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Clips from Arrested Development - Staff Infection (S01E01)

"I thought your dad worked last weekend."
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"No, last week he had to finish planning the new subdivision."
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"Oh. So did he finish it?"
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"No. Hey, are you trying to make me feel bad?"
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"- Yeah, I guess. Sorry. - Yeah."
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"- I'm just bored. - That's okay."
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"I guess he just likes work more than he likes you."
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"Tobias went to the prison in preparation for his own work."
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"I have a letter of introduction here from Carl Weathers."
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"Fortunately, the new warden was an appreciator of the arts."
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"It would be an honor to have you research in this institution."
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"Oh."
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"And, if I may..."
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"I have this script I'd love to get to Carl."
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"- Okay. - The warden could easily be black."
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"- Oh! Yes. - Okay."
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"Lets see, now."
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"187 won't be free till Tuesday... at midnight."
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"And I can't put you into 212, because there's already another actor..."
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"researching a role in there... Steve Buscemi."
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"Oh! Re..."
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"Well, l... I would like to bunk with my father-in-law."
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"Okay."
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"Let's get you into wardrobe."
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"Wow! Prison!"
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"Meanwhile, Michael and Buster had arrived at the construction site..."
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"and Buster was actually starting to enjoy himself."
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"Michael, I'm reinforcing the header!"
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"That's great, buddy."
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"Listen, I know that we're behind on the payroll..."
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"but as soon the zoning committee gives me their approval..."
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"I know the bank's gonna release the money."
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"Right now, I'm just asking everyone to power through, sacrifice."
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"I'll try, but these guys have been working too hard not to get paid."
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"I'll get on it. But until then, I got Buster here to help."
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"That's another guy."
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"Michael."
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"Michael."
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"Michael."
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"- How did you know I was here? - I called the office."
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"You know, that Kitty is starting to sound pretty damn sexy to me."
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"- Maybe I oughta... - That was Lindsay."
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"- Anyway... - Yeah."
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"- What's Busty doing here? - Michael got me the job."
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"How did you get him to do construction work?"
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"The guy's like the world's biggest chicken."
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"- I'm not a chicken. - Yeah, he's not a chicken."
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"He just doesn't like confined spaces, that's all."
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"- I thought it was open spaces. - No, it's both. But I love it here."
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"And the language these guys use... rough!"
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"One of the guys told me to take my head out of my bottom and get back to work."
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"My bottom!"
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"What do you want? You want your paycheck?"
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"I usually get cash under the table."
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"- But if you made it out to cash... - I got bad news for you, Gob."
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"Hey, pick up the pace, douche bag!"
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"- Michael! - You too, candy ass!"
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"Candy ass."
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"With Michael gone, Lindsay was taking over."
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"Thanks, fellas."
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"We, uh, finished the proposal, and we're gonna order some pizza."
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"Um, we were wondering if we could have two toppings on account it's Saturday."
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"Well, he's not here, and since I'm in charge..."
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"I'm taking you all out to lunch... the whole staff."
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"- We have to go to lunch! - We have to go to lunch, you guys."
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"Come on. Lets go to lunch."
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"- What happened to the lights? - Isn't this better?"
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"Doesn't this just wanna make you curl up and forget about the world?"
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"Lindsay, we need the light so that people..."
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"- Where are these people going? - I'm taking them out to lunch."
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"Did you reserve a restaurant?"
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"- Are they taking their own cars? - They'll figure something out."
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"No, they won't. You don't have a plan?"
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"I told you, these people are sheep."
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"All right? They'll wander off, and you'll lose the sheep."
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"- You've lost the sheep. - Oh, they'll be fine."
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"In the parking lot, the employees boarded the bus..."
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"Lupe had rented for her family reunion..."
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"thinking Lindsay had reserved it to take them to lunch."
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"Well, I need this proposal. I don't know how they can walk off and just..."
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"It's right here, Michael. You weren't here..."
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"and everything got done while I was in charge."
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"- See? Not so hard, what you do. - You just got lucky this once."
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"You really think I could leave here and everything would be fine?"
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"I think everything would be fine but you."
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"I don't think you can leave."
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"If I didn't have that phone call from the zoning committee..."
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"You'd have no reason to live. I'll have it forwarded to your cell."
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"Great. I'll leave. Not a problem."
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"I, uh, can spend some time with my son. So, you're in charge."
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"- Try not to bring the whole company down. - Like that's even possible."
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"So the employees headed off to Catalina..."
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"providing the surveillance team that had installed the lighting..."
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"with the opportunity they needed."
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"- The place is empty. - All right. Let's get in there and bring this company down."
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"At prison, George Sr. was making converts to his new way oflife."
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"You won't regret this, LittleJustice."
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"Uh, okay, what say from now on we call you David Ben-Avram?"
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"What are you doing to my guy here?"
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"Nothing. I'm just merely providing him with options."
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"This yarmulke will protect you, David Ben-Avram."
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"Pipe!"
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"I've got worse planned for you if you keep trying to convert my team."
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"Hold it. Hold it, now. Wait. Now, I'm doing no such thing."
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"Both of our religions have a lot to offer."
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"There's theJewish notion of heaven and that... that it can be attained here on Earth..."
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"and there is your belief in the cleansing power of the pipe."
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"No more teaching from you."
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"No teaching. No teaching."
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"It was at that moment that George Sr..."
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"- reunited with his son-in-law. - Father."
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"Tobias, what the hell are you doing here?"
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"I'm here to study with you, to learn from you."
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"- Teach me. - There's no teaching."
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"- There's no teaching. - Who is this little..."
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"It's been quite awhile since anybody called me a tyke..."
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"but, no, I am Dr. Tobias F¸nke."
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"Or, with your help, Frightened Inmate #2."
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"And who is this shiny building of a man?"
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"- Oh, I'm very scared right now. - Oh, we're starting."
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