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Clips from Uncoupled - Chapter 4 (S01E01)

a pity three-way?

"a pity three-way?"

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-Well, we feel bad for you. -So, yes, Okay, um… pass.

"-Well, we feel bad for you. -So, yes, Okay, um… pass."

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I'm not really feeling a charity fuck tonight,

"I'm not really feeling a charity fuck tonight,"

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but, um, good luck, and, um, thanks, I guess?

"but, um, good luck, and, um, thanks, I guess?"

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You know, I was at that party where they broke up.

"You know, I was at that party where they broke up."

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Just awful.

"Just awful."

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It's been very, very hard on all of us.

"It's been very, very hard on all of us."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Get it, get it, hey!

"Get it, get it, hey!"

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-You two sure seem to be having fun. -Oh, you know it!

"-You two sure seem to be having fun. -Oh, you know it!"

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I think it is time for me to go!

"I think it is time for me to go!"

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-Good night, both of you. -Oh!

"-Good night, both of you. -Oh!"

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Thank you so much.

"Thank you so much."

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-Tonight was very needed.

"-Tonight was very needed."

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-You all right to get home? -Yes.

"-You all right to get home? -Yes."

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-All right.

"-All right."

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Do you really think that's the best price I'll get on the apartment?

"Do you really think that's the best price I'll get on the apartment?"

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We-- we do. We think it's a very valid offer.

"We-- we do. We think it's a very valid offer."

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Exactly. In this market?

"Exactly. In this market?"

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I understood her.

"I understood her."

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I trust your judgment.

"I trust your judgment."

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I'll sign the things and do the stuff.

"I'll sign the things and do the stuff."

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-Seriously? -Really?

"-Seriously? -Really?"

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Onwards, motherfuckers, onwards.

"Onwards, motherfuckers, onwards."

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Yeah!

"Yeah!"

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-It worked! How did that work? -Honey, you know I'm magic!

"-It worked! How did that work? -Honey, you know I'm magic!"

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Thank you, thank you, my chickens!

"Thank you, thank you, my chickens!"

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Mwah! Mwah!

"Mwah! Mwah!"

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-I'll be back in just a moment! -Holy shit!

"-I'll be back in just a moment! -Holy shit!"

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I think that drag queen was our couples therapist.

"I think that drag queen was our couples therapist."

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Man, it really is a gig economy.

"Man, it really is a gig economy."

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Dr. Sweeny.

"Dr. Sweeny."

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Oh, hello, Michael.

"Oh, hello, Michael."

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You should know, Colin walked out on me right after our session with you.

"You should know, Colin walked out on me right after our session with you."

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A session you described as a terrific first step to falling in love again.

"A session you described as a terrific first step to falling in love again."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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I'm so sorry you're hurting, Michael.

"I'm so sorry you're hurting, Michael."

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But I'm not a psychic. I'm a therapist.

"But I'm not a psychic. I'm a therapist."

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Maybe you're a better drag queen.

"Maybe you're a better drag queen."

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Drag performer,

"Drag performer,"

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who has to take the stage again in 15 minutes,

"who has to take the stage again in 15 minutes,"

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so how about you take the bitter divorcé shit down a notch, huh?

"so how about you take the bitter divorcé shit down a notch, huh?"

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Wow! Wow, what a professional way for a therapist to speak to an ex-patient.

"Wow! Wow, what a professional way for a therapist to speak to an ex-patient."

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But I'm not a therapist right now.

"But I'm not a therapist right now."

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I'm Miss Communication.

"I'm Miss Communication."

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And I can say whatever the fuck I want to you

"And I can say whatever the fuck I want to you"

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when you come for me about my job,

"when you come for me about my job,"

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which I am very good at, okay?

"which I am very good at, okay?"

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Are you? Because with Colin and me, you were way off.

"Are you? Because with Colin and me, you were way off."

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You wanna know what happened in that session?

"You wanna know what happened in that session?"

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You heard exactly what you wanted to hear,

"You heard exactly what you wanted to hear,"

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which was the sound of your whiny-ass voice

"which was the sound of your whiny-ass voice"

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suckin' all the air out of the room.

"suckin' all the air out of the room."

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You didn't even let your man speak.

"You didn't even let your man speak."

