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Clips from Somm

HAY, PISTACHIO, TEA.

"HAY, PISTACHIO, TEA."

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YOU GUYS PUMPED? "WHOA, TEAM," ANYBODY?

"YOU GUYS PUMPED? "WHOA, TEAM," ANYBODY?"

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OH. UH, THAT'S TWO.

"OH. UH, THAT'S TWO."

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OH! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!

"OH! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!"

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AND... WHAT SHOULD WE SAY? DAD. HERE'S TO DAD.

"AND... WHAT SHOULD WE SAY? DAD. HERE'S TO DAD."

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- HERE'S TO DAD. - ONE, TWO, THREE.

"- HERE'S TO DAD. - ONE, TWO, THREE."

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- All: DAD! - I'M GETTING EMOTIONAL.

"- All: DAD! - I'M GETTING EMOTIONAL."

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WE'RE YOUR CHILDREN. WE ALWAYS WILL BE.

"WE'RE YOUR CHILDREN. WE ALWAYS WILL BE."

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THANK YOU. EVEN THOUGH I'M THE YOUNGEST.

"THANK YOU. EVEN THOUGH I'M THE YOUNGEST."

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IT'S KIND OF WEIRD, BUT...

"IT'S KIND OF WEIRD, BUT..."

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SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST OLD SOULS.

"SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST OLD SOULS."

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THEY'RE BORN TO BE FATHERS, YOU KNOW?

"THEY'RE BORN TO BE FATHERS, YOU KNOW?"

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THE METAMORPHOSIS BEGINS.

"THE METAMORPHOSIS BEGINS."

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I'VE ALREADY GOT THE HAIRCUT.

"I'VE ALREADY GOT THE HAIRCUT."

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TIME TO CLEAN IT UP FROM, UH,

"TIME TO CLEAN IT UP FROM, UH,"

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THE UNKEMPT MOUNTAIN MAN LOOK.

"THE UNKEMPT MOUNTAIN MAN LOOK."

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SO... BEARD IS GOIN' BYE-BYE.

"SO... BEARD IS GOIN' BYE-BYE."

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DADDY'S A YOUNG KID AGAIN!

"DADDY'S A YOUNG KID AGAIN!"

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BUT THAT'S ESSENTIALLY THE BARE BONES

"BUT THAT'S ESSENTIALLY THE BARE BONES"

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OF WHAT I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE MAÑANAFOR THE TEST.

"OF WHAT I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE MAÑANAFOR THE TEST."

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YOU'RE NOT IRONING YOUR TIE.

"YOU'RE NOT IRONING YOUR TIE."

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YOU THINK I'M GONNA WEAR A WRINKLED TIE?

"YOU THINK I'M GONNA WEAR A WRINKLED TIE?"

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- YEAH. - WELL, MAYBE NOT TODAY.

"- YEAH. - WELL, MAYBE NOT TODAY."

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- GENTLEMEN, GOOD MORNING. - GOOD MORNING.

"- GENTLEMEN, GOOD MORNING. - GOOD MORNING."

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MR. CAUBLE.

"MR. CAUBLE."

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- HAD A FEELING YOU WERE COMING FOR ME. - WHY?

"- HAD A FEELING YOU WERE COMING FOR ME. - WHY?"

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I DON'T KNOW. JUST 'CAUSE YOU HAD THAT SMILE ON YOUR FACE.

"I DON'T KNOW. JUST 'CAUSE YOU HAD THAT SMILE ON YOUR FACE."

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I ALWAYS HAVE A SMILE ON MY FACE. GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO.

"I ALWAYS HAVE A SMILE ON MY FACE. GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO."

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SO, YOU WALK WITH THEM,

"SO, YOU WALK WITH THEM,"

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WHICH FEELS LIKE YOU'RE WALKING, LIKE, FROM HANDS ACROSS AMERICA,

"WHICH FEELS LIKE YOU'RE WALKING, LIKE, FROM HANDS ACROSS AMERICA,"

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COAST TO COAST, WHICH IS ESSENTIALLY JUST A ROOM

"COAST TO COAST, WHICH IS ESSENTIALLY JUST A ROOM"

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THAT'S 200 YARDS AWAY,

"THAT'S 200 YARDS AWAY,"

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BUT IT'S LIKE THE DEATH ROW WALK.

