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Clips from Major Payne

Movies 1995 95 min ★ 6.3/10 (44,440 ratings) 1,204 clips
Adventure Family Comedy

Credits

"Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers
""Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers"
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Now on the day I was born
"Now on the day I was born"
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The nurses all gathered round
"The nurses all gathered round"
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And they gazed in wide wonder
"And they gazed in wide wonder"
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At the joy they had found
"At the joy they had found"
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The head nurse spoke up
"The head nurse spoke up"
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Said leave this one alone
"Said leave this one alone"
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She could tell right away
"She could tell right away"
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That I was bad to the bone
"That I was bad to the bone"
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Bad to the bone
"Bad to the bone"
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Bad to the bone
"Bad to the bone"
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Bad to the bone
"Bad to the bone"
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Bad
"Bad"
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- Let's move out ! - Get in front of that wall !
"- Let's move out ! - Get in front of that wall !"
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- B-B-B-B-Bad - Follow me !
"- B-B-B-B-Bad - Follow me !"
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B-B-B-B-Bad
"B-B-B-B-Bad"
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Bad to the bone
"Bad to the bone"
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When I walk the streets
"When I walk the streets"
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Kings and queens step aside
"Kings and queens step aside"
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- Every woman I meet
"- Every woman I meet"
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They all stay satisfied
"They all stay satisfied"
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I wanna tell you about it baby
"I wanna tell you about it baby"
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What I see I make my own
"What I see I make my own"
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And I'm here to tell you, honey
"And I'm here to tell you, honey"
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- That I'm bad to the bone - My arm !
"- That I'm bad to the bone - My arm !"
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- Bad to the bone - I've been shot !
"- Bad to the bone - I've been shot !"
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- Bad to the bone
"- Bad to the bone"
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Let me take a look at that.
"Let me take a look at that."
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- Want me to show you a little trick ?
"- Want me to show you a little trick ?"
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Take your mind off that arm ?
"Take your mind off that arm ?"
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Give me your hand.
"Give me your hand."
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Now, you may feel a little... pressure.
"Now, you may feel a little... pressure."
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Agh ! My finger ! My finger !
"Agh ! My finger ! My finger !"
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- Work every time.
"- Work every time."
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And I'm bad to the bone
"And I'm bad to the bone"
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Bad to the bone
"Bad to the bone"
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B-B-B-B-B-Bad
"B-B-B-B-B-Bad"
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B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad
"B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad"
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Bad to the bone
"Bad to the bone"
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You had better give up, senor. You cannot kill us all.
"You had better give up, senor. You cannot kill us all."
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Nope, but I can clean your colon out quicker than...
"Nope, but I can clean your colon out quicker than..."
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one of them burritos with extra guacamole sauce.
"one of them burritos with extra guacamole sauce."
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And I'm bad to the bone
"And I'm bad to the bone"
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B-B-B-B-Bad
"B-B-B-B-Bad"
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B-B-B-B-Bad
"B-B-B-B-Bad"
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B-B-B-B-Bad
"B-B-B-B-Bad"
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At ease, Payne.
"At ease, Payne."
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Relax. Do you know why you're here ?
"Relax. Do you know why you're here ?"
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Sir, no, sir !
"Sir, no, sir !"
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The promotion board report came out last week.
"The promotion board report came out last week."
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This is the new lieutenant colonel list.
"This is the new lieutenant colonel list."
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Your name is not on it.
"Your name is not on it."
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You get two chances to advance,
"You get two chances to advance,"
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then we gotta show you the hatch.
"then we gotta show you the hatch."
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Base admin is cutting your discharge orders right now.
"Base admin is cutting your discharge orders right now."
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General, are you tryin' to tell me in all this man's military...
"General, are you tryin' to tell me in all this man's military..."
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there is no room left for a trained weapon of destruction ?
"there is no room left for a trained weapon of destruction ?"
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The fighting is no longer done on the battlefields, Payne.
"The fighting is no longer done on the battlefields, Payne."
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Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress.
"Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress."
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Boys like us are becoming dinosaurs.
"Boys like us are becoming dinosaurs."
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There gotta be somebody need some killin'.
"There gotta be somebody need some killin'."
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I'm sorry, Major, there's no one left.
"I'm sorry, Major, there's no one left."
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You've killed 'em all. Good luck.
