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Clips from Lucifer - Orgy Pants to Work (S04E04)

"[guy] Except maybe to Julian. Remember?"
Lucifer
"We saw them arguing in the meditation yurt."
Lucifer
"I couldn't understand exactly what they were saying,"
Lucifer
"I didn't have my hearing aids in."
Lucifer
"But it looked heated."
Lucifer
"And Julian is..."
Lucifer
"Julian McCaffrey."
Lucifer
"Son of the late Willow McCaffrey."
Lucifer
"The founder of Willow's Glenn."
Lucifer
"[guy] Julian inherited this place after his mother died,"
Lucifer
"but he's nothing like her."
Lucifer
"He's brought in drugs and prostitutes."
Lucifer
"[lady] Well, we are not sure they are prostitutes."
Lucifer
"[guy] Come on, Annie, you know as well as I do."
Lucifer
"That millennial pervert has turned out little slice of heaven"
Lucifer
"into a devil's playground."
Lucifer
"Well, I'll be the judge of that."
Lucifer
"Welcome to the VIP lounge."
Lucifer
"Speaking of which, you two are not at all what I pictured"
Lucifer
"when I heard that cops were here. Who knows?"
Lucifer
"-We're not cops. -We're not cops."
Lucifer
"-I'm actually a forensic scientist. -And I'm the devil."
Lucifer
"[laughs]"
Lucifer
"Oh, hey..."
Lucifer
"I wanted to say how sorry I was when I heard about Gary."
Lucifer
"He is going to be missed by the entire community."
Lucifer
"Cut the crap."
Lucifer
"We know you two argued in the meditation yurt the day he died."
Lucifer
"[Julian] Well, it's not what you think."
Lucifer
"I hate to speak ill of the dead, but Gary..."
Lucifer
"He was coming on pretty strong"
Lucifer
"to some of our more attractive female members,"
Lucifer
"making them uncomfortable."
Lucifer
"So I had to give him some firm advice."
Lucifer
"Probably did him a favour, honestly."
Lucifer
"How altruistic of you."
Lucifer
"My point is that the last time I saw Gary,"
Lucifer
"he was alive, and well, and still trying to bat out of his league."
Lucifer
"[girls giggle]"
Lucifer
"So, if I can help you with anything else,"
Lucifer
"I'm starting to prune."
Lucifer
"[Chloe] Yeah, you are."
Lucifer
"What are you? A size 34 pant, 13 shoe?"
Lucifer
"Good guess. Why?"
Lucifer
"You are under arrest."
Lucifer
"Oh, and the precinct has a strong no-nudity policy,"
Lucifer
"so put on some clothes."
Lucifer
"And you too."
Lucifer
"[muffled nightclub music playing]"
Lucifer
"How can human women wear these torture devices?"
Lucifer
"-What are they called? -Jeans."
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"How could Lucifer ever procreate with these jeans-laden humans?"
Lucifer
"They are selfish and greedy."
Lucifer
"And they smell wrong."
Lucifer
"Well, Remy..."
Lucifer
"Perhaps Lucifer discovered that not all humans are selfish,"
Lucifer
"greedy and smelly."
Lucifer
"Perhaps he even met one that was rather special."
Lucifer
"One that helped him learn things..."
Lucifer
"about himself, and the universe..."
Lucifer
"that he never would have learned without her."
Lucifer
"Hmm."
Lucifer
"Yeah. I'm just guessing about Lucifer."
Lucifer
"-Yeah. -[phone buzzes]"
Lucifer
"[phone dings]"
Lucifer
"Advertisements."
Lucifer
"Greedy humans."
Lucifer
"[laughs]"
Lucifer
"[woman yells]"
Lucifer
"[gasping]"
Lucifer
"[woman 2] Good job, you're doing a great job."
Lucifer
"-[man] Okay, honey. -Alright, Courtney, push."
Lucifer
"[woman screams]"
Lucifer
"[man] Hey, hey. It's all the way, honey."
Lucifer
"[woman 2] There you go!"
Lucifer
"[screaming]"
Lucifer
"[click]"
Lucifer
"[female voice] And that is what the birth process looks like up close."
Lucifer
"Any questions?"
Lucifer
"Yeah!"
Lucifer
"Can we see the part about the torn perineum again, please?"
Lucifer
"Erm..."
Lucifer
"Giving the time restraints,"
Lucifer
"perhaps it's best we move on to infant care."
Lucifer
"Let's feed our babies."
Lucifer
"Now, whether your choice is breast or bottle,"
Lucifer
"what's most important is the intimate bonding time"
Lucifer
"you're spending with your little angel."
Lucifer
"In your arms, your baby will feel safe,"
Lucifer
"and satiated"
Lucifer
"and, most of all, loved."
Lucifer
"Your babies will only be babies for a short time,"
Lucifer
"but the bonds they form with you now"
Lucifer
"are the foundation for healthy and nurturing relationships."
Lucifer
"That was beautiful, wasn't it?"
Lucifer
"I'm so glad you are here, Maze."
Lucifer
"Maze?"
Lucifer
"So it's a coincidence that the shoes and clothes"
Lucifer
"Gary Van Brunt died in match your sizes and favorite label exactly?"
Lucifer
"Not to mention you were seen arguing with him on the day he was murdered."
Lucifer
"Things aren't looking good for you, Julian."
Lucifer
"Yeah, I'm not too worried."
Lucifer
"Oh. Why is that?"
Lucifer
"Three."
Lucifer
"-Two. -[door clicks]"
Lucifer
"Judge's order. Release our client on his own recognizance."
Lucifer
"What happened to the two million dollars bail?"
Lucifer
"Already paid in full."
Lucifer
"Well, this was fun,"
Lucifer
"but I've got a naked limbo contest to judge at four, so..."
Lucifer
"Hey, how did he get away with this?"
Lucifer
"Yeah, McCaffrey? That's his mom's maiden's name."
Lucifer
"-Guess who his dad is. -I don't know."
Lucifer
"-Jacob Tierning. -As in Tierning Shipping?"
Lucifer
"That's right. The guy practically owns every port on Pacific."
Lucifer
"Well, that explains the confidence."
Lucifer
"One whiff of trouble and daddy bails him out."
Lucifer
"Yeah, with the money they left behind, the guy is practically untouchable."
Lucifer
"No one's untouchable."
Lucifer
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