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Clips from Get Shorty

TV Movies 1995 ★ 8.6/10 (34 ratings) 1,385 clips
Comedy

Credits

It's fucking cold outside.
"It's fucking cold outside."
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The guy on the radio said it's gonna get down to 34.
"The guy on the radio said it's gonna get down to 34."
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34, that's freezing, for Chrissakes.
"34, that's freezing, for Chrissakes."
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Yo, Chili. Are you spacing?
"Yo, Chili. Are you spacing?"
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They're closing down the Granville, that theatre on Biscayne.
"They're closing down the Granville, that theatre on Biscayne."
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The guy owes Momo a couple of Gs.
"The guy owes Momo a couple of Gs."
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I know. I think Momo should buy it. I could run it for him.
"I know. I think Momo should buy it. I could run it for him."
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Why would Momo want some old theatre that shows movies no-one watches?
"Why would Momo want some old theatre that shows movies no-one watches?"
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I'd say turn it into some kind of porno house.
"I'd say turn it into some kind of porno house."
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- I'm going to go talk to Chili. - Besides, you've got a job.
"- I'm going to go talk to Chili. - Besides, you've got a job."
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Yeah. Yeah.
"Yeah. Yeah."
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- Ray! How you doing? - Good. You?
"- Ray! How you doing? - Good. You?"
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OK. Can you believe this weather?
"OK. Can you believe this weather?"
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It's Miami Beach, for Chrissakes.
"It's Miami Beach, for Chrissakes."
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Chili Palmer.
"Chili Palmer."
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It's chilly outside and it's Chili inside. It's a fucking Chili-fest.
"It's chilly outside and it's Chili inside. It's a fucking Chili-fest."
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How you doing, Ray?
"How you doing, Ray?"
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Obviously much better than you, Chili.
"Obviously much better than you, Chili."
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- That was a good one! - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
"- That was a good one! - Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
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Hey, when you're done staring out the window,
"Hey, when you're done staring out the window,"
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I'll meet you back at the office.
"I'll meet you back at the office."
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Hey! Where's my coat?
"Hey! Where's my coat?"
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It's not one of these?
"It's not one of these?"
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Do you see a black leather jacket like Pacino's in Serpico?
"Do you see a black leather jacket like Pacino's in Serpico?"
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If you don't, you owe me $379.
"If you don't, you owe me $379."
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- But the sign... - I didn't come to Florida to freeze!
"- But the sign... - I didn't come to Florida to freeze!"
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You either find my coat or give me the $379 my ex-wife paid for it.
"You either find my coat or give me the $379 my ex-wife paid for it."
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Wait, Ray Bones took my coat?
"Wait, Ray Bones took my coat?"
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He borrow it. Somebody took his coat
"He borrow it. Somebody took his coat"
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so he tried this other coat and it fit good.
"so he tried this other coat and it fit good."
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That was my coat!
"That was my coat!"
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- He's not gonna keep it. - My car keys are in that coat.
"- He's not gonna keep it. - My car keys are in that coat."
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Mr. Barboni is a good customer. He works for Jimmy Cap.
"Mr. Barboni is a good customer. He works for Jimmy Cap."
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I know. Where's your phone?
"I know. Where's your phone?"
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This way.
"This way."
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Are you sure it was Ray Bones that took the coat?
"Are you sure it was Ray Bones that took the coat?"
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Yes.
"Yes."
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Tomorrow's gonna be warm, you don't need the coat.
"Tomorrow's gonna be warm, you don't need the coat."
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This is it.
"This is it."
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Chili, get the coat, just don't piss the guy off.
"Chili, get the coat, just don't piss the guy off."
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We'll straighten it all out with Momo, he'll be pissed off. We don't need that.
"We'll straighten it all out with Momo, he'll be pissed off. We don't need that."
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Don't worry. I'll say no more than I have to, if that.
"Don't worry. I'll say no more than I have to, if that."
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, just a minute.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, just a minute."
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What are you, fucking nuts?
"What are you, fucking nuts?"
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My nose! My nose!
"My nose! My nose!"
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Uh-oh.
"Uh-oh."
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Holy shit!
"Holy shit!"
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Somebody call nine, fucking one, one, one.
"Somebody call nine, fucking one, one, one."
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What do you want me to do, Ray? Go to war over a fucking coat?!
"What do you want me to do, Ray? Go to war over a fucking coat?!"
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You're lucky he didn't kill you, the coat was a Christmas present!
"You're lucky he didn't kill you, the coat was a Christmas present!"
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Jimmy, you gotta do something about him,
"Jimmy, you gotta do something about him,"
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he's got no fucking respect for us.
"he's got no fucking respect for us."
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He's got no respect for you!
"He's got no respect for you!"
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I don't gotta do shit! Chili Palmer don't work for me,
"I don't gotta do shit! Chili Palmer don't work for me,"
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he works for Momo in Brooklyn.
"he works for Momo in Brooklyn."
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As long as Momo's around, nothing happens to Chili. Understand?
"As long as Momo's around, nothing happens to Chili. Understand?"
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Over here.
"Over here."
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We're here, Momo.
"We're here, Momo."
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I hope you guys checked this place out good. I don't want no surprises.
"I hope you guys checked this place out good. I don't want no surprises."
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Yeah, I checked everything, Momo.
