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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Gramps DeMamp Is Dead (S05E05)

"And he deserves a proper funeral."
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"Thanks for warming them up, Son."
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"I'll take it from here. Hey, now!"
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"Well, the old man finally bit the farm."
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"I bet he's down in hell looking up at us right now going,"
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""Hey, dumbasses, we're the united DeMamps of America, remember?"
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""Let's light a butt-ton of fireworks and crank some of the Offspring!""
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"- Yes! - Hit it, Adam."
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"Oh, I'm supposed to hit it?"
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"- Hit it! - Okay."
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"- It's too late, bro. - No, the Offspring!"
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"Hit it!"
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"(BAD HABIT PLAYING)"
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"Pritchard!"
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"I know that this isn't the traditional DeMamp funeral,"
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"but this is what George wanted."
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"He loved you all so much,"
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"and he was so very proud of how you've all improved."
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"You call this improvement?"
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"Tuck, why isn't your pecker out?"
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"Unleash the corkscrew!"
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"- He's got a screw loose. - Aunt Holly!"
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"You're usually down to your G-string by now."
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"Ha-ha! Take them clothes off, trick."
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"What happened to this family? Oh, right."
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"You're all proud employees of the Easy As Pie pizzeria"
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"with your dental insurance."
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"This isn't even a pizza family."
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"This is a cheeseburger family!"
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"We love the burgs."
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"Bread, meat, cheese, bread, meat!"
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"Cheese. You can't stop on meat."
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"George and I built Easy As Pie together,"
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"and he loved that company."
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"Can we please just bury him in peace?"
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"I don't think so, ho."
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"ADAM: Is that a bomb? PRITCHARD: No, it's a smoke bomb."
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"Come on, let's go! Let's wheel this sucker out of here!"
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"No way, I'm not touching that dead-ass dude box."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"Are we gonna take the body to Aunt Patty's house"
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"and feed him to her raccoons?"
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"- That sounds badass. - PRITCHARD: No way."
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"Oh, I bet you got a better idea."
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"Damn right, Gramps was a paratrooper,"
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"so we're gonna crenate his body in a bonfire"
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"and scatter his ashes from the sky, just like he always wanted."
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"- I knew you'd have a good idea. - I didn't."
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"Me either."
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"The casket!"
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"It's gone!"
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"Where did they go?"
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"Here's the deal, I don't know where they went,"
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"but I can find out and I can give 'em to you."
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"Oh, God. Okay, thank you."
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"- Thank you so much. - Hang on a second, toots."
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"Let's talk about what's in it for me, all right?"
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"'Cause I'll be honest."
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"I'm a little hungry for some of that..."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Pizza? What do you..."
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"Yeah, this is the slice of pizza. You own a pizza chain."
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"You should know the international sign for..."
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"Anyway, what I'm telling you is that,"
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"in return for my services,"
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"I would like a lifetime subscription to pizza."
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"Done. How do we do this?"
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"I'm just gonna text 'em."
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"(SINGING) You gotta be fresh"
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"My dad freaking rules, dude."
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"Yeah, he's, uh..."
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"How old was he when he had you, again?"
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"I know he started boning at 13, as DeMamps do."
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"- So 13, I think. - Wow."
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"That guy freaking plows, too."
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"- PRITCHARD: We are on fire tonight! - Yeah, a total party animal."
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"Uh, have you ever noticed, though,"
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"that he's obsessed with one-upping you?"
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"Here they come to snuff the rooster!"
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"He lets me win at a ton of stuff, unless it's, you know,"
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"telling funny stories or banging chicks"
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"or being a badass, or any other of his, like, designated areas."
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"There's rules. There's rules to..."
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"- (VOCALIZING) - Yes, whatever, man."
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"All I'm saying is, okay, you can't think that this is a good idea."
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"Going into the forest and burning your grandfather"
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"like a warlock in the middle of the woods is a good idea,"
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"'cause it's not, dude. You have to have a better idea than this."
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"Hey, guys, let's make the next right into the woods,"
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"and let's crenate Gramps."
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"All right, what are we doing?"
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"All right, here's the plan."
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"We're gonna break in and crenate Gramps' body"
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"in Annette's very own pizza ovens."
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"God damn it, Adam. That's..."
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"The same plan, man,"
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"except in, like, a stupider location, dude."
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"- It's a different idea. - All right,"
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"and it's cremate, not crenate."
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"Okay, does the body turn to cream?"
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"No, it does not."
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"It does not turn to cream. It turns to ash."
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"- Crenate. - It's crenate."
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"- It's crenate! - All right, Adam."
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"I'm not gonna watch you burn your dead grandpa's body"
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"in an oven, man, all right?"
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"That will haunt my dreams, okay?"
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"And I've been having good dreams lately, all right?"
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"It's me, Jessica Alba, you know, we're dry humping."
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"I have walrus tusks."
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"Okay, well it was your idea to me to have an idea, so..."
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"Yeah, Adam I got to say, this plan's stupid as hell."
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"Give me the keys, I'm gonna do this thing the right way."
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"I'm not gonna give you the keys"
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"'cause we're gonna do it the right way,"
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"which is my way, for one way."
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"BLAKE: No, you give me the keys! No, what are you doing?"
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"Stop jingling on... I know what you're doing."
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