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Clips from Jane the Virgin (2014) - Chapter Eighty-Five (S05E05)

Look, I-I just can't break the law.

"Look, I-I just can't break the law."

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Oh...However...

"Oh...However..."

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if I were to, say, turn away to tie my shoe,

"if I were to, say, turn away to tie my shoe,"

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and something just disappeared

"and something just disappeared"

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out of my bag,

"out of my bag,"

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I guess there's nothing really I could do about it.

"I guess there's nothing really I could do about it."

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Uh, how's the other shoe doing?

"Uh, how's the other shoe doing?"

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Oh, look at that. It came undone, too.

"Oh, look at that. It came undone, too."

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Steve.

"Steve."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, it's so hard to get work done

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, it's so hard to get work done"

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when you're lovesick...

"when you're lovesick..."

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...and wasted.

"...and wasted."

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Hello?RAFAEL: Hey, it's me.

"Hello?RAFAEL: Hey, it's me."

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Oh. What do you want?

"Oh. What do you want?"

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To confirm that I'm picking up the girls

"To confirm that I'm picking up the girls"

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from karate tomorrow. What's with you?

"from karate tomorrow. What's with you?"

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I was hoping it was someone else.

"I was hoping it was someone else."

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NARRATOR: He's been getting a lot of that lately.

"NARRATOR: He's been getting a lot of that lately."

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PETRA: What's this number, anyway?

"PETRA: What's this number, anyway?"

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I don't recognize it.It's my work number.

"I don't recognize it.It's my work number."

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Maybe you could save it so that the next time I call,

"Maybe you could save it so that the next time I call,"

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you're not so disappointed I'm not someone else.

"you're not so disappointed I'm not someone else."

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You're not the only one having a rough week, you know.

"You're not the only one having a rough week, you know."

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Oh, right. Sorry.

"Oh, right. Sorry."

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But also, you're welcome because your problem is solved.

"But also, you're welcome because your problem is solved."

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What do you mean?Jane and I talked,

"What do you mean?Jane and I talked,"

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and after, she mailed those divorce papers.

"and after, she mailed those divorce papers."

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Really?LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oof.

"Really?LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oof."

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Yes, really.

"Yes, really."

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Wow. Th-Thank you, Petra.

"Wow. Th-Thank you, Petra."

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No problem. I got to go.

"No problem. I got to go."

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Jane, where are you? J.R. texted me back.

"Jane, where are you? J.R. texted me back."

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She said she'll see me tonight at 6:00.

"She said she'll see me tonight at 6:00."

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I need to make the play of a lifetime.

"I need to make the play of a lifetime."

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What are you looking at, Parrot?

"What are you looking at, Parrot?"

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I don't pay you to loiter. Go squawk at the children.

"I don't pay you to loiter. Go squawk at the children."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I told you letting her

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I told you letting her"

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stay around was a bad idea.

"stay around was a bad idea."

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Move it, Lady Bird. Coming through.

"Move it, Lady Bird. Coming through."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Since we've been talking

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Since we've been talking"

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about worst nightmares, I just need to stop here

"about worst nightmares, I just need to stop here"

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for a moment to show you Pammy's.

"for a moment to show you Pammy's."

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Trust me, it's worth it.

"Trust me, it's worth it."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay. Back to our story.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay. Back to our story."

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What's going on? Don't we have to leave to Grandparents' Day?

"What's going on? Don't we have to leave to Grandparents' Day?"

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Mateo's getting dressed, so I just thought

"Mateo's getting dressed, so I just thought"

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we'd have a little toast first.

"we'd have a little toast first."

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Does this mean you sold the house?

"Does this mean you sold the house?"

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Not yet, but I talked to Petra,

"Not yet, but I talked to Petra,"

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and I am so happy that you sent in the divorce papers.

"and I am so happy that you sent in the divorce papers."

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Just wanted to celebrate.

"Just wanted to celebrate."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know. It's painful for me, too,

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know. It's painful for me, too,"

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but I vowed to tell things mostly exactly as they are.

"but I vowed to tell things mostly exactly as they are."

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What's wrong?I did mail the papers,

"What's wrong?I did mail the papers,"

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but I was drunk when I did it,

"but I was drunk when I did it,"

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and I didn't want to make a life-altering decision

"and I didn't want to make a life-altering decision"

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like that, so I got them back.