"You've killed 'em all. Good luck."
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It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man,
"It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man,"
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and already I'm startin' to get the itch.
"and already I'm startin' to get the itch."
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Problem is I ain't got nothin' to scratch.
"Problem is I ain't got nothin' to scratch."
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God, I'm hungry.
"God, I'm hungry."
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Hungry for action.
"Hungry for action."
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- Hungry for blood.
"- Hungry for blood."
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Hell.
"Hell."
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I'm just plain ol' hungry.
"I'm just plain ol' hungry."
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- Feel I'm gettin' weaker...
"- Feel I'm gettin' weaker..."
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while Charlie's growin' stronger in the jungle.
"while Charlie's growin' stronger in the jungle."
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I can't lose my edge.
"I can't lose my edge."
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I gotta keep my strength up. I gotta maintain discipline.
"I gotta keep my strength up. I gotta maintain discipline."
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Because the hard reality was...
"Because the hard reality was..."
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I gotta get a job.
"I gotta get a job."
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- And what better place...
"- And what better place..."
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than somewhere that would allow me to employ...
"than somewhere that would allow me to employ..."
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my skills as a trained killer.
"my skills as a trained killer."
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Mister... Payne ?
"Mister... Payne ?"
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This is a dramatization of a domestic violence dispute.
"This is a dramatization of a domestic violence dispute."
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You arrive on the scene to find a woman, played by Ms. Goodwin,
"You arrive on the scene to find a woman, played by Ms. Goodwin,"
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- Hello, ma'am. - claiming to have been assaulted...
"- Hello, ma'am. - claiming to have been assaulted..."
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by her husband, played by Mr. Shipman.
"by her husband, played by Mr. Shipman."
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- Happy to meet you. - Same here.
"- Happy to meet you. - Same here."
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Your objective is to effectively neutralize the situation.
"Your objective is to effectively neutralize the situation."
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Neutralize.
"Neutralize."
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Begin.
"Begin."
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He hit me !
"He hit me !"
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- You like to beat women ? - Officer, l--
"- You like to beat women ? - Officer, l--"
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Don't never... hit... her... again.
"Don't never... hit... her... again."
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- Hear me ? Hear me ? Huh ? - I-l can't-- Wait ! Agh ! Ooh !
"- Hear me ? Hear me ? Huh ? - I-l can't-- Wait ! Agh ! Ooh !"
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Payne, what happened ? You've only been out one week.
"Payne, what happened ? You've only been out one week."
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It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback.
"It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback."
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Listen, I made some calls, and I got an assignment for you.
"Listen, I made some calls, and I got an assignment for you."
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It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military.
"It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military."
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So after two and a half weeks...
"So after two and a half weeks..."
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of livin' a civilian puke's existence,
"of livin' a civilian puke's existence,"
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I was back in uniform, back in the Corps.
"I was back in uniform, back in the Corps."
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Back to the sweet smell of mustard gas...
"Back to the sweet smell of mustard gas..."
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and killin'.
"and killin'."
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Little did I know what awaited for me.
"Little did I know what awaited for me."
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I've toured 11 separate engagements...
"I've toured 11 separate engagements..."
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from Iraq to Haiti,
"from Iraq to Haiti,"
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but nothin' I did would prepare me for this newest assignment.
"but nothin' I did would prepare me for this newest assignment."
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I was told it would be my greatest challenge.
"I was told it would be my greatest challenge."
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It was sure to be a living hell.
"It was sure to be a living hell."
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The Glee Club...
"The Glee Club..."
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- will be meeting at 3:30.
"- will be meeting at 3:30."
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Will the teachers please report to the quad...
"Will the teachers please report to the quad..."
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for the science fair judging.
"for the science fair judging."
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Tiger ? Tiger, come back here.
"Tiger ? Tiger, come back here."
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- I'm not gonna chase you.
"- I'm not gonna chase you."
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What you runnin' from, boy ?
"What you runnin' from, boy ?"
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She's tryin' to give me a shot !
"She's tryin' to give me a shot !"
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You don't like needles ?
"You don't like needles ?"
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You want me to show you a little trick take your mind off that pain ?
"You want me to show you a little trick take your mind off that pain ?"
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Here, gimme your hand.
"Here, gimme your hand."
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Now, you may feel a little bit of pressure.
"Now, you may feel a little bit of pressure."
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