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"Money."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Lots of money."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"I'm working on it."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"You see, P.J., I believe that there's the criminal body..."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"and the criminal mind."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Each are separate from each other in that the criminal body..."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"although it's a criminal, doesn't know exactly what it's doing..."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"will commit the crime, unwittingly, if you will."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"The criminal mind knows exactly what it's doing."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"A mind that is brazen, yet cowardly."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Nimble, yet clumsy. Cunning, yet naive."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"- Zealous... - Would you get to the point!"
Who's Harry Crumb?
"You first."
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"It makes me wonder if the criminal mind is actually human at all."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"I believe that there's a reason mankind has been lifted..."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"beyond the level of the animals."
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"Human nature is..."
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"man's greatest triumph..."
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"but also the source of his undoing."
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"We all aspire to our noblest instincts..."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"and yet, all too often, we indulge our basest desires."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Just like those animals that took our Jennifer."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Yes. They're animals all right."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"But have no fear."
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"The kidnappers will not harm your daughter..."
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"not while I'm nipping at their heels."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Do you think these people imagine..."
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"that they are going to get what they want?"
Who's Harry Crumb?
"I wonder if it's ever occurred to Mr. Crumb..."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"that there may be things going on of which he is totally..."
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"perhaps blissfully, unaware."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Unfortunately, people don't always do what we expect them to."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Not criminals. Not anyone."
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"Mr. Draisen."
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"I don't know what you thought I was talking about..."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"but I would hope you could keep things on a professional level."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"- What? - Please. These things..."
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"can be so easily misinterpreted."
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"I think this is a good time for coffee."
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"Oh, great. Now I suppose everyone will want some."
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"Oh, geez, I hope that wasn't as old as it looked."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Sorry."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Hello, Nikki."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"You mind if I look around?"
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Thank you."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"It's no wonder they took her, huh?"
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Do you know that when she was 14 she was so skinny everybody worried..."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"that she looked like a newt."
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"And now, I mean, just look at her. She's perfect."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Perfect?"
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"I don't know. Look at the size of her head. She must be enormous."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Be easy to find..."
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"'cause she's huge."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"- Lecithin. - Lecithin."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Scrod oil."
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"Scrod oil?"
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Improves slow-twitch muscle response."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"I always thought pancakes were good for that."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Jennifer taught me how to make this drink."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"She tells me that's what gives you that amazing figure."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Of course, the mileage may vary."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"You know, it would appear your mother is..."
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"- She's not my mother! - Okay."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"All she wants is Dad's money. Money and sex. She's a nympho."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"She's gotta have it constantly... four or five times a day."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"That's why she's going out with that scumball, Vince."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"What a sleaze."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"It would appear that your stepmother presents something of a puzzle to me."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"I thought maybe you'd like to lend a hand."
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"- Like what, spying? - No, not like spying."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Mote like perception or observation."
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"- Like spying. - Like spying, yes."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"I just wish they would've kidnapped the old cow instead."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Hmm. Well, the truth is, Nikki, the kidnappers had a very good reason..."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"- not to take your stepmother. - What's that?"
Who's Harry Crumb?
"One cannot kidnap oneself."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"I wish we could hear what they were saying."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"No need to hear. I've been trained in the art of reading lips."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Every word they say, I see."
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"Goddamnit it, Vince, I am suffering here."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"It has taken me almost two years to get him to write me into the will."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Then we spend another six months coming up with a perfect plan to kill him."
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"And what's it all come to? Some kidnappers are gonna get it all."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"- Don't get so steamed. - If we do not kill him now..."
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"he is probably gonna pay those bastards every penny they want."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"There'll be nothing left... the house, the cars, the stocks."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"That's my money."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Our money."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Look, we can get into his car whenever you want."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"You wanna do it tonight, we'll do it tonight, okay?"
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Tonight?"
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"Did they do it or not?"
Who's Harry Crumb?
"They're the kidnappers. We've got them right where we want them."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"What do you mean? We have no idea where they're keeping Jennifer."
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"One thing we can be thankful for is..."
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"that they signed that idiot Crumb to the case."
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"You don't think he suspects anything, do you?"
Who's Harry Crumb?
"No, I think he suspects he has a dick, but he'd need a road map to find it."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"I don't mean to be boastful..."
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"but they're discussing my prowess as a private dick."
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"Crumb, are you okay?"
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Don't worry, Nikki. I've got a firm grip."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Everything will be just fine."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Kid, where you going?"
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"I thought you said you could do this with your eyes closed."
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"- Shit. - What now?"
Who's Harry Crumb?
"I just paid 34.50 for this shirt..."
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"and that's with my pro shop discount."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"I hate it when you talk cheap."
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"Is that it? No brakes at all?"
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"Better. Pressure's good for regular driving, but once they hit the hills..."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"No more Freddy the Fisherman."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"You bet."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"Stop. I like you dirty."
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"Say something sexy, you animal."
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"I gotta check in with the mister."
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"He cares about you almost as much as I do."
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"- Hello? - How we doing, boss man?"
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"- Fine. How's your house guest? - She's a little shy."
Who's Harry Crumb?
"But I can tell she likes me."
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