"Yeah, I checked everything, Momo."
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Yeah? Who is it?
"Yeah? Who is it?"
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It's Momo.
"It's Momo."
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Surprise!
"Surprise!"
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You're never gonna sleep again?
"You're never gonna sleep again?"
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No, I'm never going to bed, there's a difference.
"No, I'm never going to bed, there's a difference."
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It says most people die in bed. If I stay out of bed, I'm safe.
"It says most people die in bed. If I stay out of bed, I'm safe."
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That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. Where'll you sleep?
"That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. Where'll you sleep?"
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In my recliner, the tan one in the TV room.
"In my recliner, the tan one in the TV room."
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Or I'll go to the coffee shop, pull my hat down.
"Or I'll go to the coffee shop, pull my hat down."
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How many people you know died in a coffee shop?
"How many people you know died in a coffee shop?"
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You cut straight hair in here or just fags?
"You cut straight hair in here or just fags?"
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Hey, Bones, that's quite a scar on your head.
"Hey, Bones, that's quite a scar on your head."
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These guys can fit you for a rug, cover it up.
"These guys can fit you for a rug, cover it up."
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You two geezers, take your game to the park.
"You two geezers, take your game to the park."
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This man is the man, you understand what I'm saying, motherfucker?
"This man is the man, you understand what I'm saying, motherfucker?"
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You speak to Mr. Bones from now on.
"You speak to Mr. Bones from now on."
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You can do better than him.
"You can do better than him."
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Not these days, not unless you speak Spanish.
"Not these days, not unless you speak Spanish."
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Leo Devoe's six weeks over.
"Leo Devoe's six weeks over."
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- He's dead. - How do you know? Did he tell you?
"- He's dead. - How do you know? Did he tell you?"
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Yeah, he told me he was dead.
"Yeah, he told me he was dead."
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Personally?
"Personally?"
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Yeah, he told me he got killed in a jet crash last month.
"Yeah, he told me he got killed in a jet crash last month."
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Maybe he had flight insurance. Visit his wife.
"Maybe he had flight insurance. Visit his wife."
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You do it, it's your book now.
"You do it, it's your book now."
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He had a dry-cleaner's on the highway.
"He had a dry-cleaner's on the highway."
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Let me explain something.
"Let me explain something."
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Momo is dead, so all he had now belongs to Jimmy Cap, including you.
"Momo is dead, so all he had now belongs to Jimmy Cap, including you."
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This means when I speak, I speak for Jimmy,
"This means when I speak, I speak for Jimmy,"
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e.g. from now on you start showing me the proper respect.
"e.g. from now on you start showing me the proper respect."
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E.g. means "for example." You mean "i.e."
"E.g. means "for example." You mean "i.e.""
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Bullshit, it's short for ergo.
"Bullshit, it's short for ergo."
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Ask your man.
"Ask your man."
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I know e.g. means "for example."
"I know e.g. means "for example.""
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E.g., i.e., fuck you!
"E.g., i.e., fuck you!"
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The point is that when I say jump you say OK, OK?!
"The point is that when I say jump you say OK, OK?!"
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Yeah, Ray, OK.
"Yeah, Ray, OK."
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Now, you owe me the dry-cleaner's 15 Gs plus juice which is another...
"Now, you owe me the dry-cleaner's 15 Gs plus juice which is another..."
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2700.
"2700."
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Get it from his wife or out of your own pocket, I don't give a fuck,
"Get it from his wife or out of your own pocket, I don't give a fuck,"
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but never hand me a book with a miss.
"but never hand me a book with a miss."
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We'll see you, Ray.
"We'll see you, Ray."
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Go see the dry-cleaner's wife. You've got three days.
"Go see the dry-cleaner's wife. You've got three days."
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I told you not to piss him off...
"I told you not to piss him off..."
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Don't say another fucking word, OK?
"Don't say another fucking word, OK?"
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I hate the dry-cleaning business.
"I hate the dry-cleaning business."
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I hate being inside all day around all those machines.
"I hate being inside all day around all those machines."
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Must be hot.
"Must be hot."
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You have no idea how hot it is.
"You have no idea how hot it is."
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Do you know, Fay, I was wondering, did Leo have life insurance?
"Do you know, Fay, I was wondering, did Leo have life insurance?"
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- I don't know of any. - Hmm.
"- I don't know of any. - Hmm."
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I trust you, Chili.
"I trust you, Chili."
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I think you're a decent type of man even if you are a crook.
"I think you're a decent type of man even if you are a crook."
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Oh. Thank you.
"Oh. Thank you."
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I wish he really was dead.
"I wish he really was dead."
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He's a son of a bitch.
"He's a son of a bitch."
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That's him. Called himself Larry De Mille.
"That's him. Called himself Larry De Mille."
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Hit on every showgirl in town.
"Hit on every showgirl in town."
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Said he was the "Martinizing King of Miami". What a moron!
"Said he was the "Martinizing King of Miami". What a moron!"
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He's in LA. We put him on a plane after he spanked a cocktail girl.
"He's in LA. We put him on a plane after he spanked a cocktail girl."
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