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Clips from Failure to Launch

Short Films 2006 4 min 1,707 clips
Short Comedy

Credits

You are really close to me.
"You are really close to me."
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Wow, that's so good.
"Wow, that's so good."
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Look.
"Look."
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How great is that?
"How great is that?"
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Well, tonight I see us going back to my place.
"Well, tonight I see us going back to my place."
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I'm happy. Are you happy?
"I'm happy. Are you happy?"
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Come on, Pop! Whoa, man. Don't you knock?
"Come on, Pop! Whoa, man. Don't you knock?"
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Your momma's... She's snoring like a rhino.
"Your momma's... She's snoring like a rhino."
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Stomping down the steps.
"Stomping down the steps."
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Unbelievable! Parents?
"Unbelievable! Parents?"
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Putting on her coat.
"Putting on her coat."
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Damn it!
"Damn it!"
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And he is still here.
"And he is still here."
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-Have a good day. -You, too.
"-Have a good day. -You, too."
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-Think fast! -Bye!
"-Think fast! -Bye!"
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Well, technically, she dumped me.
"Well, technically, she dumped me."
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and then she decides to hold my hand.
"and then she decides to hold my hand."
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It was just time for her to meet the parents.
"It was just time for her to meet the parents."
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Not the parents.
"Not the parents."
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The point is, my friend,
"The point is, my friend,"
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I love love. Look, I've had a lot of girlfriends, right?
"I love love. Look, I've had a lot of girlfriends, right?"
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Other times, when I get lucky,
"Other times, when I get lucky,"
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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And I would argue that's it's damn good for civilization as a whole.
"And I would argue that's it's damn good for civilization as a whole."
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As opposed to you, who sleeps in a king-sized bed
"As opposed to you, who sleeps in a king-sized bed"
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And at least I'm not sponging off my parents
"And at least I'm not sponging off my parents"
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so I can afford to get laid on every continent.
"so I can afford to get laid on every continent."
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Amen, brother!
"Amen, brother!"
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When we should be celebrating our lifestyle.
"When we should be celebrating our lifestyle."
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-or who we live with. -No!
"-or who we live with. -No!"
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I'm looking around this table, hombres, and I see three winners.
"I'm looking around this table, hombres, and I see three winners."
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I say bring it on!
"I say bring it on!"
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'Cause it's going to take a stick of dynamite
"'Cause it's going to take a stick of dynamite"
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It's just not fair.
"It's just not fair."
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Oh, I got this in Hawaii. This is Lono, the god of fertility.
"Oh, I got this in Hawaii. This is Lono, the god of fertility."
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-Dougie moved out! -Dougie moved out!
"-Dougie moved out! -Dougie moved out!"
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I can't believe it. How'd you do it? Dougie's a sweet kid, but...
"I can't believe it. How'd you do it? Dougie's a sweet kid, but..."
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He met a girl.
"He met a girl."
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Cup holders.
"Cup holders."
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That's not what I'm talking about.
"That's not what I'm talking about."
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Get what you want.
"Get what you want."
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If I've gotta recline, I'm making it interesting.
"If I've gotta recline, I'm making it interesting."
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Deal.
"Deal."
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Hey, gang.
"Hey, gang."
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Let's stay on point here, huh? We're picking out chairs.
"Let's stay on point here, huh? We're picking out chairs."
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-Sold. -No, that's polka dot.
"-Sold. -No, that's polka dot."
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I am getting this polka-dot chair. I've got my own money.
"I am getting this polka-dot chair. I've got my own money."
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You're buying that?
"You're buying that?"
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No.
"No."
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No, I just need my 20 minutes.
"No, I just need my 20 minutes."
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I don't think this counts as a first date.
"I don't think this counts as a first date."
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Wanna have a drink tonight?
"Wanna have a drink tonight?"
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I'm sorry. Was I sipping too loudly for you?
"I'm sorry. Was I sipping too loudly for you?"
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You met a guy today.
"You met a guy today."
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As a matter of fact, I did.
"As a matter of fact, I did."
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He's a radiologist.
"He's a radiologist."
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Cute.
"Cute."
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So all systems are go?
"So all systems are go?"
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Well, you know, you'd be amazed at how many adult children
