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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Episode #8.13 (S08E08)

"Phil got me to invest in a mini-mall,"
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"so you might want to dial back"
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"on the shoe purchases for a while."
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"One second, one second."
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""Place order.""
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"What did you say, baby?"
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"- Drawer's fixed. - What the hell?!"
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"Don't sneak up on people like that."
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"I'm liable to have knocked you out."
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"- I doubt it. - I was gonna fix that, anyway."
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"Ay. Like you were going to clean the gutter?"
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"Coach Gary did it already."
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"It really wasn't a problem."
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"I'm not afraid of heights, and..."
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"I've got big hands."
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"Those are fun details."
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"It's like the guy was trying to steal my life."
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"I wish he'd shown up when I was married to Dede."
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"I would have made him a key."
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"Let me show you out, although you sound like"
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"you know the place pretty good already."
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"Hey, Jay, I've got a date Friday night."
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"- Can I borrow your car? - Sure,"
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"you can borrow your mother's car."
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"- Who's the lucky girl? - Rachel Caputo."
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"She and Manny work on the school paper together."
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"Extra, extra, she's a cutie."
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"Thanks for your help."
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"Hey, I just played the ukulele."
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"- You sang the song. - Yeah."
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"- Coach Cupid! - All right, Gar."
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"You don't want to miss that bus."
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"Thanks again, Coach Gary."
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"He's not even your coach."
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"I need a scotch and a James Bond marathon."
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"You may be out of luck."
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"The TV wasn't working a minute ago."
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"Sounds like the satellite dish."
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"Big Hands probably messed it up poking around in my gutters."
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"- Let me check it out. - No, no, no."
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"That might be very dangerous."
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"Let me go grab Coach Gary, and he can help you."
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"I said I'd do it."
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"Yeah, but I'm sure Coach Gary"
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"wouldn't mind sticking around."
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"I'm getting that impression myself!"
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"Thank you all for coming."
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"Who here wants to go to Paris right now?"
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"- Moi! - No."
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"We're not getting on a plane."
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"We'll be transported by these humble ingredients."
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"How great is he?"
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"So great. Listen to everything he says."
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"Look to your left. Look to your right."
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"Before this class is through,"
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"all of you will know how to make herb-roasted chicken!"
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"Ohh! I know this recipe."
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"- I could make this chicken in my sleep. - How about we try it awake?"
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"Let's start with the most important ingredient... thyme."
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"That's right. It's time to chop thyme."
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"- He's just like he is on TV. - Yeah."
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"Thyme and chicken play together very well,"
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"unlike dogs and chickens."
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"Tragic story... my rescue whippet and I"
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"live next to an urban farm and..."
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"Oh, my, do you mind if I use this as an example?"
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"Oh! Avec pleasure."
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"See how she's chopped it..."
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"stems and all?"
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"That's wrong."
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"Sloppiness like this can ruin a dish."
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"Oh. I had no idea."
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"I suppose when it comes to herbs, though,"
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"you're something of a sage."
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"- That's clever. - Thank you."
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"- You can't eat clever. - Oh."
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"Freeze! Police!"
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"I'm a Realtor. I'm not a criminal."
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"Oh, well, then you're not doing it right."
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"Hey, Gil."
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"If one of your clients is actually thinking"
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"about buying this minefield,"
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"that would be their second bad decision."
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"- First was hiring you. - Yeah, I got it."
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"You're not gonna push one of your clients into this swamp, are you?"
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"Maybe it just needs a developer with a little vision."
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"Very little vision"
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"and no sense of smell."
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"I mean, this neighborhood makes El Segundo"
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"seem like a Sephora."
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"It's in transition."
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"Yeah, it's turning into Fallujah."
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"I'm out of here before I get jacked."
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"- You gonna be around here for a while? - I might."
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"Maybe you can score me some methadone."
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"- Hey, Bob. - Good news, Phil."
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"They accepted your offer."
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"Without a counter? Maybe I came in too high."
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"Whatever. They were really happy."
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"Are..."
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"Hold on, Bob. It's my son."
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"- Luke, what's up? - Dad?"
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"I think something's wrong with the dryer."
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"But I-I fixed it."
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"I fixed it good."
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"I'll be right there."
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"Hurry! I think it's leaving."
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"Now, this is fresh produce."
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"I can't even describe..."
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"Strike three!"
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"How exactly is this an improvement?"
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"Jay pick that lamp."
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"By the way, have you seen him?"
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"I don't know how I got stuck."
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"I've been on roofs since I was 14 and discovered"
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"it was the best way to see into Ethel Burkin's bedroom."
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"Older gal. 50s, I think."
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"Today you probably wouldn't give her a second look,"
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"but this was before the Internet."
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"It was either that or a Sears catalog."
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