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Clips from Major Payne (1995)

"Second place: Madison Preparatory."
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"Third place: Stapleton."
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"Fourth place: Taggert."
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"All right, knock it off!"
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"Get off of him !"
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"Hold it right there ! Hey, hey, you !"
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"Knock it off ! Knock it off !"
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"I want that man arrested !"
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"This is unsatisfactory !"
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"I demand that the Madison squad..."
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"be disqualified from the final competition !"
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"Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance."
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"That's not enough ! Look at 'em !"
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"These animals are so pathetic, their own commander didn't even bother to show up."
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"Ain't no need for name-calling."
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"Major Payne. What are you doing here ?"
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"I was told you were on an important assignment."
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"Well, what could be more important than my boys winnin' this here competition ?"
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"I suggest we get this party started."
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"Is that okay with you, Colonel ?"
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"Cadets. I'm pleased to announce the two top-rated squads..."
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"who will compete for first and second place in the parade drill competition:"
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"Wellington Academy and Madison Academy."
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"Arms, hut ! Left face !"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Wellington Academy."
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"- Forward march ! - Drill leader: Sergeant Michael Rachmill."
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"Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup."
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"All right, gentlemen. Let's look alive here ! We got trophies to win !"
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"Hello, Mr. Denial."
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"While you were on vacation, we've been havin' some real problems here."
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"I don't see no problem. You made it to the finals, didn't you ?"
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"Yeah, no thanks to you."
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"So why'd ya come back ? We don't need you."
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"Maybe I didn't come back for you."
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"Why'd you come back then ?"
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"Maybe I told myself that I want to see you win first place..."
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"and ain't gonna leave until you do !"
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"So that's it ?"
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"It's all about the trophy ?"
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"Maybe... I like ya."
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"Just like ?"
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"Maybe... I like you a lot."
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"That's it ?"
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"Don't push the "maybe," baby."
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"Now let's win this thing !"
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"We have nobody to lead the drill."
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"- 'Course we do. - Who ?"
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"- Tiger. - Are you crazy ?"
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"- What ? - That's right."
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"That boy know the drill like the knob on the back of his head."
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"I can't do it. I'm too little."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the Wellington Academy Drill Team."
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"You need me to tell you the story about the Little Engine That Could again ?"
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"Then you get out there and you toot that horn, boy."
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"Toot. Toot."
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"Toot. Toot."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Madison Preparatory School."
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"Drill team leader: Private Kevin "Tiger" Dunne."
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"Bust a move !"
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"Now here we are together"
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"Ready to do whatever"
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"We started out as boys Now we're men and we're makin' noise"
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"So stand back and step clear Madison cadets are the ones to fear"
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"If you don't believe battle us and you will see"
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"Oh, yeah, here we come Here we come, here we come"
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"Hip-hop, hip-hop hip-hop, ho"
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"Hip-hop, hip-hop hip-hop, ho"
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"We can get down 'cause it's in our souls"
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"We can get down 'cause it's in our souls"
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"- Hit me with a one, two - One, two"
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"- Hit me with a three, four - Three, four"
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"Hit me with a one, two, three, four"
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"- One, two... three, four - Mark time, march !"
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"- Ahhhhh-hoo - Present arms"
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"Forward march"
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"Huh, huh, huh, huh"
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"Order arms"
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"Philly stomp"
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"Ho"
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"Hit it"
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"Oh, yeah"
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"One, two, three Get down on the hip-hop"
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"Get down and get funky and you don't stop, what, do dat, do dat"
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"Go, Tiger Do dat, do dat"
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"Get down, do dat, do dat Go, Tiger, do dat, do dat"
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"- Get down, do dat, do dat - Whoo ! Whoo ! Whoo ! Whoo !"
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"- Get down, do dat, do dat Go, Tiger, oof, oof - Oh-h-h-h-h-h-h !"
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"Salute"
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"Madison Preparatory School."
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"Company ! Atten-hut !"
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"Sir, squad is formed, sir."
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"Post."
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"My name..."
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"is Major Benson Winifred Payne !"
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"I'd like to be the first to welcome you..."
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"to the Madison School."
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"What we've tried to develop here..."
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"is a family environment."
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"One of trust and understanding."
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"I'd like for you to think of me not only as your commanding officer,"
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"- but as your friend."
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"And what the hell is that ?"
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"He's mine."
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"That-a-boy. Sit."
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"Good boy."
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"You know, there ain't no pets allowed on these here premises, Mr. Ace Ventura."
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"Yeah, well, maybe that doesn't apply to me."
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"He's my blind seein'-eye dog."
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"What in the world would anybody want with a blind dog ?"
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"The dog ain't blind."
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"I'm the one that's blind, you idiot."
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"Oh, I see you and your friend Cujo here..."
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"got a little attitudinal problem needs some readjustin'."
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"I'm gonna fix that up quick, fast and in a hurry."
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"Hey, Corporal !"
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"Go tell Mama bring my field knife."
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"Heh-heh-heh."
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"Ah, heh-heh-heh."
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"Oh, heh-heh."
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"Ah, heh-heh-heh."
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