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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Stop! Pajama Time (S02E02)

"We're gonna go tell the people that are fired"
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"that they're fired."
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"- Donald Trump these fools. You're terminated!"
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"- Once they hear that news, everybody will relax,"
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"they'll go back to work, we'll be good to glow."
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"- People are gonna hate me if I fire them."
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"- It's not that hard."
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"I mean, give me the list,"
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"and I'll Schindler those fools right now."
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"- Nah, I don't think you want to say that, actually."
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"- That's so inappropriate."
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"- I never saw the movie."
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"- It's a tearjerker."
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"Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson."
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"They have a whole list"
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"that they need to Schindler before they die."
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"- That's Bucket List."
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"- Okay, guys, Corporate"
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"hasn't even sent me the names yet."
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"And besides that, I've been fired"
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"from a lot of jobs before..."
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"- All right. You know what?"
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"This is why I should've been left in charge"
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"'cause all the stuff out there wouldn't be happening right now,"
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"'cause I'm a born leader, all right?"
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"I'd be out there commanding people,"
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"they'd be listening to me,"
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"and they'd be doing everything I want them to do."
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"- What's the problem with your face?"
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"- It's the onesie. It's giving me hives."
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"It's like a synthetic wool or something."
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"- Jillian, I think this is gonna be good for you."
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"Yeah, we might have a major breakthrough."
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"Damn! You are just, like, really sweating."
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"You're armpits are unreal."
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"- Are they-they got worse? They might be."
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"- How about we get her some fresh air?"
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"- All right, we just got to figure out"
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"how to get past these psychos."
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"- All right, let's go. Let's go."
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"- [grunting]"
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"- Oh, y'all in here fucking that thing."
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"Get back! Let's just go."
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"- Don't wanna have sex you."
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"- Yes, you do 'ause you nasty."
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"- Okay, sweetie, I want you to just smile."
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"All right, be calm, and just say it."
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"- [whispers] Be a cold-blooded robot, Jillian."
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"No fear."
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"- I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're f..."
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"- Say it!"
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"- I can't. Her face is too sad."
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"- She's too- it's a Real Doll."
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"- It's Blake's friend."
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"- Do you realize that the United States"
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"is on life support right now?"
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"- Watch your mouth, bro."
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"- My dad says that international economic competition"
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"is heating up because the United States"
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"is getting too fat and too lazy."
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"My dad says we think we deserve jobs."
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"My dad says we don't."
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"- Does your dad ever fire people?"
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"- My dad has fired over 200 people"
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"this fiscal year alone."
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"You want to know why?"
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"Because he's trying to save this country."
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"- Are you crying right now? - No, I'm not crying."
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"- Are you all right? - It's the onesie."
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"It's burning my eyes. Stop!"
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"- Wanna hug?"
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"- I'm going to flush my eyes out."
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"- Deal with this."
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"- Okay. I got an idea."
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"What if we do, like, a little scrimmage?"
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"Adam, you be the firee..."
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"- That doesn't make much sense, kinda the top gun."
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"- And I will be the firer, okay."
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"And no matter what this guy says or throws my way, you know,"
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"I'll just power through, and I'll fire the guy, okay?"
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"It's real easy. Are you ready?"
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"- I'm ready. - Okay, let's get to it."
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"Adam, I'm sorry to say this, but we got to let you go, bud."
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"- [as Al Pacino] You're firing me?"
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"I work here for 60 years building this company"
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"from the ground up, and you firing me?"
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"- Sorry, dude."
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"- I ain't going out like no bitch,"
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"ya bitch."
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"- Anders, you heard anything?"
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"I can't lose my job. You understand?"
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"I ain't going back to substitute teaching."
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"- Montez, my eyes are burning right now."
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"Come on."
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"- Them kids got no shame, no decency."
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"Thanks for this apron, man."
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"- You got a.44 magnum pointed at your head."
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"What the fuck are you doing?"
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"You fire me, I'll kill you and everybody in here."
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"- Oh, do what he says, Blake."
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"- You really think I'm that stupid?"
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"- What are you talking about?"
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"- [spits]"
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"Check the gun, hotshot."
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"- Very clever."
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"Very clever."
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"You take the bullets out of my gun."
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"- Yeah."
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"- But let's see if you can take the bullets"
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"out of this..."
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"butterfly knife."
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"- Jillian, go ahead and give this guy a cigarette,"
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"'cause I'm about to light him up."
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"- What are those, sunglasses?"
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"- Yeah, sunglasses. - Cool."
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"- For my flamethrower."
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"- No, no."
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"- You're fired. - No!"
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"- You're so fired."
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"- [screaming]"
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