"BUT IT'S LIKE THE DEATH ROW WALK."

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AND THE M.S. IS TALKING TO YOU, AND THEY'RE--

"AND THE M.S. IS TALKING TO YOU, AND THEY'RE--"

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THEY'RE GIVING YOU-- THEY'RE LIKE, "SO, HOW YOU FEEL?"

"THEY'RE GIVING YOU-- THEY'RE LIKE, "SO, HOW YOU FEEL?""

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AND THEY KNOW DARN WELL THAT YOU'RE, YOU KNOW,

"AND THEY KNOW DARN WELL THAT YOU'RE, YOU KNOW,"

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FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD, CRAPPIN' BRICKS.

"FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD, CRAPPIN' BRICKS."

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AND YOU REALLY DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO THEM.

"AND YOU REALLY DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO THEM."

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YOU JUST WANT TO GET IN THERE AND GET IT OVER WITH,

"YOU JUST WANT TO GET IN THERE AND GET IT OVER WITH,"

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AND YOU WALK IN THIS ROOM, AND THE FIRST THING

"AND YOU WALK IN THIS ROOM, AND THE FIRST THING"

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YOU USUALLY SEE ARE YOUR WINES SITTIN' THERE,

"YOU USUALLY SEE ARE YOUR WINES SITTIN' THERE,"

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THREE WHITES AND THREE REDS...

"THREE WHITES AND THREE REDS..."

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AND FOUR M.S.'s LOOKING ACROSS A TABLE FROM YOU,

"AND FOUR M.S.'s LOOKING ACROSS A TABLE FROM YOU,"

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AND SO, YOU SIT DOWN, AND EVERYTHING'S SUPER FORMAL,

"AND SO, YOU SIT DOWN, AND EVERYTHING'S SUPER FORMAL,"

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AND, UH, THEY SAY SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF,

"AND, UH, THEY SAY SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF,"

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"WELL, THANK YOU FOR COMING HERE. HOW DO YOU FEEL?"

""WELL, THANK YOU FOR COMING HERE. HOW DO YOU FEEL?""

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AND YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE,

"AND YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE,"

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"IT'S BEEN AN HONOR," WHICH IT HAS.

""IT'S BEEN AN HONOR," WHICH IT HAS."

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AND THEN, THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU HAVE 25 MINUTES.

"AND THEN, THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU HAVE 25 MINUTES."

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"I WILL START THE CLOCK WHEN YOU TOUCH YOUR FIRST WINE.

""I WILL START THE CLOCK WHEN YOU TOUCH YOUR FIRST WINE."

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WE'LL START WHEN YOU'RE READY."

"WE'LL START WHEN YOU'RE READY.""

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN COMPARE IT TO,

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN COMPARE IT TO,"

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BUT I'VE FELT THAT BEFORE. I'VE FELT THAT MOMENT

"BUT I'VE FELT THAT BEFORE. I'VE FELT THAT MOMENT"

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WHERE IT'S ALMOST LIKE AN OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE.

"WHERE IT'S ALMOST LIKE AN OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE."

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IT USUALLY HAPPENED IN SPORTS, WHEN THE GAME'S ON THE LINE.

"IT USUALLY HAPPENED IN SPORTS, WHEN THE GAME'S ON THE LINE."

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IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH, WITH TWO OUTS,

"IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH, WITH TWO OUTS,"

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AND YOU'RE STANDING IN THE PLATE,

"AND YOU'RE STANDING IN THE PLATE,"

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AND YOU'RE ALMOST NOT EVEN IN YOUR OWN BODY BECAUSE IT'S SO SURREAL.

"AND YOU'RE ALMOST NOT EVEN IN YOUR OWN BODY BECAUSE IT'S SO SURREAL."

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YOU DON'T HEAR THE CROWD, YOU DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.

"YOU DON'T HEAR THE CROWD, YOU DON'T HEAR ANYTHING."

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YOU DON'T EVEN REALLY REMEMBER ANYTHING.

"YOU DON'T EVEN REALLY REMEMBER ANYTHING."

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS SO SURREAL.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS SO SURREAL."

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IT'S MEDIUM-MINUS ACID.

"IT'S MEDIUM-MINUS ACID."

