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Clips from Maggie (2022) - The Fortune You Seek is in Another Cookie (S01E01)

"The last time I stood at a podium, I introduced myself as Allison."
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"- Hey, that was the biggest laugh at my dad's funeral."
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"- It's going to be a disaster."
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"I'm already sweating through my bra."
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"- Look, it's going to be fine. Okay?"
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"Your hair videos get a ton of views."
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"Didn't Doja Cat stitch one of your fishtail tutorials on Hairtok?"
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"- Huh. You do listen."
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"But that was prerecorded."
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"I wish I could film myself ahead of time."
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"- You can if you want."
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"Stay with me on this."
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"Why don't you read one of Shakespeare's sonnets"
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"but, like, in a hip-hop way?"
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"- Wow. You really are a high school teacher."
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"- Okay."
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"Less problematic,"
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"you can interview Amy and Dave's friends,"
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"like in When Harry Met Sally."
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"Having those couples talk about love."
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"- I don't really get that movie."
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"It shouldn't take ten years to know you like someone."
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"- Well, well, well,"
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"not everyone can meet their person"
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"under a giant rainbow parachute in gym class."
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"Oh."
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"- Yeah. Yeah, maybe that works."
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"You know, I can ask everyone else"
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"the questions I'm having trouble answering myself."
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"- How do you know if someone is the one?"
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"Having trouble answering this? Should I be worried?"
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"- Come on, we don't count. We've been together forever."
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"- Hmm."
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"- You know, like in a hot way."
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"- Yeah. Babe, keep talking dismissive to me. I like that."
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"[crunching]"
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"♪"
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"- Hi. - Hey there, Miss Sexy Notebook Lady."
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"- I think we need to go through our vows together."
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"- Before the wedding? - Uh-huh."
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"- Isn't that bad luck? Like breaking a mirror or watching an evil videotape?"
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"- Well, I just think that we need to be prepared."
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"You and I have a tendency to be very emotional,"
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"and I don't want to ugly cry at our wedding."
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"- Yeah, good idea, babe."
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"Alright. Okay. - Okay."
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"- Alright, hey, let's hear it."
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"[clears throat]"
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"- Dave..."
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"before we met, I was lost."
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"[sobs]"
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"- God, you're going to hit me with that right out of the gate?"
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"Who is that? Maya Angelou?"
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"- I know. This is never going to work."
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"I spent $1,200 on a makeup artist."
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"- Oh, you went with the cheaper option."
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"I appreciate that, babe."
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"- I know we had a plan to be romantic with our vows,"
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"but I think that we just need to write"
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"the driest version of our vows possible"
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"so we can just blow through them."
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"- For you, I can do that. Yeah."
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"As long as I have you by my side, I can do anything."
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"I can be anything-- - Oh my god, stop."
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"- How many candles and crystals do you need?"
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"- As many as it takes to get my visions back."
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"- I'm not really sure how a yoni egg is supposed to help."
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"- Look, Lou, I have a very targeted approach."
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"And that approach is to try absolutely everything."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Except maybe ayahuasca."
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"- Well, honestly, if you're looking for visions,"
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"ayahuasca is probably your best bet."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"- Add event to my calendar. Do ayahuasca."
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"- Okay, Maggie, I'm starting to get a little worried about you."
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"You're acting desperate, okay,"
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"and people take advantage of desperation."
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"That's why you never shop at a store with a hot salesperson."
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"- Okay, Lou, I don't think I'm in danger of being manipulated."
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"Okay?"
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"Smoothies for complete spiritual rebirth."
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"Only $18."
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"- It's a waste of money, girl."
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"Oh, that pet store has crème brulée for dogs!"
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"[gasps] Let's get one, Thelma."
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"WOMAN: Did you want to add a scoop"
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"of yellowjacket pollen or deep-sea fungus?"
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"DANIEL: Which is better for getting in shape"
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"without having to move your body?"
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"- Neither. DANIEL: Okay."
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"WOMAN: Well, that will be $40."
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"Top swipe right here."
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"I will be right with you."
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"Be right up."
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"- Maggie?"
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"MAGGIE: Daniel. - Hi."
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"- Hi. DANIEL: Wow."
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"This is a surprise."
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"- You have no idea."
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"[both chuckle]"
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"[Maggie chuckles]"
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"- Well, I never thought I would see you in a place like this."
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"- Yeah. Yeah."
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"Well, um, these days, I'm, uh,"
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"I'm trying to glow from the inside out."
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"- Large chocolate maca reishi, no maca, no reishi, extra chocolate?"
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"- That yours? - Uh, no."
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"- For Daniel?"
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"- Yes."
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"Yes. Thank you."
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"Ha, ha!"
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"It's really good to see you."
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"- Good to see you, too."
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"- I hope it's okay for me to say this,"
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"it's probably not, but I'm going to say it anyway."
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"I picked up my phone a million times to call you."
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"I just... I just, I just didn't think that you'd answer it."
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"- Probably wouldn't have."
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"- Yeah."
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"- Uh, but I think I might be in a different place now."
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