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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Kelso's Career (S04E04)

"Manly donations?"
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"No way! They'll pay you for that?"
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"Well, I'll do that. I'm good at that."
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""Do you have any serious medical conditions?""
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"Puked... after..."
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"Crunch Berry eating contest."
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"- You know what? I'll just finish that for you. - Thank you."
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"Now, Mr. Chang..."
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"you'll be in room two."
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"Some of our clients prefer a magazine. Would you like one?"
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"Nah. Farrah was on Carson last night. I should be good to go."
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"Okay, so I was in the kitchen and Red came in, and I was gonna tell him I loved him."
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"But, uh, then he said if my hair got any longer..."
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"he was gonna buy me a pair of boobs, so..."
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"Yeah, you're in a tough spot."
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"But just know I'm here for you, 'cause... I love you."
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"You know what would make Forman feel better? A piece of that candy."
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"No, no, no. There's only nine left. I will guard them with my life."
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"Hyde! Eric!"
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"Fez!"
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"Easiest money I ever made."
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"They paid me 50 bucks for my underpants navy."
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"You mean your corduroy commandos?"
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"Yeah, your team from the inseam?"
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"Your Battle-pants Galactica?"
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"- Battle-pants Galactica. Nice one. Wow. - It just came to me. Thank you."
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"Man, this job is the greatest."
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"It combines all my interests, hobbies and skills..."
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"into one moneymaking endeavor."
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"I'm gonna get Jackie a sweet gift. Popcorn?"
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"- Dude! - Oh, forget it!"
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"All right, Kelso. Where the hell is your moron brother?"
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"He was supposed to meet me at The Hub, and he totally blew me off."
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"Whoa. A Kelso blew you off?"
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"Oh, my God. What a shock."
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"Oh, hey, Colonel Mustard called. He said get a clue."
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"What is wrong with you Kelsos?"
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"Did all of you get dropped on your heads?"
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"You know, if you're mad at Casey, why don't you go yell at him?"
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"I'm too tired from working all day to argue."
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"Oh, to be a working stiff."
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"Did anything special happen yesterday?"
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"Special? Well, let's see."
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"The dentist called with a cancellation, so I went in..."
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"The next thing I know, I'm hopped up on drugs..."
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"and he's taking a jackhammer to my jaw."
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"I spent the rest of the day in a fog."
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"Oh, no."
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"Oh, my God. You don't remember what you said to Eric?"
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"Kitty, I don't even remember how I got home."
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"All right, Dad."
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"Look, I tried to figure out the right words..."
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"and then I realized I just gotta say it, so..."
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"- Wait, Eric... - Mom, please."
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"Dad, I..."
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"Stop!"
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"Love you."
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"Go to your room."
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"Rhonda is going to be so disappointed."
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"All that remains is one lonely candy."
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"Look!"
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"It's a Valentine's Day miracle!"
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"Oh, candy..."
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"you've got me under your spell!"
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"Jackie, I couldn't wait till Valentine's Day."
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"So... here."
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"Oh, my God, Michael! These earrings are gorgeous!"
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"Big day at the office?"
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"Yeah, I worked a double shift."
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"Wai-Wait. You got a job?"
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"Michael, I am so proud of you."
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"Well, now, if it wasn't for you pushing me..."
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"I would've never realized how good it feels..."
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"to roll up my sleeves, get a little sweaty and earn some cash."
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"Oh, this is so exciting!"
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"I can't wait to come visit you at work."
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"That'll speed things up."
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"What's he talking about?"
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"Oh."
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"I've been selling my love nectar."
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"What?"
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"Michael, you can't do that. You're hot."
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"Women are gonna want to take your little Kelsos home."
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"My God, she's right."
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"Think about it... a world full of Kelsos."
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"Libraries will fall into disrepair."
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"There'll be feathered hair as far as the eye can see."
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"We'll have to put padding on every sharp corner!"
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"Hey, those sharp corners can be hazardous, man."
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"I mean, come on. It's 1978! Things should be round by now!"
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"Hey, Pinciotti."
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"What the hell happened to you? I was waiting at The Hub?"
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"Oh, man."
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"See, the thing is, when I went to go pick up the steering-wheel cover..."
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"the Trans Am was running kind of rough, so I thought I'd rebuild the carburetor."
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"But I was waiting at The Hub."
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"Well, you want a smooth ride, don't you?"
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"I just think that if you say you're gonna be someplace..."
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"that you should be there."
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"Aw, man, I guess I flaked."
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"I've just got this thing where a lot of times I don't show up."
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"I don't know what to do about it."
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"How about showing up?"
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"I guess I could give that a shot."
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"So this will never happen again?"
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"No, I'm pretty sure it'll happen again."
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"Fair enough."
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"I can't believe this. When I got here, I was so mad at you..."
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"and I already totally forgave you."
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"Yeah. Everybody does."
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"I'm sorry, miss, but I can't give it to you."
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"The donor himself is the only one who has legal rights over the specimen."
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"Fine!"
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"Michael, you get them!"
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"You're the only one who has rights over your "special men.""
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"Jackie, what do you care what I do with my special men?"
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"Specimen. I said, specimen."
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"I care because if there are gonna be any little Kelso babies..."
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"well, I want them to be ours."
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"Well, yeah."
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