"like that, so I got them back."

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I'm ready for Grandparents' Day!

"I'm ready for Grandparents' Day!"

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Oh, you look so handsome, buddy.

"Oh, you look so handsome, buddy."

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You should go get dressed.

"You should go get dressed."

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Jane. Me again. I'm going over to J.R.'s.

"Jane. Me again. I'm going over to J.R.'s."

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Look, if you think of an inspiring, romantic,

"Look, if you think of an inspiring, romantic,"

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"winning my ex-girlfriend back" speech in the next 15 minutes,

""winning my ex-girlfriend back" speech in the next 15 minutes,"

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call me.

"call me."

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Also, I could use a second opinion on my accessories.

"Also, I could use a second opinion on my accessories."

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I was torn between bangles and a statement necklace.

"I was torn between bangles and a statement necklace."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, that accessory definitely clashes.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, that accessory definitely clashes."

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What the hell are you doing?

"What the hell are you doing?"

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You have important date with lady love.

"You have important date with lady love."

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Give me 50 grand and I give you the key.

"Give me 50 grand and I give you the key."

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I'd rather cut my own arm off.

"I'd rather cut my own arm off."

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Then cancel hot date.

"Then cancel hot date."

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We have nice family dinner instead.

"We have nice family dinner instead."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Happy Grandparents' Day.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Happy Grandparents' Day."

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Are you okay?

"Are you okay?"

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Did she kill Magda?

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Did she kill Magda?"

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Or chop off her arm?

"Or chop off her arm?"

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Sorry, just had a little trouble getting here because...

"Sorry, just had a little trouble getting here because..."

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Well...

"Well..."

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Look, I've got baggage...

"Look, I've got baggage..."

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Mother, stop it!I cannot control gas.

"Mother, stop it!I cannot control gas."

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Look, this is not how this was supposed to go.

"Look, this is not how this was supposed to go."

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I came here to say that I meant every word I wrote in that text,

"I came here to say that I meant every word I wrote in that text,"

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and I swear to you, here and now,

"and I swear to you, here and now,"

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that I will never lie to you again.

"that I will never lie to you again."

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I find that hard to believe.

"I find that hard to believe."

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Mother, stay out of this!Have you told Miss J.R.

"Mother, stay out of this!Have you told Miss J.R."

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how you faked disability?

"how you faked disability?"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Yes, I did pretend to be blind

"Yes, I did pretend to be blind"

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to make more money busking in Prague.

"to make more money busking in Prague."

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She also cheated on husband.

"She also cheated on husband."

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It's true, I was unfaithful to Rafael.

"It's true, I was unfaithful to Rafael."

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While he had cancer.

"While he had cancer."

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Not my finest hour.

"Not my finest hour."

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Petra is a brunette.

"Petra is a brunette."

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That I know.

"That I know."

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J.R., I mean it,

"J.R., I mean it,"

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I will never lie to you again, ever.

"I will never lie to you again, ever."

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I love you.

"I love you."

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And I used to think

"And I used to think"

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now I know it's living without you.

"now I know it's living without you."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw."

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And Jane didn't even have to write that for her.

"And Jane didn't even have to write that for her."

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I've missed you every day since we broke up.

"I've missed you every day since we broke up."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And from one awkward trio

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And from one awkward trio"

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to another.

"to another."

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Hey, Rafael...

"Hey, Rafael..."

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I'm sorry. I-I just...

"I'm sorry. I-I just..."

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Now really isn't the time, Jane.

"Now really isn't the time, Jane."

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Wow, Mom!

"Wow, Mom!"

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Like the new wig?

"Like the new wig?"

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Ooh...

"Ooh..."

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You look beautiful, Xo.

"You look beautiful, Xo."

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You should see your grandma.

"You should see your grandma."

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So much for keeping

"So much for keeping"

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her feelings in check.

"her feelings in check."

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ROGELIO: My glam team did her up.

"ROGELIO: My glam team did her up."

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Jorge's not gonna know what hit him. Oh...

"Jorge's not gonna know what hit him. Oh..."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: True, for the record.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: True, for the record."

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