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I'M NERVOUS, BUT THINK HOW NERVOUS MY WINES ARE RIGHT NOW,

"I'M NERVOUS, BUT THINK HOW NERVOUS MY WINES ARE RIGHT NOW,"

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JUST SITTING THERE IN A GLASS RIGHT NOW,

"JUST SITTING THERE IN A GLASS RIGHT NOW,"

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TREMBLING AS I'M ABOUT TO DEVOUR 'EM.

"TREMBLING AS I'M ABOUT TO DEVOUR 'EM."

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HOW NERVOUS ARE MY WINES?

"HOW NERVOUS ARE MY WINES?"

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I WANNA DO IT FOR MY WIFE... MORE THAN ANYTHING.

"I WANNA DO IT FOR MY WIFE... MORE THAN ANYTHING."

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MORE THAN ANYTHING.

"MORE THAN ANYTHING."

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'CAUSE SHE IS, UH...

"'CAUSE SHE IS, UH..."

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SHE-- SHE DESERVES TO HAVE ME

"SHE-- SHE DESERVES TO HAVE ME"

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NOT BURIED IN A WINE BOOK OR BURIED IN NOTE CARDS

"NOT BURIED IN A WINE BOOK OR BURIED IN NOTE CARDS"

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OR BURIED IN WINE GLASSES.

"OR BURIED IN WINE GLASSES."

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YOU KNOW, SHE DESERVES A HUSBAND.

"YOU KNOW, SHE DESERVES A HUSBAND."

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IT'S TIME, SO... THAT'D BE A PRETTY COOL GIFT TO GIVE HER.

"IT'S TIME, SO... THAT'D BE A PRETTY COOL GIFT TO GIVE HER."

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ICE ON THE GROUND. WOW.

"ICE ON THE GROUND. WOW."

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MEDIUM-PLUS ACID.

"MEDIUM-PLUS ACID."

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IT'S 11:00. THOSE GUYS HAVE ALREADY TASTED, IAN AND BRIAN.

"IT'S 11:00. THOSE GUYS HAVE ALREADY TASTED, IAN AND BRIAN."

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DUSTIN HASN'T. HE'S RIGHT AFTER ME.

"DUSTIN HASN'T. HE'S RIGHT AFTER ME."

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THIS IS ALL A SHEET OF ICE. THAT'S FUN.

"THIS IS ALL A SHEET OF ICE. THAT'S FUN."

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WHY DON'T PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO DRIVE IN THIS, MAN?

"WHY DON'T PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO DRIVE IN THIS, MAN?"

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SERIOUSLY. YOU CAN'T-- YOU HAVE TO HAVE MOMENTUM, DUDE.

"SERIOUSLY. YOU CAN'T-- YOU HAVE TO HAVE MOMENTUM, DUDE."

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HIGH GEAR! HIGH GEAR!

"HIGH GEAR! HIGH GEAR!"

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WE ARE HERE, BROTHER.

"WE ARE HERE, BROTHER."

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THIS IS THE SECOND YEAR DUSTIN AND I HAVE TAKEN IT TOGETHER,

"THIS IS THE SECOND YEAR DUSTIN AND I HAVE TAKEN IT TOGETHER,"

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AND WE USUALLY KIND OF REMOVE OURSELVES

"AND WE USUALLY KIND OF REMOVE OURSELVES"

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FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD.

"FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD."

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IT'S NICE TO KIND OF ESCAPE THAT CHAOS,

"IT'S NICE TO KIND OF ESCAPE THAT CHAOS,"

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AND ALL THE PANDEMONIUM THAT GOES ON AROUND IT,

"AND ALL THE PANDEMONIUM THAT GOES ON AROUND IT,"

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SO WE CAN KIND OF RELAX BEFOREHAND,

"SO WE CAN KIND OF RELAX BEFOREHAND,"

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'CAUSE THERE'S ENOUGH STRESS

"'CAUSE THERE'S ENOUGH STRESS"

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WITHOUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE AROUND, SO WE DO OUR THING HERE,

"WITHOUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE AROUND, SO WE DO OUR THING HERE,"

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AND THEN GO OVER AND TASTE SIX WINES,

"AND THEN GO OVER AND TASTE SIX WINES,"

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COME BACK AND REGROUP AND GET READY FOR THE NEXT STAGE.

