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Clips from Disenchantment - Love Is Hell (S04E04)

"We must revitalize the sacred torso."
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"-Get the goo, Benji. -Get your own goo."
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"[all chanting] Give it the goo!"
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"[gurgling]"
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"[grunts]"
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"[all] Ooh!"
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"[gurgling]"
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"[all chanting] Goo, goo! Goo, goo, goo!"
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"[vocalizing]"
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"[all cheering]"
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"[all] Aw!"
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"[pleasant music playing]"
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"[God] Ooh, it's brunch time."
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"I'm excited for you to try my deviled egg sandwiches."
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"I made them with love and mayonnaise."
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"But we don't even need food up here."
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"You're just rubbing in the faces of the starving millions."
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"[God] The sooner they starve, the sooner they'll be in Heaven."
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"Ooh, that is harsh. High five."
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"[gulps] I got another question for you."
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"[God] Go ahead. I enjoy these stumpers."
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"Okay then. Did you make you?"
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"[God] No. I always was."
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"Then you didn't make everything."
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"[God chuckles] Oh, Jerry."
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"It's going to take an eternity to make you understand eternity."
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"Okay. What about this?"
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"Is God everywhere?"
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"[God] Yes, I am everywhere."
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"Then you're in the toilet looking up?"
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"[God] What would you say if I told you yes?"
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"Yes, I am."
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"I seen you in there."
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"[laughs]"
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"I'd say God lurks in mysterious ways."
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"[laughs]"
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"[God] Luci, just because I love all my creations,"
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"doesn't mean I care what you think."
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"[bell ringing]"
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"Secret elf meeting is starting. I repeat, the secret elf meeting is starting."
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"[clears throat]"
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"By now, I'm sure you've all heard the crazy rumors."
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"I knew it. The squirrels are back."
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"-Ooh! -Quiet."
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"The uneasy peace between the elves and the squirrels remains unbroken."
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"Tell 'em, Leavo."
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"We're talking about what I left Elfwood for all those years ago."
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"I found it here, deep inside the castle."
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"-The very thing. -The very thing."
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"That's it? That's your big reveal?"
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"-What a bunch of horse-- -Oh, let me finish."
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"Get ready, Shocko."
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"For now, it can be told."
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"Dreamland itself is the legendary lost homeland of the elves."
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"[grumbles] Shocko?"
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"[Elf] He's dead."
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"[all gasping]"
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"Oh, good. I've been sleeping with his wife."
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"Ooh!"
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"Now, where were we?"
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"Oh, yes. There's still much to be learned about our forgotten elven history."
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"We must be smart like dwarves, and sneaky like squirrels."
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"We must not let the humans find out what we know until it's time."
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"As per usual, in these situations, Blabbo, you'll have to be arrested."
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"Guards! Lock him away."
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"In the future, just don't invite me to these things."
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"Where's my boy Elfo?"
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"He was taken away by ogres."
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"-[grunts] What? -Calm down, calm down."
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"You calling me a lying hair-trigger rageaholic?"
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"I didn't call you anything."
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"Well, I'm the only lying hair-trigger rageaholic standing here."
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"[groaning]"
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"[squawking]"
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"[all grunting]"
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"-Are we there yet? -No."
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"Are we there yet?"
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"If you say, "Are we there yet," one more time,"
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"I'll stop this cage right now and eat you."
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"Are you annoyed yet? I didn't say "there.""
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"God damn it, I warned you!"
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"-[grunts] -Stop. I'll be good."
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"[grunts]"
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"[Elfo giggling]"
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"I'm back here. [giggling]"
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"[scoffs] I can't believe that worked."
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"[grunts]"
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"Oh, I guess I should probably run."
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"[both grunting]"
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"[panting]"
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"[grunting]"
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"[screams]"
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"-[grunts] -[gnomes gasping]"
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"Gnomes? Are you guys still--"
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"Busy. We're at war here."
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"Listen, guys, I don't want to cause trouble,"
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"but the ogres are coming."
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"This is gonna be good."
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"[God] And that's why I only answer every 25th prayer."
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"Well, why do we have to pray anyways? You already know what we need."
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"[God] If I just gave you everything you wanted without even asking,"
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"that wouldn't be fair, now, would it?"
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"You let lots of unfair things happen."
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"Right now down on Earth, an innocent fly is being eaten by a hungry spider."
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"People get athlete's foot, and they ain't even athletes."
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"[Luci] Hmm…"
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"I guess a god this greedy can't be all bad."
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"[Jerry] And what about Bean? Everybody's forgotten about her."
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"She's in Hell, and that's no fair."
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"[God chuckles] Oh, Jerry, I don't intervene in that stuff."
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"Except bunnies. I give them a little bit of an edge."
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"I can't help it, they're so cute."
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"But otherwise, the troubles of Earth are for humans to sort out."
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"Jerry's a human, I think."
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"Hey."
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"Yeah. If Jerry is a human, you could send Jerry down to Earth."
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"[God] No. Every time I send someone down to Earth to make things better,"
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"another religion starts up, [chuckling] and a lot of people get slaughtered."
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"I don't want to make things better."
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"I just want to save Bean."
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