"Well, you know, you'd be amazed at how many adult children"
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You're a rock, Al. You make me a better woman.
"You're a rock, Al. You make me a better woman."
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It's called failure to launch. And that's where I come in.
"It's called failure to launch. And that's where I come in."
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so I simulate one.
"so I simulate one."
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He moves out.
"He moves out."
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You look nice, you find out what they like,
"You look nice, you find out what they like,"
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I just think you should know that Tripp has had some rough breaks.
"I just think you should know that Tripp has had some rough breaks."
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-Watch the safety. No, no, no. -No, he's in a run defense...
"-Watch the safety. No, no, no. -No, he's in a run defense..."
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-Throw it to Moss. Throw it to Moss! -Watch out! I'm going deep!
"-Throw it to Moss. Throw it to Moss! -Watch out! I'm going deep!"
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He could go all the way!
"He could go all the way!"
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That's great, man.
"That's great, man."
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That's good sportsmanship. Nice dance.
"That's good sportsmanship. Nice dance."
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Hell, you are such a good uncle.
"Hell, you are such a good uncle."
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That's like eight miles. It'll take you two days.
"That's like eight miles. It'll take you two days."
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Oh, I didn't get to the store.
"Oh, I didn't get to the store."
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But you could go.
"But you could go."
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So you're going to need to do a load.
"So you're going to need to do a load."
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Bye.
"Bye."
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This is really nice.
"This is really nice."
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Hey, I'd be fine
"Hey, I'd be fine"
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Well, yeah!
"Well, yeah!"
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But to actually take you out on the water on a first date
"But to actually take you out on the water on a first date"
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Yes, ma'am, it has.
"Yes, ma'am, it has."
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is right behind you.
"is right behind you."
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Oh, you're in the market?
"Oh, you're in the market?"
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Might be. What's she draw?
"Might be. What's she draw?"
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It's got nice lines.
"It's got nice lines."
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Well, she certainly is yare.
"Well, she certainly is yare."
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I'll think about it. Thanks for your time.
"I'll think about it. Thanks for your time."
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Yes, ma'am.
"Yes, ma'am."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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I'm going after her.
"I'm going after her."
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Excuse me, ma'am. She certainly is yare?
"Excuse me, ma'am. She certainly is yare?"
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Philadelphia Story.
"Philadelphia Story."
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Paula. I did. We had lunch.
"Paula. I did. We had lunch."
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Will there be a second date?
"Will there be a second date?"
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He's right.
"He's right."
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Your entire life is set up perfectly for ending relationships.
"Your entire life is set up perfectly for ending relationships."
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We've been out one time.
"We've been out one time."
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Come here, little boy.
"Come here, little boy."
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You want a little bit of chocolate, baby-boo-boo?
"You want a little bit of chocolate, baby-boo-boo?"
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You're giving him a PowerBar?
"You're giving him a PowerBar?"
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Everybody loves chocolate.
"Everybody loves chocolate."
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Look into my eyes.
"Look into my eyes."
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No, it's a chipmunk.
"No, it's a chipmunk."
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-Yeah. -I'm gonna kill it.
"-Yeah. -I'm gonna kill it."
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Really? Thanks.
"Really? Thanks."
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Okay, well, Kit, we're gonna go. See you.
"Okay, well, Kit, we're gonna go. See you."
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-Wow. -Yeah.
"-Wow. -Yeah."
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I didn't need to see a doctor.
"I didn't need to see a doctor."
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I take it you like Japanese food.
"I take it you like Japanese food."
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I'm also gonna order a huge dessert, drink too much,
"I'm also gonna order a huge dessert, drink too much,"
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I got it. I got it. Look at this, look at this.
"I got it. I got it. Look at this, look at this."
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Squid's a little bit greasy tonight.
"Squid's a little bit greasy tonight."
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Is the medication wearing off?
"Is the medication wearing off?"
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Gotta scratch.
"Gotta scratch."
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Home again.
"Home again."
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I had a nice time.
"I had a nice time."
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I did, too.
"I did, too."
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Good.
"Good."
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Hey, Kit!
"Hey, Kit!"
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Good night.
"Good night."
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