valley. In the summertime."
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"-It's a summery suit. -A summery suit?"
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"-Juniper green. Yes. -What is juniper green?"
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"A hue of green I found to be complementary against my skin tone."
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"Whatever it is, don't wear it again."
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"Look, I'll put myself together, and we'll take off, all right?"
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"-Do you have somewhere I can hang this? -Yep."
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"Not there."
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"[loud clang]"
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"I'll just… hold on to it."
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"[sighs]"
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"This ain't gonna last."
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"Got enough weapons and ammo in here to take down El Jefe, huh?"
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"[chuckles] What you know about El Jefe?"
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"Oh, come on. Legendary 700-year-old European vampire."
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"Some say he's at the top of the LA drug trade,"
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"just waiting for his moment to reemerge."
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"Fangs so sharp, with just one, you could buy a mansion in Bel Air."
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"Hmm."
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"You sound like Big John."
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"Whole lot of gibberish. You know that's a crock of shit, right?"
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"I didn't take you for an arts and crafts guy."
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"-What are these all about? -Wanna keep your hands off my shit?"
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"It's my trophy case."
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"For each one that I kill, I, uh…"
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"They're already dead, but you get my drift."
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"'Cause they're allergic to wood. Smart."
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"They're allergic to wood, but not just any wood. It's mpingo wood."
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"The strongest African hardwood. Not that Ikea shit."
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"We mix it with the garlic. The wooden bullets pierce the heart."
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"-The silver-- -Silver to the throat. Right."
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"Yeah. Cuts the head off… usually."
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"Usually. Right, you are referring to Uber Vamps,"
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"who have come back from decapitation."
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"[Bud] Not if you blast the heart with wood before you cut their throats with silver."
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"Mm-hmm. You also forgot to mention that you can kill them by burning them."
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"I didn't forget anything. That's how I get my money."
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"Why would I burn the fangs? I don't do that."
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"Listen, Guacamole Suit,"
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"right there on the shelf, grab that for me."
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"Get that, we'll take off."
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"And remember, whatever you do, don't…"
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"drop my shit."
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"So, uh, where we going?"
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"I'm going hunting. I don't know about you."
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"♪ All my life, been grindin' all my life ♪"
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"♪ Sacrificed, hustle paid the price ♪"
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"♪ Want a slice? Got to roll the dice ♪"
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"♪ That's why, all my life I been grindin' all my life… ♪"
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"Why you wearing the seat belt like that?"
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"Um, yeah,"
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"I mean, usually the seat belts aren't like this complicated and heavy. But--"
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"It's not complicated. It's just a seat belt. It protects you."
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"Sure."
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"Sure. It's still protecting me though. If anything happened, it's just--"
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"[brakes screech]"
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"See? It still catches me."
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"I see."
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"It's gonna be a long day."
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"♪ Sacrificed, hustle paid the price ♪"
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"♪ Want a slice? Got to roll the dice ♪"
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"♪ That's why, all my life I been grindin' all my life ♪"
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"[dogs barking]"
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"So, are you gonna tell me what we're doing at an animal shelter?"
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"I'm gonna tell you shit."
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"What you know about Juvies?"
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"Juvies or Juveniles, AKA Zombie Vamps,"
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"formed when an already young vamp turns somebody else."
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"Instead of the strength of a full vamp,"
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"they lack regenerative abilities and appear more dead than alive."
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"They can't process human blood yet, so what do they do?"
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"-I'm aware. -They feed off of small animals, rodents."
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"So you've read the book?"
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"I don't have to read it. I'm out here."
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"What do you know about different species of vampires?"
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"I know there are five types."
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"Southern, Eastern, Spider, Uber, and Juvenile."
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"They are largely solitary, but when together, there is a hierarchy."
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"They organize by age. What else?"
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"The sunlight is the only thing they're scared of."
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"They can't reproduce, but they can turn people."
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"Should I continue?"
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"-What about familiars? -You think this guy's one of them?"
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"I don't know. You tell me."
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"-Hmm? -I think he fits the profile."
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"-You think so? -Absolutely."
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"More powerful vamps have more powerful familiars."
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"And when it comes to Juvies, a little kid like this,"
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"he's probably grabbing those cats for 'em, try to get 'em turned."
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"[cats meowing]"
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"-Oh man. -What?"
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"No, I'm just a big cat lover. I got two of them myself."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Well, that explains it."
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"-Want to see a picture? -No, I don't."
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"Maybe later."
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"[vehicle starts]"
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"All right. Here we go."
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"[funky music playing]"
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"[Bud] There's his car."
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"Canoga Bowl. Closed for 18 months."
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"It's perfect."
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"-Can I offer some advice? -No."
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"I mean, economically speaking, why go after Juvies?"
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"Why not let them ripen, come back when their teeth are valuable?"
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"I could come back in September, but right now, I'm out of time."
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"And beggars can't be choosers."
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"Plus, you don't want these things biting people, do you?"
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"Wait. Why don't you have time?"
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"-Why you ask me so many questions? -I'm just--"
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"Just stay in the truck and do your business."
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"Stay in the truck? No, I have to be with you at all times in the field."
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"-Union rules. -Other than keeping you alive,"
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"I don't give a shit about rules."
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