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Clips from The Simpsons - Barthood (S27E27)

"You're not beer."
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"Where is it?"
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"And who are you?"
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"We're playing hide and seek."
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"I'm Milhouse."
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"Milhouse? What kind of a wiener name is that?"
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"A very bad one, sir."
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"(bell chimes)"
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"(humming)"
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"That boy is so much trouble."
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"Never should have had a firstborn."
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"Should've skipped right to the second."
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"There's one thing I can do better than you."
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"(chuckles)"
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"I've finished painting the wall"
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"and it's better than new."
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"In some ways, this was kind of a bless..."
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"Ha! I got gumption! (giggles)"
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"Bart's disruptive behavior"
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"is probably caused by his feeling"
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"that you think other children"
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"are more deserving of attention."
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"Mm, I see."
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"And how can we help these other children?"
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"We're here for Bart."
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"In a boy like Bart... Yeah?"
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"...the attention he craves most is from his father."
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"Pfft. Good luck with that."
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"Take him camping!"
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"I do want to help him, I do."
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"And your son is just looking for your love."
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"Geez."
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"For a psychologist,"
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"you sure know how to get into people's heads."
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"♪ ♪"
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"And I brought my flashlight"
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"so we can find our way in the dark,"
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"and my scissors to cut wood into kindling,"
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"and an air horn to scare away bears."
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"(air horn blaring)"
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"(chuckling)"
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"BART: Wh... why are we stopping?"
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"This is where we're camping, son."
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"I thought we were going to stay"
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"in a tent in the woods."
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"Like the kids that got killed in that movie you took me to."
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"Son, the woods this time of year are very outdoorsy."
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"But we'll do fun things."
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"Oh, listen! Do you hear that?"
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"(grinding, rattling)"
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"It's the sound of an ice machine."
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"(sighs) Great."
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"Come on, let's go hunt..."
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"for the registration desk."
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"(blares)"
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"ANNOUNCER: Andreychuk passes ahead to Hamilton..."
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"it's too far in front..."
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"and the ref waves off the icing."
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"The TV is north of the bed."
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"(yawns) Better hit the hay, son."
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"Learning this new remote"
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"really took something out of me."
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"Never saw a menu button colored green before."
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"Whew!"
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"Crazy buttons. (snoring)"
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"(birds chirping)"
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"So, how was"
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"your camping trip with your father?"
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"Okay."
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"We got lots of Starwood points at the hotel."
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"Oh, my thrifty pioneers."
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"Lisa, how was school?"
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"The teacher gave me this."
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"(giggles)"
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""Student of the month"! Wow."
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"How long have you been in that school?"
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"A month."
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"I've been there two years"
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"and no one ever gave me anything!"
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"(angry grunt)"
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"(door slams)"
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"Aw, poor kid."
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"Are you taking his dessert?"
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"Yes, I am."
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"Up to him."
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"(footfalls stop)"
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"Are you eating that cake?"
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"HOMER (muffled): What? No."
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"(footfalls resume quickly)"
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"Son, I know it may not seem like it now,"
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"but you're gonna be glad"
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"to have a sister when you grow up."
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"You're always gonna like her better than me."
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"That's not true."
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"I love you both the same amount: 40%."
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"Gotta leave room in the budget."
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"Then will you put this on your car?"
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"I'll be proud to."
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"(yawns)"
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"(gasps)"
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"Hmm..."
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"Ooh, both those bumper stickers mean so much to me."
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"Oh..."
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"Happy birthday!"
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"Well, thanks."
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"But you know I'm not into Krusty anymore."
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"You've outgrown Krusty?"
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"First no more "ay, caramba," now this?"
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"Mom, don't have..."
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"Have a cow, man?"
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"I was gonna say"
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""don't have a foolish attachment to the past.""
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"Come on, boy."
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"Humor your mother."
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"Oh, fine."
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"Don't have a cow. Man."
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"Yeah..."
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"(phone chimes)"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I'm Student of the Month for 48 consecutive months!"
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