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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - Carol (S03E03)

"Ooh, that's funny (BLEEP), man."
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"Man, hey, have a wonderful rest of your day, buddy."
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"(BREATHES DEEPLY)"
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"This is why I come to work every morning."
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"For this feeling right here."
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"I could sell a shit to a shit machine."
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"Coming, Carol?"
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"I'm gonna hit that break room real hard."
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"Ah, I just feel so guilty. I mean,"
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"here we are lounging around the pool,"
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"while Mike is having to solve the mystery all by himself, ugh."
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"If this wasn't my third Riesling you know what I would do?"
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"I would go straight to that office"
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"and I would... Well, I don't know what I would do."
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"But what I do know,"
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"is this Riesling is crisp, fruit forward"
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"and perfectly balanced."
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"And this, guys, this was 14.99."
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"This was under $20!"
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"I mean, you cannot tell me that you have to spend over $20"
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"for a decent Riesling, you don't."
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"I didn't. Am I monologuing?"
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"Because if I'm monologuing, tell me to stop. Come on."
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"Please, I'll stop. (GASPS)"
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"Ho-ho-ho, that is crazy!"
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"I mean, I was aiming for your face."
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"-Where the pod go? -You lift up that part."
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"Oh, this?"
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"-No, this part. -Ooh, it opens."
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"Now pick which pod you want, which flavor."
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"Oh, damn. Look at all these pods."
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"I'll go with hazelnut. It's a little bit of a treat."
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"But nothing crazy like, hot chocolate."
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"What fatass, he gets hot chocolate in the middle of the day?"
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"(BLEEP) it. You know what?"
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"This fatass is getting hot chocolate."
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"I deserve it. You hear me on that phone with Mitch?"
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"It was like stealing baby from a candy store."
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"I gotta get back to my desk."
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"I can't help but notice you guys staring that whole time."
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"You guys staring at Carol?"
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"She's something else, right?"
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"Sweet and pretty? That's a combination you don't find every day."
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"I bet somebody around here admires her secretly."
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"If you guys know anything, come to me at my desk."
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"I'm in Vanessa Telleria's old cubicle."
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"I don't like to gossip but she was fired for stealing."
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"Ow, ow! It's so full, so hot and full."
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"(BLOWING)"
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"The hot chocolate's not going to come out. Mmm-mmm-mmm."
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"Well, that's God telling me I should have got hazelnut."
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"I mean that's amazing."
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"Heavyweight champ of the world."
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"One of the most famous people on Earth"
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"and now just some poor slob trying to make it to the weekend."
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"(TOILET FLUSHES)"
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"Oh, my God. Did he hear me?"
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"What the (BLEEP) do I do?"
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"I can't have my cover blown. I've come too far."
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"I have to kill him. I have to kill this man."
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"(SIGHS) My God."
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"The weekend, it just can't come fast enough."
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"(CHUCKLES) How about, I can barely..."
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"B, E, A, R, ly."
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"-Contain my love for you. -(LAUGHING)"
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"Oh, my God, that's great."
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"-(LAUGHING) -Oh, my God, that's great."
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"-She's so stupid. -(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Hey, guys, you know what I can barely contain?"
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"My (BLEEP) fists in your faces."
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"(BOTH GROAN)"
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"Mike?"
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"(DOOR OPENS)"
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"You can put your stuff upstairs, I guess."
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"Since you live here now, forever."
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"(SNIFFING)"
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"Well, we got married."
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"-What? -What are you talking about?"
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"She was right. They were making fun of her."
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"I felt so bad. So I said I was the secret admirer."
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"And I said I loved her from afar."
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"And now I love her up-close."
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"And then I asked her to marry me."
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"And then we went to the courthouse and got married."
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"And then we stopped by her place"
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"and I got a bunch of her shit, and then we came here."
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"I still don't understand why you got married?"
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"I don't know, I panicked. I shouldn't be doing mysteries by myself."
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"(BLEEP) man! What the (BLEEP) are we going to do?"
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"(ALARM BLARING)"
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"Oh, thank goodness it was just a dream."
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"(GLADIS URINATING)"
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"(SNORING)"
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"Well, maybe I can grow to love her."
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"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Hey, this is Mark Starwars calling you back from"
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"the Data Information Technology Storage Solution."
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