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Maybe that was the problem in your marriage,

"Maybe that was the problem in your marriage,"

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'cause it sure as shit wasn't me.

"'cause it sure as shit wasn't me."

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Can I speak to Dr. Sweeny again? 'Cause Miss Communication's mean.

"Can I speak to Dr. Sweeny again? 'Cause Miss Communication's mean."

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No, I'm not done.

"No, I'm not done."

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Stop lookin' for answers. Stop lookin' for someone to blame.

"Stop lookin' for answers. Stop lookin' for someone to blame."

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He's gone. Let him go.

"He's gone. Let him go."

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You want someone to love?

"You want someone to love?"

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Love yourself.

"Love yourself."

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Love the people in your life who still wanna be there,

"Love the people in your life who still wanna be there,"

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and keep your messy shit off of me, queen.

"and keep your messy shit off of me, queen."

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-Did you hear all that? -Hard not to.

"-Did you hear all that? -Hard not to."

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-You okay? -No, I'm not.

"-You okay? -No, I'm not."

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I'm getting really, really tired of feeling

"I'm getting really, really tired of feeling"

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wrong.

"wrong."

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Like I don't know what to do to fucking get through this.

"Like I don't know what to do to fucking get through this."

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Of course you don't, love. Who does?

"Of course you don't, love. Who does?"

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I mean, Colin was a part of our world, too,

"I mean, Colin was a part of our world, too,"

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and we're all trying to figure out life without him the best we can.

"and we're all trying to figure out life without him the best we can."

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What?

"What?"

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You mad at me now?

"You mad at me now?"

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No, no.

"No, no."

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Just…

"Just…"

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Thank you for being one of the people who still wants to be in my life.

"Thank you for being one of the people who still wants to be in my life."

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I gotta go.

"I gotta go."

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Could you give it to the guy at the end of the bar?

"Could you give it to the guy at the end of the bar?"

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-Sure. -Thanks.

"-Sure. -Thanks."

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From that guy down there.

"From that guy down there."

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So did you know about the dog?

"So did you know about the dog?"

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I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry."

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-I didn't want to be the one to tell you. -I bet.

"-I didn't want to be the one to tell you. -I bet."

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For what it's worth, the whole dog thing is bananas.

"For what it's worth, the whole dog thing is bananas."

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Suddenly he wants a dog?

"Suddenly he wants a dog?"

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I don't get what's goin' on with that man, and I've tried.

"I don't get what's goin' on with that man, and I've tried."

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It's like someone flipped a switch.

"It's like someone flipped a switch."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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But I still went over there for dinner, thinking, naively, that I could

"But I still went over there for dinner, thinking, naively, that I could"

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somehow figure it all out.

"somehow figure it all out."

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Uncover some clue that might explain what he did.

"Uncover some clue that might explain what he did."

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And why.

"And why."

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For me?

"For me?"

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Of course for you.

"Of course for you."

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I'm sorry, Stanley. You're not the guy I'm mad at.

"I'm sorry, Stanley. You're not the guy I'm mad at."

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I know.

"I know."

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And I may never get my answer. I've got to be okay with that.

"And I may never get my answer. I've got to be okay with that."

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Besides, I think a lot of what happened was my fault.

"Besides, I think a lot of what happened was my fault."

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I push people away with my big, giant feelings.

"I push people away with my big, giant feelings."

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-Sucking the air out of rooms and-- -No, no, no. No. Don't do that.

"-Sucking the air out of rooms and-- -No, no, no. No. Don't do that."

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Don't blame yourself for what happened.

"Don't blame yourself for what happened."

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I won't let you go down that path. There's nothing good there.

"I won't let you go down that path. There's nothing good there."

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You got it?

"You got it?"

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So I don't have giant feelings?

"So I don't have giant feelings?"

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I mean, could they use a little tweak now and then? Sure.

"I mean, could they use a little tweak now and then? Sure."

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But you are absolutely a person worth loving.

"But you are absolutely a person worth loving."

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Period.

"Period."

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Thank you, my friend.

"Thank you, my friend."

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-Uh, drink that.

"-Uh, drink that."

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-I've already had three. -Gladly.

"-I've already had three. -Gladly."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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-Gotta take a picture.

"-Gotta take a picture."

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