"COME BACK AND REGROUP AND GET READY FOR THE NEXT STAGE."

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THE FIRST THING THAT HAPPENS WHEN EVERYBODY GETS OUT OF THE TASTING

"THE FIRST THING THAT HAPPENS WHEN EVERYBODY GETS OUT OF THE TASTING"

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IS THEY WANT TO FIND THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT WERE TASTING

"IS THEY WANT TO FIND THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT WERE TASTING"

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SIMULTANEOUSLY IN ANOTHER ROOM.

"SIMULTANEOUSLY IN ANOTHER ROOM."

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AND YOU BEAT YOURSELF UP BECAUSE SOMEONE CALLED THIS, OR SOMEONE CALLED THAT.

"AND YOU BEAT YOURSELF UP BECAUSE SOMEONE CALLED THIS, OR SOMEONE CALLED THAT."

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THERE WERE TWO WINES I KNEW, AND THERE WERE

"THERE WERE TWO WINES I KNEW, AND THERE WERE"

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FOUR WINES THAT IT CAME DOWN TO TWO THINGS ON,

"FOUR WINES THAT IT CAME DOWN TO TWO THINGS ON,"

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AND I COULD HAVE FLIP-FLOPPED ALL OF THOSE,

"AND I COULD HAVE FLIP-FLOPPED ALL OF THOSE,"

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I COULD HAVE HIT ALL OF 'EM.

"I COULD HAVE HIT ALL OF 'EM."

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IT'S GONNA BE REALLY INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT IAN CALLED,

"IT'S GONNA BE REALLY INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT IAN CALLED,"

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AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE, TALKIN' TO THEM.

"AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE, TALKIN' TO THEM."

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I THINK EITHER MY HEART WILL SINK OR MY HEART WILL BE HAPPY

"I THINK EITHER MY HEART WILL SINK OR MY HEART WILL BE HAPPY"

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AFTER TALKING TO THEM.

"AFTER TALKING TO THEM."

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CAUBLE, IT'S ME.

"CAUBLE, IT'S ME."

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JUST OPEN THE DOOR, DUDE.

"JUST OPEN THE DOOR, DUDE."

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I WAS SLEEPING RIGHT NOW. I ASSUMED YOU HAD A KEY.

"I WAS SLEEPING RIGHT NOW. I ASSUMED YOU HAD A KEY."

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YOU'VE SLEPT, LIKE, 15 HOURS.

"YOU'VE SLEPT, LIKE, 15 HOURS."

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- YEAH, I'M STRESSED OUT. - HAVE YOU TALKED TO ANYONE?

"- YEAH, I'M STRESSED OUT. - HAVE YOU TALKED TO ANYONE?"

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NO, DUDE, I'VE BEEN FREAKING, LIKE, JUST TOTALLY GOING NUTS HERE.

"NO, DUDE, I'VE BEEN FREAKING, LIKE, JUST TOTALLY GOING NUTS HERE."

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- WINE THREE. - UH, WINE THREE, I CALLED ALBARIÑO.

"- WINE THREE. - UH, WINE THREE, I CALLED ALBARIÑO."

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- REALLY? - WHAT'D YOU CALL IT?

"- REALLY? - WHAT'D YOU CALL IT?"

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SAINT-CYR.

"SAINT-CYR."

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I DIDN'T PICK UP ON THE PYRAZINE.

"I DIDN'T PICK UP ON THE PYRAZINE."

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DUDE, WINE THREE WAS SUPER-PEACHY, AND IT WAS BITTER AS FUCK.

"DUDE, WINE THREE WAS SUPER-PEACHY, AND IT WAS BITTER AS FUCK."

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I MAY HAVE GOOFED THAT ONE, DUDE. WINE FIVE?

"I MAY HAVE GOOFED THAT ONE, DUDE. WINE FIVE?"

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WINE FIVE, I WAS TORN, DUDE.

"WINE FIVE, I WAS TORN, DUDE."

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I FIRST CALLED IT BAROLO,

"I FIRST CALLED IT BAROLO,"

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AND I CHANGED IT TO BRUNELLO, '95.

"AND I CHANGED IT TO BRUNELLO, '95."

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