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Clips from The Flintstones

"- Who said that? - It was I, your dictabird."
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"- Dicta-what? - Dictabird. Read my beak."
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"(SQUAWK) "Cliff, let's play golf."
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""We can prioritize, conceptualize and, uh, tenderize.""
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"Wow. Wow!"
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"Mr. Flintstone, I'd like to warn you that management positions"
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"are fraught with peril."
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"Whenever you find yourself in a befuddled state,"
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"I urge you to avail yourself"
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"of my experience and sage advice."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Listen, birdie, let's get the pecking order straight here."
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"Hmm."
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"I don't need any help from you. I'm Vice President of..."
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"Of, uh..."
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"Industrial procurement."
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"How about that? Excuse me."
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"Hey, guys!"
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"Guess what I am!"
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"Vice President of Industrial Procurement!"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"Oy! Whew."
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"Yeah."
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"There. I'm all done with the requisition forms."
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"What do you think?"
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"VANDERCAVE: It's perfect."
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"Looks just like the real one."
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"Mr. Flintstone, you are about to embezzle a great deal of money."
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"Unfortunately, for you, we get to keep it."
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"We can have Flintstone sign these right away."
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"Not just yet."
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"Creatures like this Flintstone are primitive,"
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"prone to irrational bouts of integrity."
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"We've got to make absolutely certain he'll do whatever we say."
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"Fred is the greatest bowler on Earth."
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"- "Fred is the greatest bowler on Earth." - (GIGGLING)"
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"Now you talk, and see how much I can remember."
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"(GROANS)"
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"Workin' hard?"
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"Okay, Fred, are you ready for your first executive action?"
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"Ready and willing. Whatever you need, consider it done!"
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"Good! I want you to fire Bernard Rubble."
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"Done... What? Fire Barney? Why?"
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"Well, for starters, he scored the lowest on the management aptitude test."
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"He's an imbecile. The company can't afford to have dead weight like him on the payroll!"
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"But, Mr. Vandercave, he's got a new kid, a mortgage."
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"I'm his best friend. I can't."
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"Fred..."
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"If you don't fire him,"
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"I will."
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"And then I'll fire you."
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"Come on, Fred, usually you're yakkin' my ear off,"
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"but today you haven't said two words."
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"Something exciting must have happened up there."
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"- You don't want to know, Barn, believe me. - Sure I do, Fred."
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"You're the first one of us to make it out of that quarry."
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"Look at me. (CHUCKLES)"
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"I'll probably be working there the rest of my life."
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"No, you won't, Barn."
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"- Take my word for it. - (BARNEY CHUCKLES)"
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"Come take a look... It's a dish in the shower, you keep the soap in it."
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"Barney, there's something we gotta talk about."
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"Yeah, yeah. Later, Fred."
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"ALL: Surprise!"
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"- (ALL CHEERING) - Way to go, Fred!"
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"- Wilma, you shouldn't have. - Hmm?"
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"I didn't. This was all Barney and Betty's idea."
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"Aren't we lucky to have friends like them, Fred?"
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"(GASPS) Ohh!"
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"There he is!"
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"There's my big, handsome son-in-law! (LAUGHING)"
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"Have you lost weight?"
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"- Have we met? - (LAUGHS)"
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"Can I have everybody's attention, please?"
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"I've got something I'd like to say."
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"- I hope it's not another poem. - (ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Fred... Betty, Bamm-Bamm and I could not be happier,"
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"- even if it was me that got that job. - ALL: Aww!"
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"So we got a little something to show how proud of you we are."
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"- Congratulations, big guy! - (GUESTS MURMURING)"
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"Barney, I can't accept this."
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"- Sure, you can. - No, I can't. Take it back."
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"- We can't. We had your initials branded on it. - It's yours, Fred."
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"- No, it's not! - Fred, what's wrong with you?"
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"It's a lovely gift."
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"- He's thrilled to receive it. Aren't you, Fred? - No!"
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"- Don't you like the color? - It's not the briefcase, it's not the color."
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"- I just can't take anything from you. - But, Fred..."
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"Take a hike, shorty."
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"My Freddie doesn't want that tacky thing."
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"- How come, Fred? - Because you can't afford it, Barn."
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"- (CHUCKLES) - Ohh."
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"Sure I can, pal."
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"Not anymore."
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"- You're fired. - (RECORD SCRATCHES) Fired?"
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"- (GUESTS GASPING) - (INDISTINCT TALKING)"
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"Well! (CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)"
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"Let's not let a little thing like this spoil the party!"
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"Conga line!"
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"- (MUSIC PLAYS) - Conga! Conga!"
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"(DINO BARKING IN CONGA RHYTHM)"
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"Don't worry about me, Fred."
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"I've been working in that quarry since it was eight feet deep."
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"Atta boy!"
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"There could be a whole new world opening up for me."
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"Maybe I'll take in that franchise show this weekend."
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"That's the spirit."
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"There's just one thing I gotta know."
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"After all these years, how come they're canning me?"
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"Barn,"
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"you're a wonderful father,"
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"a loving husband,"
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"a hard worker,"
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"- and one heck of a little bowler. - (SNICKERS)"
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"But, Barn, none of that counts on an aptitude test."
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"You got the lowest score, pal."
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"The lowest score?"
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"(CHILDREN CHATTERING)"
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"Wilma, that is beautiful!"
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