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Clips from Weeds - He Taught Me How to Drive By (S03E03)

"and you got it back, would you leave us alone?"
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"Please take the gun out of his mouth."
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"That motherfucker trusted you and not me?"
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"Enough, Marvin. He didn't appreciate you."
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"Now, listen, listen, listen."
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"I want you to wipe out my debt, all of it."
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"Along with Heylia's and Conrad's."
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"Gone. Finished. Over."
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"Bullshit. You mine, bitch, you all mine."
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"Guillermo, Marvin doesn't want me to give you your chiva back."
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"I want to, but I'm his bitch, so I can't."
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"Yo, Fat Albert. You gonna give my brick dancer what she wants?"
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"Or maybe you want to hang out with U-Turn again?"
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"I'm sure that he's lonely en el infierno."
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"- OK, OK. - On your mother's life?"
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"I swear. You off the hook."
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"And I'm growing impatient."
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"OK, one sec. One sec, one sec, one sec."
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"OK, tomorrow morning, go to this address,"
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"follow these instructions, you'll get your trunk. OK?"
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"Hey, both of you. These streets belongs to Mexico now."
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"You out of the drug business, amigos. Not even mota."
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"Oh, that's weed in English."
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"I don't ever want to see or hear about you dealing anywhere in my city."
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"Nada. Nothing."
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"Adios."
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"Hey, Amelia. I missed you at lunch today. What happened?"
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"I apologise, Shane. I haven't forgotten about you."
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"The Lord has sent me someone who's in greater need of prayer and counsel."
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"Yeah? But I'm a blasphemous, liberal Jew."
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"What could be worse than that?"
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"Isabelle thinks she's a homosexual, but she's just lost her way."
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"I've gotta help her."
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"Mi nombre es Estefan Fenelon."
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"No, Estefan. You are now Harold Strauss."
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"Erm... Sign with your new name, por favor."
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"Sign this petition for an Agrestic-Majestic merge."
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"Si. It's a beautiful thing."
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"Gracias. Por favor."
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"Got to learn Spanish."
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"Your referendum, non-kosher."
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"I don't believe it. You couldn't have had time to get them all."
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"I'm very resourceful."
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"There's a towel in the bathroom if you need to get out of your wet clothes."
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"I don't need a towel."
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"You're gonna help me celebrate."
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"- What are we celebrating? - My freedom."
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"- Are you quitting? - No."
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"At least not yet."
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"We're gonna see how this goes first."
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"Any chance you speak Spanish?"
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"Huh?"
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"Never mind."
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"Oh, I have to warn you."
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"My last two relationships, both guys ended up dead."
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"Previously on Weeds."
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"That was a real nice brick dance."
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"- Well, I left you a package in the garage. - Heroin?"
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"We need these votes."
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"- I'm thinking a golf membership. - I don't play golf."
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"- What is it you do play, Celia? - I play house."
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"We're shooting a movie in one of our empty houses."
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"Needs a caterer. You'll thank me later."
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"Can you convince Mom"
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"that I'm stuck in a classroom full of religious zealots"
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"two clicks away from jihad?"
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"I like you, Nancy Botwin. I bet you look good rolling out of bed in the morning."
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"Have you been fucking him all this time?"
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"It's just business between us. Always has been."
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"Agent Fundis, DEA. I'm here to talk about Peter Scottson."
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"He hasn't come into work for a few days and we haven't heard from him."
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"Clinique here'll go take you in the other room and fuck the gay out of you."
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"I can see your boner."
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"Don't be embarrassed."
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"- That's what God's love is all about. - I been shot."
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"Man, you think it was the Mexicans? Cucaracha motherfuckers."
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"Now, where's our crop?"
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"You'll get your fucking crops, and then we're done with your ass."
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"It's over when I say it's over."
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"- U-Turn? U-Turn, oh, my God. - Call for help."
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"I've been waiting a long time for this, motherfucker."
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"U-Turn's dead, he's dead."
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"Why exactly is he in a hot tub?"
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"- The boat didn't fit. - Oh, of course not. Yeah."
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"Look at his grandmamma crying over there in her designer dress."
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"He sure was good to her. She gonna miss that gravy train."
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"Someone should go over there and poke him. See if he flinch or something."
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"Just to be sure."
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"He look pretty dead to me."
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"What's up, Two Strikes?"
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"- Hey Clinique. How you doing, baby? - Oh, fucking pregnant again."
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"Some Indian kid I mercy fucked for U-Turn."
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"Oh, sorry. Y'all know each other?"
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"- No, hi. Two Strikes, is it? - Yeah."
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"- Nancy, hello. - What's up?"
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"I ain't giving this one up."
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"Damn, I remember when he was just a wannabe."
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"We busted our carjacking cherries together."
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"He taught me how to drive-by."
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"- Respect. - Thank you."
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"Don't think of this as a loss of identity, think of this as an upgrade to a better way of life."
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"Better services, better schools, better tax base."
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"- This merger... - Oh, enough!"
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"Agrestic and Majestic are never gonna merge. I told them about your deal with Celia."
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"Where are our houses?"
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"- Yeah. - I was more than generous with all of you."
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"Let's get an idea on the vote. I got to get home for Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?"
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"All those in favour of a town merger, say aye."
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"- Aye. - All those against."
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"Nay."
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"Oh, the nays have it. Up your ass, Groff."
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"Friends, this is a colossal mistake. Think of the people you represent."
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"The votes aren't there."
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"Nothing more to say."
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