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Clips from Resident Alien (2021) - Autopsy (S02E02)

"He was talking to two men in a black van."
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"Hello, Sheriff."
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"I knew that I was probably gonna see you,"
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"So, um,"
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"I made you an audiobook."
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"- "Autobiography of Malcolm X.""
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"- Oh, Judy... - Oh, it's not Malcolm Ten?"
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"I'll redo it. I thought that the X was a ten."
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"You know, like, in Roman numerals."
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"- Can you tell us anything about the men in the van?"
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"- I didn't see 'em real good, honestly."
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"I did see a skunk, though, and I followed it for a while--"
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"- Did you hear a gunshot? - No."
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"I actually didn't really hear anything."
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"D'arcy stopped by with food."
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"She was really upset because I couldn't go to this party"
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"that she went to, so she brought me devil's eggs."
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"- Oh, did you like them? - Oh, yeah."
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"They were really good. - Oh."
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"- And luckily, there were still a couple left on the counter"
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"this morning, so I finished 'em."
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"- Oh, are you having any stomach issues?"
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"- [laughs] Oh, yeah. Real bad."
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"- All right, excuse me."
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"Mr. Mayor, Dr. V."
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"- I heard that there was another murder in Patience,"
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"and I am devastated at this news."
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"- Yeah, see, we might have an issue with that."
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"Little known fact: this hot tub"
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"is actually over the county line into Jessup."
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"So Jessup hot tub, Jessup murder."
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"Uh, suck on that, Mayor Mitch."
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"- Huh, well, maybe the shooter was on the Patience side."
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"- Well, maybe we should, uh,"
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"take a gander at the security cameras and see."
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"- There are no security cameras!"
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"Is my guess. - He's right."
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"We're very discreet here, so... I mean,"
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"two people could just disappear into a motel room right now"
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"and do just about anything,"
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"and nobody would know-- [stomach gurgles]"
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"I'll be right back."
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"- Look, with all due respect, Mr. Mayor,"
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"I'm the sheriff of Patience,"
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"and this, to me, looks like a Patience crime scene."
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"- And I'm the doctor from Patience,"
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"and I will do the autopsy, and you can suck on that..."
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"with no respect!"
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"- Not very kind."
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"- Sir, you're not gonna believe this."
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"- The victim was one of the names on Sam's list:"
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"Tanner Corrington--"
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"and he had a gun in his jacket."
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"- What an interesting name I've never heard of."
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"- Well, well, well."
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"So Mr. Silver Spoon Fancy Pants"
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"was carrying and got murdered? Surprise, surprise."
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"- I'm so surprised."
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"Wow."
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"[line trilling]"
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"- [in Southern accent] Yes, hello."
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"My name is Johnny Smithson."
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"I'd like to report a murder that happened in Jessup."
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"[quirky music]"
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"- It's an odd feeling to know that you are going to die soon."
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"- I am glad this appointment is over."
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"Whenever this man mentions dying,"
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"that bad feeling I have about death"
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"climbs to the top of my stomach."
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"Soon, it will not matter to you what being dead is like,"
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"because you will be dead."
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"- I love your bedside manner. [chuckles]"
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"I'll miss it when I'm gone."
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"- No, you will not, because you will be dead."
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"Goodbye, now."
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"- You think I should give him a different dose?"
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"- One deceased male, fatal gunshot wound."
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"Where do you want him for the autopsy?"
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"- Uh..."
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"- Alive people wait in the lobby."
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"Dead people wait in exam one."
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"[suspenseful music]"
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"♪"
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"- Hey. Much-needed day drink?"
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"- I need your help. How am I supposed to--"
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"- What, live your life just like normal?"
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"Hello, Asta."
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"Here is your normal 3:00 p.m. whiskey,"
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"which you have every day at this time."
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"- Oh, yeah, normal."
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"I'm never gonna be normal again."
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"I'm supposed to pick up Jay tomorrow"
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"and take her to lunch for her birthday."
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"- Holy shit. That's amazing."
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"- It would be if I wasn't a murderer."
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"- Okay, you're not a murderer."
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"You're just an innocent woman"
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"that got caught up in all this shit because of Harry."
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"You shouldn't trust that guy, by the way."
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"He moved a body last night. - So did we!"
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"- Yeah, but you know, it's us. We made it look cool."
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"It's like people who can rock a pair of bell-bottoms, you know?"
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"- I think we should tell the police."
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"Maybe I should tell Liv."
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"What if this guy has a family? - Okay, you have a family--"
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"all right, starting with me, your ne'er-do-well"
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"but lovable soul sister, and if you go to the police,"
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"they'll just send more bad guys to kill you,"
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"and then I'll have to kill all of them,"
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"and spend the rest of my life"
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"in my safe house in Puerto Vallarta,"
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"which I can't really be there"
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"for more than two weeks at a time,"
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"and I hate going by the name Veronica."
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"- [chuckles]"
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"Okay. Well, you make a good point."
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"- Thanks."
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"- All right, that's fine. Keep me posted."
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"- Yes, sir."
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