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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Over the Hills and Far Away (S05E05)

"You know, I bet those sluts at U.W. will laugh at them."
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"Sluts!"
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"What, U.W. has sluts?"
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"Steven loves sluts!"
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"He's not gonna do anything. He's with you now."
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"I don't know if he is or not."
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"I mean, look. Last week, he called me his girlfriend."
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"And then this week, I couldn't even trick him into promising me..."
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"he wouldn't fool around with someone else."
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"And I was very passive-aggressive."
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"I believe that."
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"Donna, I promised to be faithful."
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"And all he said was, "Good to know.""
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""Good to know," Donna!"
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"You know, I am too depressed to go to orientation with you."
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"Steven crushed my spirit, and now there's only one place I can turn to."
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"Please, God, don't let it be me."
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"No. The cheerleading demonstration."
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"I mean, at first, when they yell, "We've got spirit, how 'bout you?""
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"Well, of course, I'll have to say no!"
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"But- But show me a human pyramid and a really sharp pom-pom waterfall..."
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"and I'll get it back."
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"(House P.A.: Rock)"
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"What the hell kind of college is this?"
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"Barefoot hippies playin' Frisbee..."
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"barefoot hippies singin' songs to trees-"
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"Look, they even have dirty cartoons on the wall."
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"Kelso, those are C.P.R. instructions."
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"(Chuckles) Wow, I've done C.P.R. a lot."
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"Hi. I'm Ted, resident adviser."
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"- Hi. - Why don't you folks have a look around..."
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"and I'll show the boys where they're gonna be staying."
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"I don't know about this place."
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"I'll say. It's the middle of November. I don't see any Thanksgiving decorations."
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"Visitors Weekend is great."
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"We always have a big dorm party, tons of beer, tons of chicks."
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"Hey, I just need one six-pack and two chicks, and I'm good."
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"Man, this place is great! It's too bad Donna couldn't make it."
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"Oh, my God, would you look at that?"
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"We just saw college butt!"
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"On a girl!"
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"- (Clamoring) - (Kelso) Oh, nice!"
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"That's it! You're staying with us at the motel."
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"Wait! Dad, wait."
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"Think of what a valuable experience this could be for me."
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"I mean, this is my first step into the real world."
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"(Sighs) I'm your little bird, Dad."
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"Give me wings to fly!"
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"Butch it up and get in the car."
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"Excuse me. This is your C.P.R. coach."
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"I'm gonna need to check your lung capacities! (Laughing)"
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"That means their boobs."
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"(Game Beeping, Chirping)"
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"There's got to be at least one all-male dormitory on this campus."
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"Ha! Here it is."
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"Right in between the chapel and the School of Interior Design."
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"(Clicks Tongue) Boys, um-"
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"um, I realize that, uh..."
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"I may have been a little irrational today."
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"- A little? - (Screams) Shut up!"
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"So, um, maybe now is a good time for me to..."
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"explain a few things to you about menopause."
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"And, um, lucky for you, I'm a nurse, so I can use the proper terms, like..."
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"- "epithelial lining" and "uterine wall." - (Eric Groans)"
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"I'm hooked."
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"Say these soaps are my ovaries."
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"Kill me now."
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"Can't hear ya, man. I'm on a beach in Florida."
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"Okay, um, about a month ago..."
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"- they stopped producing- - (Game Beeping)"
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"- they stopped- - (Beeping)"
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"- stopped producing- - (Chirping)"
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"That's it!"
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"(Crashing)"
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"What is wrong with you? Were you dropped on your head?"
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"Yes, I was!"
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"And up until now, everyone had the good grace not to mention it."
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"- Okay, boys. Time to leave. - Yes!"
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"Mrs. Forman? I'm sorry. I washed my face with your ovaries."
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"Get out."
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"So that's a great beard. I've never made out with a guy with a beard."
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"Well, this could be your lucky day."
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"- You want to go to my room? - Absolutely."
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"You know what? I-I can't."
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"Okay. But if you change your mind, a few of us girls will be in the shower."
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"I can go!"
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"My name is Fez!"
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"Don't pretend you don't see me!"
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"Man, what the hell did I just do?"
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"I just turned down a sure thing because ofJackie."
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"And you don't know what she's doin' at Marquette."
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"Or who."
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"Man, she said she wouldn't do anything."
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"Yeah, but I bet if she did, you'd cry because you love her."
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"If you don't shut up, you'll be the first person to touch his chin to his ass."
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"Have you been spying on me?"
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"I see U.W. has a pretty good C.P.R. program."
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"It's gonna be my major."
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"So, I told my girlfriend, "We can go to separate schools.""
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"- I mean, people do that all the time, right? - Yeah."
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"My boyfriend goes to school in New York, and we've been together for three years."
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"- And we're in love now more than ever. - Of course you are."
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"And I bet when you two get together, it's like a thunderstorm, right?"
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"Hey, pretty lady."
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"Hey, excuse me. Hello?"
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"- Didn't you just say you had a boyfriend? - Yeah. But he's not here."
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"Did you just see that? I told Donna we could go to different schools..."
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"and I was extremely wrong, and-"
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"Man, if she doesn't hate Marquette, we're screwed."
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"Who cares, man? I just turned down a half-drunk college girl."
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"I'm pretty sure she knew how to do stuff."
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"Eric? Is everything okay?"
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"Yeah. Everything's fine. I just wanted to see how you liked Marquette."
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"And, can I just say, if that snooty switchboard operator's attitude..."
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"is any indication of the Marquette experience, then-"
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"(Chuckles) I can only assume we're crossing Marquette off the list right now."
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"No, actually, it's great."
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"Okay, they have this English professor."
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"He wears a beret and a corduroy jacket, but he listens to Zeppelin!"
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"Uh, yeah, well, U.W. has a vending machine, so- (Scoffing)"
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